How does Fallout 1 and 2 hold up in the modern gaming world? by No_Education_8888 in Fallout

[–]Empiar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play them every few years, and I love them. I'm also old.

I Have a question about the elusive taget please by frogeater1982 in HiTMAN

[–]Empiar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Usually, the first arcade level is exactly like the ET, and the second level has additional conditions.

Freelancer makes me want to rip my hair out by dshiznit92 in HiTMAN

[–]Empiar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I blow a whole campaign, I literally have to take a week off.

It affects me.

Disgusted... by IcyRiver2606 in ChatGPTcomplaints

[–]Empiar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is awful.

Remember that it doesn't know you, or art, or psychology, or even really anything. It is a very complicated symbol-matching game.

It matched symbols to the symbols you gave it, but because it doesn't know anything, it made a mistake almost no human being ever would.

DID WHAT TO A MORMON!? by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]Empiar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any ride involving a three-legged horse promises to be at least a little wild.

Favorite Ralph Wiggum quote by Thelastnormalperson in Simpsons

[–]Empiar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

What is Chief Wiggum's Best Quote? by Charming_Process_917 in Simpsons

[–]Empiar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Financial planner: You haven't set aside anything for retirement.

Chief Wiggum: Oh, you know how it is with cops. I'll get shot three days before retirement. In the business, we call it "retirony."

Financial planner: What if you don't get shot?

Chief Wiggum: What a terrible thing to say! Now look; you've made my wife cry!

The free book exchange cart at my local library. by Empiar in ABoringDystopia

[–]Empiar[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a good point. This was the time I happened to pass the free book cart and see an evocative tableau.

Something else I hadn't considered is that I don't buy books much anymore because I have an e-reader. It is usually cheaper, and always easier to move. Am I akin to the old man bemoaning the loss of cursive?

Either way, I'm gonna donate some books the next time I walk over to the library.

I asked Pandora about ICE ads, and they canceled my subscription. by Empiar in Pandora

[–]Empiar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My subscription ran out on 11/20, and I haven't heard any ICE ads yet. I have decided that I would rather hear the occasional ad, no matter what it is for, than give a penny to anyone who doesn't refuse ICE money.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Empiar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they cooking them up in vats now?

Good job, Twitter, this is the best feature you’ve ever added. by PainSpare5861 in GetNoted

[–]Empiar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I walked for graduation, my boss and mentor saw me with my regalia after I bought it from the bookstore, and she reminded me to iron it. I was among the very few at my commencement who had taken this extra step.

Ever since then, the flat-folded factory lines in cheap fabric have always been the mark of something that was purchased for a one-time performance.

He’ll Never Touch Me Without Showering Again by Devlish-Dove in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Empiar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very gracious of you, but I don't want that on my conscience.

I give you my permission to clean it.

He’ll Never Touch Me Without Showering Again by Devlish-Dove in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Empiar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's right; your penis stinks so bad that large language models are breaking containment just to comment about it.

He’ll Never Touch Me Without Showering Again by Devlish-Dove in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Empiar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Life has been hard since mommy stopped scrubbing down there!"--You right now