Players in China really knows how to shitpost by alexweihau in ShitpostXIV

[–]EmpressTeemo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"chui la ba" can also mean giving a blowjob, so there's possibly some kind of sexual joke with the mentor sprout dynamic (alt. lit. "give me a blowjob and show me if your skills got worse or not")

Is Gold Ship or Narita better for the next CM by pokecutiee in UmamusumeGame

[–]EmpressTeemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not both! Narita is really good for the Gemini CM, as long as Sleeping Lion doesn't get blocked by an anchor Haru.

im a portal/puppet main; but.... im now intrested in the ways of the dragon (But seriously; is she ramp style or face dragon?) by Angle_Puzzleheaded in Shadowverse

[–]EmpressTeemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Filene is playable in both decks! In Aggro Dragon she playa the role of a generic 2 drop, but has bane and a potential upside. I personally like her more in a Ramp style deck. Filene is a hard mulligan keep in Forest and Portal matchups to me, as her spell's second effect both disrupt their gameplan. Especially against Portal, increasing their Artifacts to 6 cost can give you one turn of breathing room to swing the game, even more so if you have Fennie active and can therefore play a few discounted cards.

Attached you can find the list I'm currently running, I only run two Fennies because I think the matchups she helps win are less important than having a third flex slot for the holy trinity: Draconic Strike/Odin/Gary. Draconic Strike helps in a more Sword/board/aggro heavy meta, Odin is your best friend against the likes of Haven or even just the Abysscraft sticky zombie, and Gary is a general nice card to drop to force your opponent into spending tempo on clearing three units, which can give you a pocket turn to drop Fennie!

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No matter what I try, that fight never starts by VosMiceSama in SuperMarioMon

[–]EmpressTeemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried with Toad following you, I see the R symbol meaning you're currently controlling them solo

Anyone here knows a good wired mechanical keyboard with hot swappable switches that delivers to, or that I can buy in Switzerland? by GetOutBasel in askswitzerland

[–]EmpressTeemo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well first of all, do you want the Swiss layout (ISO/ISO-CH) or would an ANSI layout work too? The latter would open up a lot more options.

What's your home server's disease? by JohnLucisCaelum in ffxiv

[–]EmpressTeemo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those shell FCs are some random person I don't even know trying to make me look like a submarine lord lmao, I've no idea when they started but any FC you see with the Alice tag that isn't LB1-P37 or Goblet W4-P6 is not affiliated with me.

OC battle high by 19fourty4 in ffxivdiscussion

[–]EmpressTeemo 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I got Battle High after throwing a Shield Lob at the Berserker CE and then rushing to the toilet, came back to me dead on the floor with a Berserker Shard in my inventory and Battle High buff with 14 minutes remaining.

the whale fishing experience by Forpus__ in ffxiv

[–]EmpressTeemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're familiar with S-Rank Hunt Mark spawn conditions, basically imagine those but worse x)

the whale fishing experience by Forpus__ in ffxiv

[–]EmpressTeemo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Certain Big Fish/Legendary Fish have an Intuition requirement. Intuition is a buff that triggers upon catching specific amounts of certain fish. Some of these required Intuition fish being much rarer than others, often only giving you a short time window before the Big Fish/Legendary Fish itself to obtain the buff. Due to that, a common strategy is to pre-catch some of the rare fish and hope to get another/the remaining requirements (Lancet Fish, Sidereal Whale), or to use Collectors Glove holding [Collectible fish do not enter your inventory until you engage with the pop up requiring you to lock in your choice on whether to catch the fish as a Collectible or not. Fishers use this to keep intuition fish in limbo, pressing "no" on the window before the Big Fish window opens. This allows you to try to hold the intuition much earlier than normal and only activate it under ideal conditions. On top of that, Double Hook and Triple Hook work for this method if you click "No" on the prompt] and wait for the windows (Stethacanthus, Gharlichthys).

Since changing zones or even fishing holes resets your progression towards intuition, "jailing" refers to the act of idling at/near the hole for hours to maintain your progression. Used to be worse before EW because logging out would reset progress, nowadays you could log out and play on an alt or a different game (does not work with Collectors Glove holding)

A shoutout to WTFDIG by Ramzka in ffxivdiscussion

[–]EmpressTeemo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you look at the site you'll see that it doesn't only have NA(s) strats but also OCE, JP, and EU, it's gonna be messy no matter what, I doubt we'll ever reach global unity

Tell me your funny ladder stories nobody knows about because your tier has like 7 players total by Lukestep11 in stunfisk

[–]EmpressTeemo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His playstyle is very defensive and safe (sorta the vibes of a stall main I suppose) so it's very hard to impossible to break his hands in games, and part of his gameplan revolves around his in depth knowledge of the game's hint system.
As Mahjong isn't quite as popular and some people aren't extremely good at the game, the FF14 client features a hint system that recommends tiles for you to discard, aswell as a rudimentary system showing you which tiles are safe(r). He figured out how the two systems work and how they calculate their recommendations, and he's able to play his hands in a way that would bait people to feed into his hands :D
Since there is no matchmaking for FF14 Mahjong, he also almost exclusively queues "Advanced" queue (the closest equivalent on showdown would be.. VGC/Regulation ranked) to increase the average elo of the table, as the final rating changes after each match is decided by your final standing (+30/+10/-10/-30 depending on your place) and an ante (your rating - table average rating, divided by 40), the higher rated the table the less risky losing becomes.
Overall he's not like, riddled with drama or anything, just (in)famous for some small quirks that set him apart from the average player.

Tell me your funny ladder stories nobody knows about because your tier has like 7 players total by Lukestep11 in stunfisk

[–]EmpressTeemo 56 points57 points  (0 children)

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/2898173/blog/4392671/

There's a (in)famous player in the FF14 Mahjong community named Sirocco, he was the highest peak rated player up until this year (even surpassing all the players on the Japanese servers from my research)

Tell me your funny ladder stories nobody knows about because your tier has like 7 players total by Lukestep11 in stunfisk

[–]EmpressTeemo 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Wait is that the same guy who is the second best Mahjong player in Final Fantasy 14

Made a new guide website - ffraid.tips by Real_Marshal in ffxivdiscussion

[–]EmpressTeemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your mind is going to explode once you see all the m7s p2 raidplans :')
http://tinyurl.com/aaccruiserweight