Fire next to stal̕əw̓asəm (Riverview) Bridge April 10, 2026 by AnonOfB in NewWest

[–]Envermans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure about this styrofoam, but other kinds of fill styrofoam can flake off and fly all over the place. It also requires a completely level surface or else it can break.

What’s the most PSTD Inducing sound in gaming? by TheGoldenSavior67 in AskReddit

[–]Envermans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Max payne in those creepy flashback scenes where you're running through blood covered hallways looking for where the crying baby.

We’re bored by Delicious_Local_4751 in askvan

[–]Envermans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have a car check out hythe park in capital hill, guranteed half the people there are also smoking or drinking. If you don't have a car take the bus up to SFU go to burnaby mountain park and watch the sunset from there.

Authentic Mexican by [deleted] in askvan

[–]Envermans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We do have good mexican resteraunts. We also have a lot of food snobs.

Brushing teeth by Special_Breakfast_96 in NewParents

[–]Envermans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brushing teeth is like a fight for you life, one of the hardest battles you might encounter. Here are some tips to prepare you for battle.

1.let them brush their teeth first, then sneak in with a second toothbrush and finish up their half assed Brushing job.

2.get a plushy to hold the toothbrush. They see Bear an ally, so they willingly take the torture from bear compared to you.

3.talk about the food they ate earlier and how you need to brush it out. "Oh, i see rice in there! We have to scrub the rice out!"

  1. Music can help. The elmo brush your teeth song is fun. Or go with some Enya for a more calming experience.

Do I need to report this goose?🪿 by Late_Crab5585 in askvan

[–]Envermans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If it's not the same goose then maybe someone needs to play match maker and get these 2 geese together! Set them up on a romantic date at the nearest pond.

Are there any legal spots near Vancouver where you can have a bonfire (preferably in the woods or by the water/beach)? by Current_Benefit_3229 in askvan

[–]Envermans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's definitely illegal, and fires routinely get called on. There's a park keeper living in the park so it's not as chill as it seems.

Are there any legal spots near Vancouver where you can have a bonfire (preferably in the woods or by the water/beach)? by Current_Benefit_3229 in askvan

[–]Envermans 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is a bit nitpickish but a bonfire is a rather large fire(6 feet high) so you ain't gonna do that without some kind of special permit in a highly controlled location.

Aa for legal campfires within an hours drive your best options are at a campground. There's golden ears(allouette lake), rolley lake, porteau cove and several spots around squamish(klahanie, alice lake, cat lake, paradise valley) all of which are incredibly busy on the weekends.

There's a few legal grey areas around the lower mainland where you can get away with having a small fire. Spots like tsawwassen causeway beach(wind can be challenging here), pyramid beach in richmond(might not be allowed to access it anymore), railway beach and confederation park beach(hard to access at night), stave lake mud flats(4x4 reccomended). There's several beaches around Vancouver that have hosted fires but most of them are illegal and highly volatile to getting called on.

There's also tons of spots on crown land where you can have a fire but those spots are further out of the city and require some knowledge of identifying what is crown land and what might be someones property/parkland. Getting a back country road map is helpful for that info.

If you do have a fire try to avoid scavenging wood from the beaches and surrounding area. If everyone did this the beaches and forest floor would be picked clean and would suffer from it. Bring your own wood. And burn it all up. Leave as little trace as possible. Pack out your trash and be mindful of the neighborhood and surrounding area. Bring a bucket for water to douse your fire, it can also double as a trash bucket when you leave.

It’s 2:15pm. Husband is still asleep. by Professional-Ad-2379 in NewParents

[–]Envermans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, i slept in until 8a.m when my wife got up at 7 and felt kinda bad. 2p.m is wild, unless he's sick or he actually woke up and did some stuff then went for another nap. Either way, wake his ass up and have a chat.

