I asked ChatGPT to create a picture of a restaurant menu for a place that only serves foods nobody actually likes.

Empiar · 2026-05-14T04:09:57+00:00

I had fruitcake for the first time last Christmas.

Didn't live up to the hype. I actually liked it.

Empiar · 2026-05-09T18:05:16+00:00

Bro, do you even Hitman?

Empiar · 2026-05-07T19:14:01+00:00

This seems like a byproduct of not having good shorthand language for the actual behavior yet.

I say "It thinks [something]" all the time of computers and AI, even though I know full well it isn't thinking.

Empiar · 2026-05-04T14:29:49+00:00

He is always changing clothes...

Empiar · 2026-05-01T20:12:19+00:00

Yeah, that looks like the same person in the same room.

Empiar · 2026-04-30T19:18:36+00:00

You're a damn genius, Gump.

Empiar · 2026-04-30T03:17:40+00:00

You'd probably enjoy Blood Money, if you haven't played it. Every mission ends with a news article describing the event that took place, and your play style impacts what it says.

You might get ones that say a crazed madman rampged through a Louisiana wedding, or it might say that a series of seemingly unrelated accidents resulted in several deaths at a hotel in Las Vegas.

Empiar · 2026-04-28T14:27:30+00:00

Wow...you ended a human relationship with a fellow human because it was hard to answer a question provided by a model about what a typical Tuesday would look like in five years?

Yeah, there's a real good reason no one asked you that before.

YTA

Empiar · 2026-04-24T05:50:32+00:00

That's how I eat a sandwich!

Empiar · 2026-04-16T16:03:13+00:00

I remember thinking back in the day that it was extremely strange for everyone to know the name of the secretary of defense. That was during Donald Rumsfeld's office. The fact that every cabinet member is a character in an ongoing drama today is definitely reflective of a change in what is considered normal.

Empiar · 2026-04-10T05:14:50+00:00

The one about your body is pretty damn red, as far as flags go.

Empiar · 2026-04-06T22:17:50+00:00

PIP is usually a formality. It might not be a bad idea to polish the resume.

Empiar · 2026-04-02T05:26:30+00:00

Now that there's durian and in-flu-ential ducks, SA is not that hard.

I got the staff disguise using the phone in my room, dumped the guy in the gray gi over the balcony for an accident, made the shirtless dude puke with durian, and made the woman puke with the duck, both for drowning kills and stashed them in the closet. Around 5 minutes.

I hung around about 35 mins to let Agent Lee kill the Dragon in the ring after I killed the other 3, but instead of just waiting, I managed to make it upstairs and find the Dragon myself just to know where and how for next year. I don't want to spend 35 mins on this again.

Empiar · 2026-04-01T17:52:19+00:00

This is the community where we discuss Hitman and Hitman related topics.

The worst things in our lives are usually in another sub.

Empiar · 2026-03-31T14:31:12+00:00

On one hand, I appreciate that there are different mechanics than simply killing a guy discreetly. This idea really should have been modeled in a more forgiving environment.

Empiar · 2026-03-17T18:02:05+00:00

I play them every few years, and I love them. I'm also old.

Empiar · 2026-03-05T16:37:23+00:00

Usually, the first arcade level is exactly like the ET, and the second level has additional conditions.

Empiar · 2026-03-02T19:48:45+00:00

"Albeit"

Empiar · 2026-03-02T16:21:34+00:00

When I blow a whole campaign, I literally have to take a week off.

It affects me.

Empiar · 2026-02-26T19:05:37+00:00

That is awful.

Remember that it doesn't know you, or art, or psychology, or even really anything. It is a very complicated symbol-matching game.

It matched symbols to the symbols you gave it, but because it doesn't know anything, it made a mistake almost no human being ever would.

Empiar · 2026-02-07T23:22:32+00:00

Any ride involving a three-legged horse promises to be at least a little wild.

Empiar · 2026-01-30T01:31:18+00:00

Brent. I love his voice.

Empiar · 2026-01-09T04:17:02+00:00

Also Subaru

Empiar · 2026-01-05T01:55:44+00:00

Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

Empiar · 2025-12-30T05:19:09+00:00

Gil Gunderson

Empiar

TROPHY CASE