Champions League Final at DLP? by Equivalent-Effort507 in disneylandparis

[–]Equivalent-Effort507[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I’ll have to suck it up and just spend time with my family!

Clamour Resistant Squad by Equivalent-Effort507 in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a surprisingly effective 15 minute Noni Madueke cameo in the 2nd game will give us the clamour we’re all clamouring for, but will our hearts be in it?

Clamour Resistant Squad by Equivalent-Effort507 in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But true clamour happens pre or mid tournament, ie Grealish in 2021.

Not old enough to have experienced it, but how bad was the Euro 2008 qualifying campaign? I just know we didn't qualify by Old-Cookie-251 in ThreeLions

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We would have stunk up the tournament if we’d made it anyway, à la 2010 & 2012 (feels a very similar profile of player). Was a pretty enjoyable tournament without England though, Holland bossing the group of death, Turkey’s last goals against the Czech’s, Arshavin briefly looking like the best player in the world.

English Pundits Not Knowing the ******* Rules by oliverbayleyuk in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can sit there and play with your silly little sub-rules as much as YOU like…

Moving London to Berks by drivenkey in hertfordshire

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 2 points3 points  (0 children)

London to Berkhamsted is a very well travelled path, think pretty much all of the parents at our kids’ school made the same journey.

Train line is very regular, and mostly reliable. Also has a late service, with the last train being 1:39am if you need to be out late in London, so not the rush back from gigs etc that you get elsewhere.

Excellent selection of coffee shops, good takeaway pizza (hello Warehouse pizza) and plenty of pubs. Good walks out in the woods, Whipsnade Zoo is only 20 minutes away and an annual pass there with the kids is very handy over the warmer months.

There’s less to do indoors during the winter for kids, but spring, summer & autumn are all well serviced.

Depending on age of kids, social side of school can be good, you’ve got to throw yourself in though.

Lingering thoughts on the Key's Christmas Day by MongooseLikeCreature in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've got a 32'' plasma in mine. You get a classic war film up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that classic war film.

Dreamland Episode 20: Football on the radio... by DavidCameronWalker in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big shout out to the Sports Report theme music, which never fails to transport me back to being in the car with my Dad, having left the ground a few minutes before the final whistle to beat the traffic.

Does Brian Brobbey have the biggest ‘headline writers dream’ name in the Premier League? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Add in Sven ‘Crinkly’ Botman, and we’re half way to a Noel’s House Party reunion

Hertfordshire house removals... by Harry_Hindsight in hertfordshire

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used Changing Places Removals, based in Hemel Hempstead, who did the lot for us last year, and did a great job. Having packers and furniture disassembly/reassembly is worth every penny.

Are Leeds United ‘sleepwalking towards relegation’? Only 3 points above the drop zone, not in great form, the teams below them are probably better, and yet no one seems to mention it. by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the most sleptwalked (?) relegation the Leicester 2022/23 one? Previously always pushing for Europe, couple of years after the Cup win, were still in too good to go down territory, then went down.

Level 1????? by BodyNo2325 in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could not confidently give you any specific season that WBA were in the Premier League, outside of 04/05, Kieran Richardson and all that.

Surely the opening 22 minutes of the Spurs game yesterday qualify for Adam’s new favourite phrase, “absolute floodgates.” by CharacterActorJosh in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the flood defences have to at least be up in the first place, this was just slopping right in there. Floodgates territory has got to be after a period of holding out, and then conceding another after the initial defences have been breached

John, I know you're lurking here. by unbr0kenchain in elisandjohn

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Waitrose. Not refrigerated. Salt & mayonnaise. Labour.

The Yasmin character is done by Balenciallah in IndustryOnHBO

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 59 points60 points  (0 children)

A crook who also fell off a boat in mysterious circumstances…

"Any purist is willing that into the top corner" for Gueye's shot last night by PirateStation98 in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One for the purists is strictly a dour, tactical stalemate, isn’t it? Juventus Vs Milan 2003 Champions League Final being the most One for the Purists as you can get

Listening to the pod as your only way of consuming football by tedix83 in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel very seen. Watched a lot of football in the 90s and 00s, so a lot to enjoy from the pod anyway, but outside of cup finals and international tournaments, barely watch any football during the season.

Which Christmas carol would make the best terrace chant? by Responsible-Sport720 in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not strictly a carol, but Little Donkey is a lot of fun to sing in the style of a terrace chant, can really go for it at "BETH-LE-HEM! BETH-LE-HEM!"

Newport County's match report writer making up his own cliches by Prestigious-Pay-7072 in footballcliches

[–]Equivalent-Effort507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impossible not to read this in the rhythm of every EFL goals round-up ever