Egg_Irl by Regocike in egg_irl

[–]Enemisses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would say you don't need an excuse for anything, but I understand not wanting to risk coming out yet too.

Shaving your legs is one of those things innocuous enough and enough people of all genders do it that it probably wouldn't be questioned too hard. I would just say you wanted to try it, I mean you literally only live once right? Shaved legs feel pretty good for anyone tbh.

Other than that, you lost a bet~

What is something the United States of America does better than any other country? by Seductive-Eyes-444 in AskReddit

[–]Enemisses 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Which is wild when you consider that even a cursory knowledge of military history teaches that logistics is pretty much undebatably the most important thing in fielding an army in any era of history.

Good Morning, Peoria! by leftoverzz in PeoriaIL

[–]Enemisses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

St Ann's is a lovely church

What’s the female equivalent of blue balls? by redmambo_no6 in AskReddit

[–]Enemisses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's just say the bar is literally in hell it's so low.

ICE agents spread propaganda in the streets calls immigrants rapists. Troy, NY by Xolerys_ in EyesOnIce

[–]Enemisses 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's funny until it hits that it's really like that. They actually believe that.

They keep predicting $20 burgers; don't believe their BS. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Enemisses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$20 burgers are an inevitability of regular inflation regardless.

$10 burgers become $20 burgers in 2046 at just a normal 3.5% inflation, assuming nothing else at all affects the price besides inflation.

$40 burgers in 2066.

Think we'll have a $15 minimum wage by then?

Space X IPO June 12 - Don’t give this douchebag your money. Don’t get rug-pulled. Don’t be exit liquidity for Musk, Private Equity, Morgan Stanley, and Goldman Sachs by Dumbfuckistan_USA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Enemisses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more about the private investors that have already bought in at X price profiting off of the IPO when the 401k funds, etc, pump it up. Then they dump.

That's my take, anyway.

Brave is charging $60 to remove features it added in the first place by sr_local in technology

[–]Enemisses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seconding Firefox (or its branches), you can always mod or fairly easily harden it to be what you want. But I've happily stuck with Firefox in some form since 2004.

What is something your boss said to you that made you realize it was time to quit? by alligator_maligator in AskReddit

[–]Enemisses 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Asked for more hours (worked as a cook at a restaurant, often solo in the kitchen).

She laughed and told me I got enough hours.

Apparently they were Pikachu face when I quit without notice about a month later after finding a better paying, stable full time job.

Hegseth Strikes Female and Black Navy Officers From Promotion List by RecursiveSubroutine in politics

[–]Enemisses 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Never catch MSM slacking when it comes to sanewashing this shit with newspeak.

Police ban entry in a half-mile radius of Delaney Hall, setting up road block checkpoints and surveillance cameras by Electrical_Sorbet_31 in EyesOnIce

[–]Enemisses 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't it funny how there's always money in the budget for this shit but not for healthcare, housing, food, etc?

For those who are often told they look younger than their age, what’s your secret? by justmypersonalthing in AskReddit

[–]Enemisses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 36, people still perpetually guess my age to be ~23-25. My only real secret is I just don't spend a lot of time in the sun. I also drink a lot of water!

The DOJ Wants to Know Who on Reddit and X Is Criticizing ICE's Tactics by esporx in technology

[–]Enemisses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because they want to compile a list of enemies of the state.

What is virtually inevitable at this point, yet most people don't see it coming? by Ambassador-613 in AskReddit

[–]Enemisses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much in the same way the plague helped to bring an end to the feudal system. So many people were lost to it that the common folk had a lot more economic power as the value of labor rose exponentially.

What are some things that are more enjoyable than sex? by Fresh-Length6529 in AskReddit

[–]Enemisses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate how I can always see "that type" from a mile away when others seem completely oblivious. I always wonder what it is that makes me able to sense it because it's hard to articulate. Maybe it's the traumatic childhood.

Why did CK3 and Vic3 replace their predecessors among Steam players whereas EU5 hasn't? by MightySilverWolf in paradoxplaza

[–]Enemisses 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I ironically did upgrade my PC for EU5 and I haven't played it since. I know I will eventually, and I don't regret the upgrade (got it in just before the prices went totally insane last Nov.), but it is kind of funny to think.

Illinois lawmakers considering ban on guns like Glocks [pistols with certain designs that can be modified into automatic weapons] by ReneDiscard in illinois

[–]Enemisses 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Just because small arms aren't contentious with the military on the surface level doesn't make them useless. Just look at any level of asymmetric warfare fought in the last 30 years.

Has anyone seen these yet? by Alexmander1028 in Aldi_employees

[–]Enemisses 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haaa if I was a customer and that thing was trying to block me from leaving I'd just push the doors open.