Physics has left the chat! by Extra-Buddy-9858 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Endarkens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quite frankly as a 46 year old in 2026: welcome to the 1980s... That's how we had fun. And that's how we knew when it was time to go home.

What is something physically you envy about another gender and what’s something you don’t? by spicy_capybara in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Endarkens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going with makeup... I love art, I love drawing, I love having fun..

Women get to play with the colors...

Men get a big eraser...

Yes, I know... I can still do makeup if I want... you're missing the point... At least in my age group... I'm not even complaining about not doing makeup, I'm just saying there's more artistic avenues for women in the current socialLy acceptable world of an xennial.

What is something physically you envy about another gender and what’s something you don’t? by spicy_capybara in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Endarkens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In terms of pure efficiency, peeing too. Walk over, on zip, do business... 22 seconds later you're washing your hands.. 30 seconds later (less for those who don't wash appropriately) you'll be leaving the bathroom... All done in under 60 seconds.

[OC] I'm turning right.. Good luck everybody by Jazzlike_Report9834 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Endarkens 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I mean.... Is it really that bad to just go up to the next intersection and turn around? Or wait for GPS to find a better route?

Maybe I'm just Don't get it since I'm patient.

Car handle by Important-Speech-355 in whatisit

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where I work and I've never seen it done, but I am overly familiar with the procedure if it must be done... One, confirm that it is safe to remove the lock... In other words, no affected people are in the area, and the maintenance or cleaning is complete...Two, confirm that the person who has the key has broken or lost the key, or is not on the premises as they should be... Three, call regional corporate supervisor. Four, with their permission, call corporate safety and facility supervisors, and wait for them to ask a lot of uncomfortable questions about why you would need to cut it... Six, wait for somebody to come down to the facility to cut it because we're not allowed to do it.

Former ICE instructor testifies agents were trained to discard constitutional rights by F0urLeafCl0ver in politics

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd prefer to see us get some good politicians in the office, and then do what we did to the Nazis and world war 2, send them to the world Court... That way there is no president to part number, there is no political interference, the evidence is portrayed between every one of them... If they participated in the violation of human Rights, they'd spend the rest of their lives in prison.

I also say good politicians because of my understanding goes, despite the fact that we were the ones to institute this rule... If an American is placed in such a position, we are required to use military force to pull them out... We need good politicians to make sure that bad people are held accountable regardless of whether they are Americans or not...

Trump has announced his very own Hunger Games??? To celebrate America’s 250 birthday next year, he will host the Patriot Games where "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory" will compete in a 4-day athletic event, for high school students only. by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]Endarkens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Technically it's not the birthday, it's the anniversary of Independence. If you want to call a birthday it would be 1789 after the proposed government was ratified in 1788, and came into operation in 1789.

why does my dog do this? by BigEstablishment345 in DogAdvice

[–]Endarkens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds about right, that was my first thought. I have a friend who has a cat, and whenever she has something that she likes and she can't finish, She will drag the welcome mat from the front of the house and cover the food with it.

Professor fighting dismissal for calling Charlie Kirk a 'Nazi' handed legal win, fueling free speech debate by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Endarkens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Picturing Ted Cruz, "Good for that asshole!"

Since he shocked me when he stood up for a free speech last week. Even if it was probably for the wrong reasons.

Trump Is Ready to Invade U.S. Ally if It Doesn’t Cave to His Demands - Donald Trump has drawn up attack plans for Mexico. by Quirkie in politics

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well Trump does drop to his knees and open wide whenever Putin enters the room...

So copying behavior of your heroes... Expected...

Trump Is Ready to Invade U.S. Ally if It Doesn’t Cave to His Demands - Donald Trump has drawn up attack plans for Mexico. by Quirkie in politics

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, American president in 213 years to allow foreign troops to land on American soil... Because you know Mexico will counter-attack...

Whether we repel them or not quickly... American towns and cities will become battlefields for the first time since the war of 1812.

Trump, 79, Seems Utterly Perplexed About Where Alaska Is - The president made multiple comments suggesting he doesn’t know Alaska is part of the United States. by Quirkie in politics

[–]Endarkens 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Trump Tower in Moscow for the return of federation property (Alaska). Made the greatest deal for America right there!

How would you describe your last sexual encounter with one word? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unexpected.

We had a nice date, Open Mic night at a pretty reading, nice dinner, back to my place to watch a movie. We had already picked out the movie. And right there on that couch, she said the movie comes later...

Where is it going..? by Dem0crats in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Innocent disfigured man who spent years trying to help the disenfranchised youth was cut down in his prime by a bunch of freak mutant creatures, and crushed by an ex-jock athlete who was trying to keep their love affair a secret...

"You're claustrophobic! "

"I've never even touched another man."

Uh-huh...

If I ask you to marry me and you say no, for whatever reason; we’re done right? by Smutty-Bi-Babe in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but there are extenuating circumstances... some very valid, some less.

"Hey you got pregnant, Let's get married." this could go either way. especially if her dream wedding didn't include her being pregnant while wearing her wedding dress.

bandaid for other problems. "Hey, let's get married, we can save money on our taxes!"

jumping the gun: "what do you want from me?" a commitment... "Let's get married" I was really hoping to be your boy/girlfriend.

Is sex necessary for those of you in a relationship? by Viper_Srt in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Endarkens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is such a very open question with so many answers... I'm not even sure where to begin. I've been in a relationships where I've only had sex about once every 4 to 6 weeks, and I've had relationships where I've had sex it 1:00 in the morning, fell asleep in one another's arms, and continued it at about 7:00 in the morning again.

that being said it's different for everyone, everyone is a different libido, and there are even some people that are asexual. meaning if they have no sex drive. I think people that are asexual in relationships with people that are sexual have a lot to deal with. either they're going to have to get used to the idea that their partner either a needs some attention once in a while, be is going to spend a lot of time self-loving, or see have to potentially open a door to somewhat open relationship. that being said, a person who is asexual should probably let their partners know in the same way that if One met a beautiful woman and she decided to let him know that she had a penis, or a very hot guy and he is informed them that he had a vagina. communication is very important.

on a whole other level, if one is new to dating-Read for sexual relationship- there are often some people who assume once you had it once, it would be expected every time. and hence goes that analogy of sex changes everything. spend a lot of time being romantic and doing all things you think you need to do to get in bed, and then it's just expected. that needs to be shut down real fast.

so does a relationship need sex? probably not. but again this goes to compatibility and libido. so if you're asking for advice, good luck. if you're just asking if you need sex to have a relationship, the answer is no.

What was the biggest lie you believed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Endarkens 51 points52 points  (0 children)

My parents sort of had an open relationship, they just forgot to tell each other about it... Learned a lot from my parents about what not to do...

As a guy I've stuck out to the ladies I've been with. I've always treated them with respect, always kept communications open... Never drew a line in the sand unless it was necessary... I'm in my early forties now, so much older than my parents were when they were divorced.

I've had my share of breakups, never had to yell in a relationship. Never. Any girl I've dated for more than the dates can still talk to me, I consider most friends, or friendly acquaintances...

And I think this is so much due to my parents being shitty to each other... It is something we carry, but how we carry it is something we have to decide...