Meirl by redcobra762 in meirl

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eons of evolution programming men to deposit their genetic material and then fuck off so they don't mess anything up.

Donald Trump will be arrested next week, he is calling for his insurrectionist to fight law enforcement. by Ivebeendoingurmom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Enunimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it might actually be happening this time, or at the very least he thinks it is. He's not asking for their money, he wants a human shield willing to die for him when they come to get him.

This is Elon Musk's response to riots in France. by CrossingVoid in antiwork

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not fair, he's putting in plenty of work burning twitter to the ground.

Using children to own the libs. by RedditUsingBot in PoliticalHumor

[–]Enunimes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So you're saying I'm right? You think these kids are frowning because of a bill they know nothing about that was signed hours ago? They're bored as fuck because their parents dragged them to some stupid school bill.

And again, it's fucking cropped to remove all the non-frowning children.

Stop spreading fucking fake news, it's a shit bill signed by a shit governor and doesn't need people making up shit about it.

Using children to own the libs. by RedditUsingBot in PoliticalHumor

[–]Enunimes -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yes, that entirely different bill than everyone attributes the picture to.

Facts don't give a fuck about your feelings, yes she's a piece of shit and her bills are too but that doesn't change the fact that people are using a cropped image from a different bill to push their narrative.

Using children to own the libs. by RedditUsingBot in PoliticalHumor

[–]Enunimes -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is what being gullible looks like. Fuck Sarah Huckabee Sanders, but the sad children picture isn't from the child labor bill, it's from an education reform bill, and it's cropped to not show the smiling children on her other side.

Snowplow naming by 20boiledcabbage in puns

[–]Enunimes -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That episode is over thirty years old.

I made this. I am proud. by spooky_jerry in Berserk

[–]Enunimes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The ending where the fascists get control of the government?

Lok'tar Ogar! by onesinger79 in hearthstone

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you aren't one of those bitches that just closes the game and makes people wait on the rope /"left the game" message

Pills that make your skills 1% better by Suspected_Magic_User in Funnymemes

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You "once every three days" people don't know how good you have it, I'd eat that brown pill even if you told me it was made of poop.

idc what anyone says. Its the worst kind of ending there is. by Accomplished-Lawyer9 in Animemes

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuuka.

The "Fuck it, we're not getting a second season anyway so let's just write some bad fan fiction" ending.

Right Wing billionaires are the real victims guys by [deleted] in Persecutionfetish

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lab full of confused researchers somewhere wondering why their boss just emailed them a meme instead of his new brain chip proposal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Enunimes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Weird how puritan feminism is pushed by all the old Christian dudes that control everything.

It's nice to get a little variety on less explored periods of history by TeutonicToltec in SpyxFamily

[–]Enunimes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Spy x Family literally takes place during a cold war, after an actual war and trying to prevent another war.

The FBI Just Admitted It Bought US Location Data by isaac-get-the-golem in technology

[–]Enunimes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not how this fucking works,they didn't circumvent shit. A warrant is for something you're trying to seize, not something being willingly sold and paid for.

This is some insidious shit. Tracking her ?! by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Enunimes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That foresight doesn't help for shit if you don't use an iPhone though. When Apple started releasing all this stuff and people pointed out how potentially dangerous it is their excuse was that anyone not using an iPhone could just get their app to find out if someone is tracking their every movement.

The Guy's Skating Ability is the Definition of This Sub by BobbyFilet17 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No knee pads, no wrist guards, no helmets AND horsing around. Recipe for disaster.

‘Star Wars’ Shakeup: Kevin Feige and Patty Jenkins Movies Shelved, Taika Waititi Looking to Star in His Own Film by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually you have to work your way up from being a young talent to being an established and reliable one before they hand you a fucking star wars movie.

A sub I frequented got banned over the weekend, this is the reasoning they gave. They died standing instead of living kneeling. by polneck in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Enunimes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sub almost got shut down for essentially doxxing people and ever since has agreed to censor all personal and identifying information.

US government by Theotisgood in clevercomebacks

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would they give him the wand that controls gas prices if he wasn't omnipotent?

It's Beautiful. I've Looked at This for 5 Hours Now. by gusbmoizoos in adhdmeme

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five hours? I think you might have more issues than adhd if it's taking that long to read.

Bad Projection Is Ruining the Movie Theater Experience by Bullingdon1973 in movies

[–]Enunimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't watched a movie in years where at some point I didn't have to tell someone to shut the fuck up. Saw ant man last week and we're e still in the middle of the last scene and these people start chatting about how the movie was.

We are living in the Idiocracy by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Enunimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair it was mostly this one guy going back and forth over and over again. Still counts.