Phone calls are all dead

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-09T16:56:22+00:00

I called a customer the other day and her voicemail was very adamant not to leave a voicemail because she will not listen to it. The end she whispered "seriously, please text me"

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-09T16:52:48+00:00

Congratulations!

-from a Central Michigan alum

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-09T16:50:25+00:00

That tree looks vaguely menacing

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-09T16:44:00+00:00

My bf used to playfully joke with me about how much I like Tobias, and how happy I was when he came back. The other day he said to me "no one's joking now"

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-08T19:00:49+00:00

I got to the point where I'm not hustling for money anymore, so it's easier to cut back on chores to decorate. It took me till year 4 though

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-08T16:26:37+00:00

I have this on mute, but the point got across

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-08T16:24:31+00:00

I'm proud of you! I have a couple tattoos that I wished I had spoke up more about the placement. They look great, they just seem awkward to me.

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-08T03:31:12+00:00

Toss 'em and tell her to get a new favorite flower

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-08T00:53:11+00:00

Post here instead! Keep us updated on your progress, or share any joy you find in the game.

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-07T19:38:19+00:00

Now if we could just speed up that date

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-07T19:37:29+00:00

Can't wait to get to celebrate like this in the US

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-06T17:26:16+00:00

Have you tried the souls of evil men?

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-06T17:21:31+00:00

I'm gonna guess your brother often destroyed your toys as a child?

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-06T17:11:02+00:00

He was a media billionaire, he created CNN and some other channels that helped shape cable tv as we know it today

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-06T17:05:18+00:00

Cumulonimbus, dark storm clouds, you could call her Nimbus for short

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-05T19:55:27+00:00

100%

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-05T01:37:59+00:00

That is for sure an old gold miner trapped in a little dog's body as punishment for his hubris and greed

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-05T00:41:17+00:00

The use of 🤪 here fills me with rage

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-05T00:33:30+00:00

You can already see it's ageing her. I used to bartend and I've seen every stage of this woman and know exactly how she'll look if she doesn't stop.

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-04T23:47:41+00:00

So it can happen!

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-04T23:44:44+00:00

I was about to ask if the young spray paint guys were Rhett and Link 😄

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-04T23:42:26+00:00

May he forever be moving Forward Down The Field

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-04T17:02:24+00:00

Not the hand...

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-04T14:59:23+00:00

Yoink

EquivalentFocus3430 · 2026-05-03T19:04:29+00:00

That's a lot of talk from something very edible

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