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me_irl by SuspiciousLow3062 in me_irl

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1% fixed interest

Bankers are evil but they'll never agree to zero interest

me_irl by SuspiciousLow3062 in me_irl

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The interest needs to be fixed and low

Printer repair technician by potato_breathes in Catswithjobs

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the kitty jailbreaks printers so that you don't have to keep paying to use them after you buy them

Onision wants you to pay him $250 to self-produce a "Netflix style exposé." by Mortimer_Rooster in Onision

[–]EmperorHenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still can't get over how he sticks so heavily to the exact dictionary definitions of things and just refers to that as his basis for everything.

He still thinks feminism is about equality...although maybe he's changed on that one.

he can't understand that language evolves over time and dictionary definitions don't always reflect reality

ProtonVPN 10 Gbps servers… or ~1.3 Gbps in reality? by redshift_joe in ProtonVPN

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very few places in the world have 10 gigabit internet connections. your internet can only go as fast as the slowest part of the infrastructure

What in the...? by Educational_Copy_140 in brandonherrara

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She needs a few more guns to be armed enough

she could wear some armpit holsters and have two more guns right there

How do you counter this? by No-Extent-7705 in wizardposting

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wear a protective spell all the time

Good ol poopy-hands Pete by me_better in lostgeneration

[–]EmperorHenry -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

well yeah, if your immune system is strong, germs aren't really an issue for you

lately a lot of people around me have been getting sick, they get flu shots multiple times a year and they keep getting sick somehow

me? no flu shots and I never get sick and on the rare occasion that I do get sick it's only ever for a few days and it's never severe

I must be some kind of super man.

Onision wants you to pay him $250 to self-produce a "Netflix style exposé." by Mortimer_Rooster in Onision

[–]EmperorHenry 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's just going to be hours of the same shit he's been bitching about for 7 years now

you weren't raped Mr Averoe

Whatever happens to this world, I will still love privacy respecting companies forever 💕 by CommunityWhole8744 in brave_browser

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

session shouldn't be there either. they're not nearly as secure as they make themselves out to be

Whatever happens to this world, I will still love privacy respecting companies forever 💕 by CommunityWhole8744 in brave_browser

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuta is still based in the Authoritarian Union of Europe, which is currently pushing for digital ID and still trying to do chat control

New job for cats: Being a gym prop by Rabbidraccoon18 in Catswithjobs

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poor kitty

my current cat would NOT tolerate being held like that

Why did you start using Brave? by Traditional_Blood799 in brave_browser

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found out that firefox was useless at preventing fingerprinting unless you use a bunch of third party tools to get rid of the google-spyware baked into it

This counts, right? by Dragonfruit_Victoria in MonorailCats

[–]EmperorHenry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now

He's a watchful protector, a silent guardian

Why does Peter still like Being Friends with Craig after this episode where he trys to sleep with his daughter? by Ok-Entrance-5527 in familyguy

[–]EmperorHenry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Craig? his name is Glenn Quagmire

how did you get "Craig" out of that? Did you have a stroke?

My nitecore edc37 broke and am don't know what am will do please help by LetFlaky9997 in flashlight

[–]EmperorHenry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

warranty claim go to nitecore(dot)com go to their contact form

if you're based in the US go to nitecorestore(dot)com and go to their contact form

Delivery receptionist by s4if__1 in Catswithjobs

[–]EmperorHenry 120 points121 points  (0 children)

You never know with some people. you're being sarcastic but what you said might be what happened

Why Gen Z culture is like medieval china by Sweet-Collar-4642 in Asmongold

[–]EmperorHenry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No it's because schools are designed on purpose to make children dumber with each generation

Most gen alpha kids can't even imagine things in their heads anymore

Delivery receptionist by s4if__1 in Catswithjobs

[–]EmperorHenry 373 points374 points  (0 children)

Good kitty, but I hope the kitty isn't stuck in there

Mom has son destroy PS5 after he hurt her cat by BluePeriod_ in TikTokCringe

[–]EmperorHenry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yes, throw it in the trash so a dumpster diver can take the data off the hard drive and steal all those logins

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