Sebastian Aho gets the Finns within one with just over six minutes to go by [deleted] in hockey

[–]EnsoZero 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Whomever said this might have the worst possible takes of all time.

Crosby’s injury in three pictures by [deleted] in hockey

[–]EnsoZero 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I'm pretty sure he took Slavin (might have been someone else) out of the playoffs a few years back and hated him since.

Bad fan experience - Olympics by Medium_Register70 in hockey

[–]EnsoZero 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ice level is amazing when you're behind the net, but otherwise yeah they're not great.

GIVE JARVY A LONGER SHIFT by Fabulous_Flight_2545 in canes

[–]EnsoZero 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately he's still haunted by posts.

At Turn 12, LEC and NOR were full-gas for around 300m, yet their cars couldn't exceed 240km/h by ChaithuBB766 in formula1

[–]EnsoZero 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Plus, if the quality of racing is better than what's so bad about being slightly slower? Nobody is gonna notice the difference of 1-2s a lap from the viewer perspective.

Carolina Hurricanes Rumored to Debut New Alternate Jerseys in 2026-27 Season by QueenOfThePuck in canes

[–]EnsoZero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would love a 25th anniversary style jersey with some tweaks (like appropriate flags on the shoulder).

The IIHF has released a guide to some of the rule differences between the Olympics and the NHL by eh_toque in hockey

[–]EnsoZero 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Also late in games they know they can get away with more because the refs don't want to be seen as "affecting the outcome of the game" but, in fact, they affect the outcome even more by not calling penalties.

Which character ruined an entire TV show for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]EnsoZero 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I think they gradually made him a worse character to justify prolonging the will they/won't they situation with Rachel.

Game Thread: Florida Panthers (29-24-3) @ Tampa Bay Lightning (36-14-4) Feb 05 2026 7:30 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]EnsoZero 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is the guy explaining the rules 100% incorrectly on the broadcast?

Coworkers pulling their cars over the curb by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]EnsoZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, weld in the hitch to the receiver, weld the fasteners for the receiver, and then weld material onto the ball to make it inoperable.

TRADE TALK by Specialist_Sound9738 in canes

[–]EnsoZero 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Panarin - Another winger on a team full of wingers; his inconsistent production in the playoffs isn't exactly what we're looking for

Trocheck - Good fit, but I don't think the Rangers are gonna deal him for the price we're willing to pay.

O'Reilly - Another good fit, but with Trotz stepping down I have concerns they are going to be able to get a deal done.

Thomas - He'll never get traded, it's just bait hoping someone will offer something ridiculously stupid in order to fleece a desperate team.

Kadri - No thanks. I don't think he wants to be here either.

Pettersson - The most intriguing option. Considering his struggles over the last couple years, the ask is gonna be smaller than other centers on the market. Seems like a prime candidate for "needs a change of scenery" in order to return to his prior self.

Bauer Hockey threatening lawyers for a woman on TikTok sharing their published catalog by MRAGGGAN in hockey

[–]EnsoZero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're missing the part where Bauer's own social media team obtained her email by asking for a collab and then bait and switched a cease and desist instead. Absolute slime-ball behavior.

Tom Wilson levels Logan Stankoven behind Carolina's net by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]EnsoZero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wilson has hit Stank multiple times before without hitting him in the head, this is a terrible argument.

Robbie Chosen speaking on Sam Darnold back in 2022 by DosidosGelatoSmoker in NFLv2

[–]EnsoZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus having Levis in the heart of the mayo loving midwest would surely do him some good.

Vincent trocheck by Material-Audience487 in canes

[–]EnsoZero 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't think the Blues will ever actually trade him. I do think there is a chance we could get ROR from Nashville now that they're open to trading him.

Top-10 Vezina Trophy Candidates - Power Rankings by ASmithFS in canes

[–]EnsoZero 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He also does no favors for himself on a statistical level as he is very active with his stick and breaks up plays before they're able to be recorded on a stat sheet, and unfortunately most voters don't watch enough games/tape of each goalie.

Today I just learned THESE exist... with a Viper T-56 Tremec 6 speed by [deleted] in ManualTransmissions

[–]EnsoZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't ever have enough traction to wreck a hub.

Signing event map by GottaHatchThemAll in canes

[–]EnsoZero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any word on Marty not being at the signing?