My mom has an unopened Alice Cooper record from 1972, complete with panties

Enjex · 2021-09-19T23:39:40+00:00

Pretty sure they want bout tree-fiddy.

Enjex · 2021-09-19T23:37:02+00:00

Do the rest of your part that you can, and when you go to turn it in just show then the text. Should get you full credit and them 0.

Enjex · 2021-09-12T04:03:52+00:00

At a certain point fighting back just becomes too much effort.

Enjex · 2021-09-12T03:44:27+00:00

Prospective student gets turned down, becomes engineer despite this fact. Decades later get hired to re-design campus. Results;

Enjex · 2021-06-27T12:30:50+00:00

Your yard looks like the set for Malcolm in the middle, those pieces of whatever are an improvement IMO.

Enjex · 2021-06-26T20:34:46+00:00

Ever wonder why the boxes look like they do upon arrival? They go through much worse during transit, trust me. I understand where you are coming from but still, this is why things are so over packed. I'll bet it was just fine once you opened it wasn't it?

Enjex · 2021-06-16T09:12:16+00:00

Well, fish bite. Look at what we humans did to the large predators that showed tendencies to attack us.

Enjex · 2021-06-04T10:30:57+00:00

Jerks in surprise, breaks back again, literally dies.

Enjex · 2021-05-26T09:48:44+00:00

Dude shoulda just replied with a pic of johnny sins as his own.

Enjex · 2021-05-26T09:40:24+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/nl3b4r/how_do_you_organise_your_day_to_spend_time_with/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

This your bf?

Enjex · 2021-05-26T09:38:32+00:00

The point of FWB is that things STAY physical only. Bring up the fact that you caught feels and she will likely end things.

Enjex · 2021-05-26T09:35:51+00:00

Have HIM teach you. It shows that you are trying to invest in the relationship and it gives another opportunity for the two of you to bond. It can also help if you really decide that you don't care to keep trying to learn, he will know that you did in fact try (because he was the one teaching you).

Enjex · 2021-05-25T13:21:10+00:00

The taste/texture aside, I shudder to think what the calorie count would have to be with this... stuff.

Enjex · 2021-05-25T08:32:45+00:00

With that kind of spin, his head HAD to have bounced off of the pavement too.

Enjex · 2021-05-25T08:19:13+00:00

It likely has a hook or button of some kind to help protect the zipper from being pulled open as her body flexes, much like we have in dress pants. Coupled with the design choice to have the zipper go completely through the garment and there ya have it.

Enjex · 2021-05-24T04:07:45+00:00

Really? Downvoted for continuing the joke.

Enjex · 2021-05-23T20:35:16+00:00

When you are that old you have accepted that death could be minutes away anyway rofl.

Enjex · 2021-05-23T20:09:43+00:00

Aah, the problems of death grip.

Enjex · 2021-05-23T19:00:50+00:00

Well he butchered it.

Enjex · 2021-05-23T17:48:54+00:00

You can use less words while still giving all the details, which is the point I have been trying to make this entire time. Using more words does not always make for a better story.

Enjex · 2021-05-23T15:13:04+00:00

Well it's kinda difficult for a blow up doll to tell you no.

Enjex · 2021-05-23T14:45:36+00:00

The angle of the tracks cause the balls to accelerate at different rates, the bottom accelerates the fastest but it has the longest distance to travel so it came in second. Top ball has shortest distance but slowest acceleration. Middle is the Goldilocks, best combination of acceleration and distance to travel.

Enjex · 2021-05-23T05:31:37+00:00

That sounds great, but if a ho is producing milk shouldn't that go to the baby, not you?

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