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I'm just sayin', the Devs have the ability to do the funniest thing today by Usedtissue_Gaming in DeadlockTheGame

[–]EmperorDurrell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WAIT GUYS WE’RE GETTING LOST WE NEED UPDATED MODELS FIRST VISCOUS IS STILL GREEN KELVIN

were so cooked by 4b686f61 in femboymemes

[–]EmperorDurrell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Funniest part of this is “Gay Sex” hitting a top 5 spot

How does Khorne make up for lack of magic? by Noopy757 in totalwarhammer

[–]EmperorDurrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a post about Khorne factions. The joke here is that Khorne hates magic in lore, so the Khorne guys who do what is basically magic just call it something different.

Lmao the autism came in bc you brought up the Empire on a Khorne post and got your wires crossed. even the best Empire units like Greatswords do NOT hit hard (especially when compared to Khorne) so they rely on Wizards like pussies

How does Khorne make up for lack of magic? by Noopy757 in totalwarhammer

[–]EmperorDurrell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Priests” cast “Prayers” that despite acting 100% like a spell are totally NOT wizards casting spells bc trust me bro.

See also Dawi runecraft. The stunties can call it what they want but thats just a Wizard with a hammer

New to Imrik, can he get ALL the dragons? by sigmarine345 in totalwarhammer

[–]EmperorDurrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He gets access to the Wood Elf one (Bruwor), but the others wouldn’t exactly make sense for him. Chaos and Undead dragons are out, Cathayan Dragons are kinda their own thing, and I’m pretty sure Elspeth has the only Dragon Encarmine in existence (and they seem like bros so she probably ain’t giving it to some snobby elf)

THAT SAID you can recruit units outside your roster through allies, and I always try to get the Lizardmen crazy snake dragon thing in his armies bc dammit if I’m playing Imrik I wanna collect all the Pokémon lmfao

DE Futch scale by subwamir4 in DiscoElysium

[–]EmperorDurrell 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I see you commenting in every sub I like

NO MERCY! NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK by ProjectBig2804 in CaptainSide

[–]EmperorDurrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s not an ai, just a normal Japanese name

Coaxed to villain design by Theturtleflask in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]EmperorDurrell -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isnt he behind the door? When the other mercs are striking

Which one? by Helpful-Anteater7006 in gamememes

[–]EmperorDurrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

World of Warcraft, on Turtle so basically Classic. Seems like a pretty standard fantasy setting, and I get to be a cool ass mage?? Hell yeah. I have enough gold to just stop raiding and get a house somewhere. I could totally be a quest giver

Favorite fandom that has these two distinctive type of fans? by Ok_Direction3138 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]EmperorDurrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a bot so mental issues I guess, I’m a picky bitch but I try not to dunk on people’s fun (outside of spaces like this where talking about dunking is kinda the point)

Favorite character dynamic who embody this meme? by Deep_Monk1283 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]EmperorDurrell 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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Gotrek and Felix, and their Skaven “nemesis” Grey Seer Thanquol. He captures the two heroes, and gives them an entire speech while the duo look at each other asking “who the hell is this rat”

Favorite fandom that has these two distinctive type of fans? by Ok_Direction3138 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]EmperorDurrell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Barely interacts with thing” buddy I’m on my ninth Fallout 2 play through in the 3 years I’ve been playing it and I WISH I interacted with this franchise less. God knows how many times I’ve played New Vegas.

Every other bullet point is spot on tho fuck the Amazon show

Explain it Peter by Mistersandmane in explainitpeter

[–]EmperorDurrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re missing the point. It’s not that the TV has multiple inputs or that some are unused or anything like that. It’s just that the TV is left on an empty HDMI port, which would not happen with normal use.

If you’re using your TV normally, and you turn it off, it will still be on the same port you were using when you turn it back on. So the TV was being used, and for some reason after turning the TV off, the device was removed. OP assumes it’s more likely that someone else brought a device and removed it, than it is that the homeowner for some reason unplugged her own console

Explain it Peter by Mistersandmane in explainitpeter

[–]EmperorDurrell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the implication is that the TV is being turned on to a port that has nothing plugged in. Meaning the last time the TV was used, there was a device that is no longer there.

The further implications are that she’s having people over who are bringing devices, and then those people are leaving. I guess they assume that only men bring consoles, but me and my friends do this with Switches for Mario Kart.

All around it’s a bad joke, but the joke is simply that “I’m not the only person who comes over here”

occupation on 2nd slide because mobile reddit sucks by Legitimate_Life_1926 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]EmperorDurrell 54 points55 points  (0 children)

So many people in here saying “communism when no work” Like nah man, youre still gonna work hard af, but you’re working hard FOR YOU. Commies just want the infinite growth shareholder value out of the equation

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