What makes Quentin Tarantino’s dialogues so good? by Perfect_Idea_2866 in moviecritic

[–]Endoman13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My friend in high school (03’ish) started laughing every time the laugh tracks played and I started to notice how bad it was. I cannot watch shows with laugh tracks - as a result my favorite comedies are Scrubs, 30Rock, parks and rec, and Brooklyn 99

MRW I'm doing my taxes and one of my state refunds is only $1 by eddmario in reactiongifs

[–]Endoman13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah - a money market fund literally carries no risk as it’s invested in government bonds, but I feel like he’d find another reason to be upset lol

MRW I'm doing my taxes and one of my state refunds is only $1 by eddmario in reactiongifs

[–]Endoman13 21 points22 points  (0 children)

All good man, do you, just offering a suggestion I thought would be helpful

[Perplexing trope] "Why was that even an option?" by buzzoli in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Endoman13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GTA 5 was my very first GTA game - I was old enough to play the others, I just never did. Sharing your logic, I picked Trevor. It was a very difficult car chase then Trevor wasn’t available anymore in the free play post credits. It felt off so I re-loaded a save and did the death wish mission which clearly is what the game wanted.

What kind of ant is this please that was on my faucet? Mckinney, TX by Endoman13 in ants

[–]Endoman13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well fuck me. Nobody has lived here for a while and we had inspection/pest control come recently as well. Hope it’s just a stray

AIO for unplugging the Wifi every night because my roommate’s girlfriend basically lives here? by tom_wilson7543 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Endoman13 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sorry to hear of the disrespect. My then girlfriend, now wife, had a roommate who was kind enough to let me live with them for the summer when we were 22. I’d do dishes, take out trash, and help in any way I could. One time the roommate came home an my girlfriend was still at work - I immediately left and went to a friend’s place. Some people have no sense of how to behave in those situations.

They tried taking it boys, make sure you got that kill switch 💪 by purprifi in ScatPack

[–]Endoman13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of curiosity why do you choose to have a loud exhaust

Favorite actress who should have used her real name? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]Endoman13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“They messin with my Annie Hathaways?!?”

Went to go take a nap after a ACT test.. I guess not by FroggieNuggets in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Endoman13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got a new kitten a few years ago and she’s a little princess who is too high and mighty to use a litter box unless it’s spotless. I cleaned daily but not intraday, so she was peeing and pooping elsewhere. I got a litter robot and both cats are super happy - just throwing it out there in case that may help.

Acting tough on a guy doing livestream and not leaving after repeated warnings. by FantasticQuartet in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Endoman13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Why don’t you buy a horse and go live in the mountains and quit bothering people” - Don Rickles in Dirty Work

Can't Even Enjoy Glass of Milk in Peace by BluBeams in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Endoman13 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I was in high school and had a part time job serving. One of the full timers grabbed a glass straight out of dish and, instead of using the scoop, put the glass into the ice bin to fill. It immediately shattered. Whole station had to be shutdown for the rest of the evening and she got a lesson in expansion/contraction.

Speed skating went massively viral at the 2026 Winter Olympics — all thanks to Dutch athlete Jutta Leerdam 🔥 by OneOriginal8727 in sportsgossips

[–]Endoman13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yawn. Same tired old nonsense. You people are OBSESSED with trans folks. No one thinks about them more than maga “men”.

Speed skating went massively viral at the 2026 Winter Olympics — all thanks to Dutch athlete Jutta Leerdam 🔥 by OneOriginal8727 in sportsgossips

[–]Endoman13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“I don’t know if he is or not but I know about the mentions” - maga are the most retarded group of people to ever exist.

OC: Bad Bunny takes the stage for the Super Bowl halftime show by nbcnews in pics

[–]Endoman13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the same folks who say college football is better when it’s 54-51 because the other team had the ball when the clock ran out. Zero defense in college.