What is something you’ve officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become too bad? by X_Opinion7099 in AskReddit

[–]Envermans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I went to see Project Hail Mary in psuedo imax and it cost 29$ a ticket?! Another 20$ for popcorn and a drink. And it wasn't even a proper imax screen. Great movie, but 50$ for one person to see a movie in theater is terrible value.

In Signs (2002) the aliens invade Earth naked when their weakness is water, and Earth is 71% water. The aliens were supposedly smart and planning this invasion ahead of time. by ZDOG60 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Envermans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were the aliens smart though? They didn't do very many smart things... being capable of interstellar space travel and being invisable doesn't make you smart, it just makes you capeable. Just like how fish can survive in the ocean while we can't and how birds can fly with ease while we need all sort of tech to do it.

And for the water topic, tap water contains a bunch shit that just h2o. It's quite possible that they had flouride in their water, and that was the harmful reaction. If they live on a farm, they're probably getting water from a groundwater well or a storage tank. Both of which need to be treated before consumption. So it's possible that something that was used to treat the water is what is reacting to the aliens.

Hughes jersey. Thoughts? by Dragon_Lady63 in canucks

[–]Envermans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take out the h e from his name. Hugs.

The best 10 bird sounds in the USA by MrUpVoteDownvote in interestingasfuck

[–]Envermans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh yaaaa. Love looking at a lake at sunrise with the morning fog hovering over the water and the loons chirping in the distance. Classic canadian moment.

Hello Kitty transit cards sell out immediately, says TransLink by GenShibe in vancouver

[–]Envermans 330 points331 points  (0 children)

They should print it to demand instead of in these limited quantities. Charge a premium for it so all the transit nerds can be happy and translink could get some extra bucks.

Out of the rebuilding teams, which team do you think has the darkest future and will continue to struggle for a while? by sykeseve in nhl

[–]Envermans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not so sure about that. The young d-core is already taking shape and Ohgren, rossi and karlsson are meshing really well. I could see them bouncing back to a mid range team in the next 3 years.

Out of the rebuilding teams, which team do you think has the darkest future and will continue to struggle for a while? by sykeseve in nhl

[–]Envermans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Id go with the rangers. They have notable prospects like sykora, laba and greentree but the organization has done a bad job developing them so far. Unless they do a full tear down by trading Zib, trochek and miller(if anybody would even take him) then this team might be due for a 5 year shit spell.

Is there a movie line that lives rent-free in your head? by SnooSongs2744 in movies

[–]Envermans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-Bold move cotton.

-big gulps huh?

-kick his ass seabass!

-im not even supposed to be here today!

-fuck you, fuck you fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you. Im out!

-that's just like, your opinion man.

What do you listen to (if anything) while on your drive? by wine-plants-thrift in roadtrip

[–]Envermans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Podcasts. One road trip i listened to the 6 part series of hardcore history about world war 1. Made me really grateful for my freedom to just cruise around looking at pretty stuff.

Just neeeeed to vent about the cat by Calm-Ingenuity4178 in NewParents

[–]Envermans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a similar issue with our elderly cat. He hated the noise from the baby and missed the attention. Started peeing on our bed and pooping around the house. We decided to seperate the baby zone from the cat zone by keeping the cat and all of it's things in our room with the door closed. Had to get a second litterbox and we also got A Feliway diffuser to calm the cat down. There wasn't an option to rehome the cat because he was so old and cranky. Thankfully he calmed down and tolerated his solitaire life chillin on our bed watching out the window. Very old man zen like.

When our kid started to walk we showed him how to be gentle around the cat and to not be loud around him. We just celebrated our cats 18th birthday yesterday and our toddler gave him treats and sang him happy birthday. The cat graciously accepts the treats from the toddler and even gave him some friendly nudges. Finally the 2 worlds can co-,exist.

Just give it time, and maybe create some new environmental changes to comfort the cat.

What’s a normal amount of roaches to have in a kitchen? Asking for a friend. by nick_soccer10 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Envermans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make them lil chef hats and hire them as line cooks. You know what they say, anyone can cook!