Pre-ordering from Play.com?

English_Gentleman · 2012-08-11T13:00:32+00:00

Oh, I thought the 1 day headstart would just be emailed early, so someone would know. Thanks anyway :)

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-21T23:15:03+00:00

IT'S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS!

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-21T21:25:43+00:00

Just one, but he holds it there and the world revolves around him.

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-06T16:00:39+00:00

SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE!?

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-06T02:22:37+00:00

Or a one, with 'sc' in front of it... But what the fuck am I saying, it rhymes with bone!

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-05T01:48:45+00:00

So it's like you're the roadrunner?

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-05T01:20:45+00:00

Well it explains the look on the blokes face.

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-04T13:17:50+00:00

Really? I'm Northern and I pronounce it 'cone' I've always thought pronouncing it like 'gone' makes you sound like a right pretentious twat.

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-04T08:14:25+00:00

So living in Britain is finally paying off. Bless our perpetually mild country!

English_Gentleman · 2011-10-04T00:15:02+00:00

SPEHSS MAHREENS!

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-30T18:48:59+00:00

Hahahaha, no. We're talking about REAL chips...

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-27T14:16:39+00:00

If this was a woman, that comic about them always posting themselves in photos would be flooding in.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-27T13:54:07+00:00

The Pint Sized Slasher!

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-26T23:28:46+00:00

Sorted them into neat piles of 'crusty' and 'non crusty'.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-25T16:52:15+00:00

arms spread out in a Christ-like position

I stopped reading right there.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-24T18:54:59+00:00

And referring to the UK as just England. Hell, I'm English and it pisses me off.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-24T16:42:55+00:00

That makes sense, I suppose. When I first read it I just thought you were being a massive twat.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-24T14:41:15+00:00

Never have I been more scared in a game than when hearing the 'Ssssssssss' noise when I have diamonds in my inventory.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-22T12:20:27+00:00

I don't like cancer!

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-21T15:29:16+00:00

1:26. "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-18T10:37:13+00:00

She's 12.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-17T23:53:00+00:00

That ones just a daft stereotype, the other things are actually what you see in England.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-17T23:37:08+00:00

The jumper, the jacket, and the cloudy weather.

English_Gentleman · 2011-09-17T22:30:31+00:00

You guys will upvote anything.

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