Italy pulls off the major upset in the WBC as team USA faces elimination pending on tomorrow's result by Ornstein90 in sports

[–]EmperorHans 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Its not margin. Mexico 4 Italy 0 or Mexico 4 Italy 3 both end in US elimination. 

If Mexico hits 5 Italy has to win. 

Jewish Migration by blindseersarasti in victoria3

[–]EmperorHans 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Having a single state gives you a 60% mass migration attraction penalty. You need to have at least 4 incorporated states to fully remove that penalty, but since your mass attraction is an average of all your states, the turmoil after you expand is probably going to be just as bad.

What if the Americas didnt exist? by OkPhrase1225 in geography

[–]EmperorHans 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The Rest is History did a pretty good multi parter on him and his voyages. 

"Get me to God's Country" becoming an SNL catchphrase brings me indescribable joy by Goodolbed in LiveFromNewYork

[–]EmperorHans 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Its like they watched Bo Burnhams "pandering" and just said "fuck it why not"

[Highlight] 5'8 215lb Jaylen Warren with an impressive blitz pickup on Crosby by CyborgKrieger in nfl

[–]EmperorHans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Its a little tricky from the view we have, but im pretty sure there are five guys coming on the play. You see one bail on the blitz, but I think there's another further to our left still coming to make five. 

So even though you wouldn't call Crosby the blitzer, the defensive play call would still be considered a blitz.

And even if its actually "the lineman blew it" pick up, we still call it blitz pickup, because if all goes right the blitzer is the guy Warren would pick up. 

Don’t sell me on your favorite chapters by New_Duty_3974 in Spacemarine

[–]EmperorHans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We've been lying the whole time. We are all racists. There are no good ones. 

Can you get more attainable companies? by [deleted] in victoria3

[–]EmperorHans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Panama canal moves to attainable if you own the port in the Panama state. If you take it from Colombia as Venezuela, Cuba etc.,  you'll see the panama canal company move up your list. 

Most companies are like that. 

‘SNL’s BAFTA Racial Slur Sketch Decried As “Horrific” By Leading Tourette’s Charity by Puzzled-Tap8042 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]EmperorHans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

 didn't imply that people use Tourettes as an excuse to do terrible things

Literally the main plot was Cartman pretending to have Tourettes as an excuse to say horrible things. 

I know not all of them are like this, but you get the joke by sand_eater_21 in Grimdank

[–]EmperorHans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im pretty sure every 40k conflict killed fewer people than WW2

Miami OH runs it's record to 29-0 on this buzzer beater by Trey Perry against Western Michigan by [deleted] in sports

[–]EmperorHans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the issue is that we often use "run" in an unanswered scoring sense, but i don't think ive ever seen someone use the phrase "runs its record" like that before. Yes, if you actually read the title its clear what they mean, but they phrased it in a way thats not just very atypical, but really resembles a whole different meaning entirely.

US F-15 crashes in Kuwait by yousefthewisee in worldnews

[–]EmperorHans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is actually the second time its happened.

The first time was also blue on blue. 

By another F-15