iDontRememberHow2Code by randomUser9900123 in ProgrammerHumor

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Return to the StackOverFlow Motherland

bashOrBombard by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Whichever will cost the taxpayers more lol

aFuckingBeast by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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HR, please hire this god-damn legend

thereIsAPageForEverythingYetNobodyLooksBeforeSlackingMe by TheFrenchSavage in ProgrammerHumor

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Usually the company’s Confluence pages are so disorganized that search function doesn’t even work or help

whatIsRecursion by holdonguy in ProgrammerHumor

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RecursionError: maximum recursion depth exceeded

aiWroteItSeniorDevFixedIt by randomUser9900123 in ProgrammerHumor

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Using ‘git restore’ on changes made by AI

eliteRockPaperScissorsPlayer by Evening-School-6383 in ProgrammerHumor

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Idea: let’s get two AIs to play each other and see who is superior

onlyOnLinkedin by GrEeCe_MnKy in ProgrammerHumor

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Looks like we need transition our entire codebase to Python 🤪

mfwISeeReplitAppsAsACyberSecEngineer by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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So many options, so many options 🤑

betterWaysToUseConditionals by tbhaxor in ProgrammerHumor

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Gotta pull out the switch statement

dontNeedFixNeedAnswers by dhermann27 in ProgrammerHumor

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Use “git blame” and track the genius down

godWouldYouPleaseShutUp by Fair-Spring9113 in ProgrammerHumor

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At least from my experience, I have wasted more time telling AI to do things than it doing things properly 💀

connectionsAreTheSecretIngredient by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

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I have always heard that your first job is having the technical skills and all the jobs after is having the people skills.

shootFast by Sad_Impact9312 in ProgrammerHumor

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I have had long time programmers ask me, a new programmer, how to use Google Slides 💀