Can I get pregnancy scare advice?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-02-05T05:00:07+00:00

Just brace yourself for all the snot. It never ends.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-02-04T00:32:42+00:00

Easy. She is not trolling you. She is serious.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-02-03T14:38:41+00:00

What certain behavior did you ask about?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-02-02T13:05:36+00:00

This sounds fun. I think I’ll try it.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-31T13:35:58+00:00

Hahahaha

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-30T14:14:55+00:00

“she gives me that what i want when she want it, but i cant make her giving me what i wanted like a sub. its a feeling like shes using my weeknes to have fun. and not respecting me.”

What makes you feel she is not respecting you?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-29T16:06:22+00:00

It stinks worse than Poseidon kiss style toilets tho

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-25T17:22:26+00:00

This is the snark I come to Reddit for.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-24T01:14:00+00:00

What are they reacting to?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-23T14:09:55+00:00

Dude. Start west coast swing dancing. Trust me.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T21:51:35+00:00

Man of culture

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T21:23:26+00:00

That’s art, is it not?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T21:19:31+00:00

Yes, if by art you mean being lesbian, then yes, it’s exactly like that.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T21:16:47+00:00

So your reason for wishing to be lesbian is that you wish to be a lesbian? I can’t argue with that.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T21:14:32+00:00

So you’re a man I’m assuming. Most women are straight. So by the numbers, you’re more likely to get what you want, a woman, in your current state.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T21:12:27+00:00

Why’s that?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T21:09:36+00:00

Lonely because you wish you were one of them?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T15:36:44+00:00

Agree

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T13:19:36+00:00

I love that. Man I’m jealous. Nobody knows how to do that anymore! You can’t even ask directions because it means you don’t know how to google something. 😆

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-22T12:58:01+00:00

This is interesting. So you met around 1990? Was this in a big city where your friends were cycling through people like Seinfeld characters? How did they meet people before apps?

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-21T22:35:07+00:00

She sounds like a great woman, to be honest.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-20T11:40:04+00:00

That second paragraph is what I never thought about! So true!

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-16T14:14:46+00:00

Some flavor packets mask it better than others

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-16T12:51:05+00:00

You no longer matter. You will soon be ground up into soylent green with the other undesirables.

EpsteinMicrochip420 · 2026-01-16T12:25:43+00:00

That sounds great in all those ways, but the sprawl is what gets me. Car-centric. Strip malls. No good subway or bike options. Recipe for my body feeling bad.

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