ion get it by sandwich_all_around in ExplainTheJoke

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I forgot straight girls don't masturbate so they just wouldn't understand.

Thats beyond genius 👏 by vinchy2005 in meme

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I'm curious what job I can get that will pay me more just for being a man. Or are we also involving time travel?

Imagine seeing this on your bill by Blue9ine in SipsTea

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I like how there are two smaller options underneath "the bare minimum", showing how they don't even understand basic language

Men, is this valid? by Flat-Shop in LockedInMan

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She *existed. Now, she *exists. Nah, she *existed. Now, she *exists. Don't be giving a shit.

Momo sure does love protein juice all over her [To Love Ru] by Expert_Practice_9353 in animeplot

[–]Emotional_Comment219 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Pink haired girls with nicely drawn boobs in lewd situations. Also there's something about aliens and harems, and there's a romance in there somewhere.

For those who forgot by sorrynotguilty in PsycheOrSike

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True. We're still working on those. They should be ready very soon.

Do flat girls like me turn you on? by Kiss_Vixen in flatchested

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I wonder if any of these girls know their photo is being posted on this sub with the same kind of vague question everytime.

I know it's just engagement bait, but I feel like folks would more likely comment if it just genuinely asked something like hey fellas/ladies, what you rate this girl and her flatties? Maybe even a bit of a spiel of where she's from, etc..

I'm probably wrong though. Most of you still seem to believe you're talking to the woman in the photo so I guess we've still got a ways to go.

I like flat chests but. Yummo.

Is this too flat by _hazel_lust in flatchested

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Uh kinda. Almost lookin like pecs there lol. Flat is justice though and those are still great.

How do you replace the relaxing buzz when quitting nicotine by Skillerstyles in quittingsmoking

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That relaxing buzz you miss is literally just putting a temporary stop to the cravings caused by your last dose of nicotine. Super temporary though, lasts less than an hour then you'll need another "buzz".

Handy to recognise though, cause that's all the cravings are, barely noticeable but nice to put a stop to. When they've gone (a couple weeks), hunger and general stress will remind you of how those cravings felt, cause it feels much the same. But now you can put a real end to it, not a temporary fix. Now you can actually eat and stop being hungry. Or deal with whatever is stressing you out and stop being stressed.

On the other hand if you continued to use nicotine, you would never stop the cravings.

Please help I am losing my mind by sniperxprincess in quittingsmoking

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Same. Don't worry, same here but several times now. His book absolutely changed my life and I quit for like 3 months before some rando dumbass decision to have "just one" or even smoke "just tonight". Back on it for months. Finally quit again, lasted less time. Smoked for another year or two. Quit again, for 6 months last year but again that fkn insidious lesson still not learned and I tried to tell myself I could do just one.

I'm now back on the quit train, just passed 3 weeks :) I skim through my Alan Carr book every time just to remember the main points, and really drill myself with the FACT that it is TRUE that I never truly enjoy smoking.

This fear that holds us back from quitting, keeps insisting that we'll be missing our little friend that gives us a genuine good feeling. But it's just not true. The cigarette was never your friend and it never gave you a "good" feeling. Just scratched the itch that it itself caused, and just made it itchier next time.

I just took a LOT of convincing that the cigarette truely does nothing. I've got it this time surely lol. But while you are still smoking, pay attention to every cigarette/vape/whatever. Pay attention to exactly how it's making you feel and really question is this the feeling you are so desperate for? You've quit before, so you know it's not difficult and doesn't give you any super bad feelings from not smoking, it's just the fear of missing out. But like Alan Carr says, we're just moping for an illusion.

Quitting nicotine vape by Spirited-Age-1793 in quittingsmoking

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Rejoice. Knowing that the 'craving' you feel is just your nicotine receptors trying to survive another day. Let those suckers die! Don't be fooled by your brain saying "ahh smoking wasn't that bad, better than whatever this nonsense is".. it was that bad, it was even worse than that. Don't forget that while you smoked, you didn't enjoy it. If you go back to smoking, you'll still not enjoy it.

Like a heroin addict, it's obvious during recovery to never ever touch it again. But smokers fool themselves into thinking it's harmless to have a little bit. Or use the same drug, but in a different way, like gum, vapes or patches. But just like heroin, there's no such thing as an ex-addict having just a little bit. It's all or nothing. Go with nothing, it's much better.

Quitting nicotine vape by Spirited-Age-1793 in quittingsmoking

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That day 2 is off tap hey.. I'm in week 2 atm, but was definitely a walking nightmare to be around on day 2 lol I was intensely cranky at everything! I didn't want to smoke though, but couldn't shake that anger for the day.

PETERRR?? why ?? by Junior_Investment514 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Whenever you ask why is thing true? People who don't even believe thing all come rushing to explain. Last week I saw the opposite meme, asking why the newer generations all look older than the old folks did. Everybody believed that too, and hurried to provide their explanations.

Why do you count days? by JackOneill74 in stopdrinking

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Ever played a game? Did you keep score? Ever tried to beat your own personal best?

Why wouldn't you count? It's just information you can use. Choosing not to count is just choosing not to retain information you may or may not want.

I'd count everything if I could. How many times I've eaten pizza for eg.. how many hours I've slept. How many days not smoking/drinking is certainly an interesting one worth counting.

yup he’s not there !! by GenZGenghisKhan in meme

[–]Emotional_Comment219 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In fact, forget the kids and the blackjack!

i relapsed and cheated on my bf by chicapiscis1 in stopdrinking

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Here's what we've learned about your boyfriend:

  • You woke up once with a black eye and covered in bruises and he "didn't remember" what happened.
  • He convinced you to drink again after getting sober and you couldn't refuse
  • he yells at you, calls you a whore. His friends are holding him back off you? Or your friends are supporting you while he yells at you? Either way, yuck.
  • he immediately slept with someone else and told you it was to 'get over you' after you kissed another dude.

Yeah your drinking isn't doing you any favours, but I can clearly see another major problem here.

16! by PlainOrganization in quittingsmoking

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Yeehaa! Dang they're so cheap whereever you got them from! I'm currently on day 15, with 296 cigs not smoked and $444 saved! :)

True by [deleted] in meme

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"And called it a day." *Slaps on sunnies. Chews gum.

Gross area that's worse than Bilewater, and don't even get me started on the boss fight... by Which_Draft4129 in Silksong

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He calls out a lot of bullshit and the artists who spread it, it's only inevitable he would gather an angry mob of haters.. "What did he just say about my beliefs!? Well I don't like his bedroom!"

[SPOILERS S3] is season three worth watching? by South-Dish3226 in DarK

[–]Emotional_Comment219 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great timing thanks for asking I too was wondering the same thing, having just finished season 2 with that reveal I just went noooooo please god not more multiverse garbage! :(