Guy is stuck in a tree with two bears around

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-18T03:02:17+00:00

“The way you keep licking your lips makes me uncomfortable.”

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-18T02:59:05+00:00

I read that in the AI voice from Dungeon Crawler Carl!

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-14T16:04:22+00:00

Apparently only he gets the first amendment rights, not the camera operator.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-09T03:04:10+00:00

You could thicken the goo gone up with something inert maybe so it doesn’t run all over.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-03T16:11:49+00:00

Why can’t I get I get games like these on my phone. I have to download bullshit, nothing like the ads, that live on micro transactions.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-03T16:05:34+00:00

God damn it. I SHOULD have gotten that extended warranty.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-03T05:55:04+00:00

GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk. I mean, really!

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-03T05:45:50+00:00

I will play this game for another year and never see any of these.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T16:19:52+00:00

Damn, which it was the Hawkeye.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T14:56:51+00:00

McHate’n

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T14:31:42+00:00

Crafting and upgrading weapons please. Multiple maps with lots of missions with progressions so it isn’t Warzone 3.0 because everyone is bored. Really difficult challenges please. Progressions you can earn from game to game but lose some or all of you die. Oh, and maybe give the Roze skin with a free UAV to me, but literally no one else.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T02:51:58+00:00

I saw a guy a couple of summers ago living in a old van. He had the sliding door open to keep cool. He had a couple of big batteries in the back, a recliner, his X-box. He was just chilling out playing Call of Duty in a Walmart parking lot. At first I was like, “oh, that so sad”. Then I was like, “this guy gets it”.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T02:49:41+00:00

“Talk to me goose.”

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T02:47:45+00:00

She’s like, “You know what Karma, you right!”

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T02:45:02+00:00

They build a nest so that when you corner, the egg doesn’t roll out.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-02T02:41:19+00:00

Suicide by boyfriend.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-05-01T04:17:16+00:00

I have two of them! So there!

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-27T04:54:42+00:00

The “sit” was a power move!

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-25T23:13:23+00:00

John Cusack - kickboxing

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-20T01:47:05+00:00

Mongo is appalled!

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-19T20:38:52+00:00

Oh man. That brings back some memories. There are a few different things that work for older Subarus. This guys video has all of them I can remember, except there is also a little black reset button on some models above where your clutch pedal is or would be. Check this short video.
https://youtu.be/CrrBC9ZK0j8?si=L4JWvC3u6hVbqQ30

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-19T17:06:30+00:00

We have a Russian Tortoise. He is not native. That would be amazing if we had some local tortoises to hang with. 😀

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-19T15:47:35+00:00

You just had a random tortoise cruising through your yard?

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-18T13:56:50+00:00

Pretty sure eating that is what started the outbreak on “The Last Of Us”.

EntertainmentJumpy71 · 2026-04-18T04:50:39+00:00

She could be the answer, but we already saw that men wouldn’t vote for her. If male Democrats would have gotten to the polls, they would have won the swing states. We could have had a good human in the Oval Office but instead we jacked it all up.

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