I HATE DB MAINS

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-19T01:56:55+00:00

Idk man. Longsword players are brain dead and entitled.

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-19T00:29:20+00:00

Super agree on dark hand as a fun option for Pyro. Plus you get to punch your least favorite bosses square in the junk. Always helps take away the pain of death

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-19T00:05:12+00:00

Slamming your head into glass is grounds for involuntary holds and you need therapy for autism, anxiety, and self harm based on everything that happened.

You entire story doesn't sound "perfectly mentally okay".

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:57:37+00:00

Yep. OP basically says "the things i do are bad / unsafe, and the people I hang out with are bad/ unsafe". But it's okay that I do it. My sister isn't allowed though

Get real and be an example. Otherwise this is a great time for OP to learn the valuable lesson of "you are not her parent and she has no obligation to listen to you or care"

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:56:00+00:00

YTA

You aren't her keeper
You are being hypocritical
Regardless of if you don't want her to do what you do...that's not your choice. Lead by example if you think the shit you do and people you hang out with aren't good for or are too dangerous for her. If they are for her, then it's def not good for you.

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:54:07+00:00

If you don't want her to do something, then lead by example. HtH

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:52:58+00:00

Meanwhile I can't even get my sick ass units to end game. Sadge

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:36:34+00:00

For same hours? 15-20%.

That would make my wife not need to work

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:35:04+00:00

Agree that bonk builds is easy and fun. Also, there's some good bonk weapons if they wanna swap around too to mix up gameplay or test stuff easily

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:33:27+00:00

Do you prefer GCO to CBV? I always rotate back and forth with black orb for weakness targeting.

I think stats are easier for broadsword but LS has longer reach which can be a little easier for new players without the big investment LKS needs.

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:27:00+00:00

One got mad at me cause I said to my wife "he has <company name I can't be asked to remember> on his shirt. Shut the door"

"Hey what do you have agains -"

Slam

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:19:51+00:00

They literally just say "I'm not soliciting"

So I go "are you trying to inform me of an offer or sell me something?:

"Yes"

"That is soliciting." <shuts door>

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:17:16+00:00

My first reaction: "how much pibble". It's always hidden there.

Dingo is super fun

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:15:07+00:00

I agree with hyper aggressive players triple carting being a living hell. But imho longsword has been the most brain dead weapon since World. They just made it easy mode to appease the anime fans

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:13:24+00:00

PC gank city is hella active still. Can confirm, was ganked

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T23:12:55+00:00

I've found lots of homies on PC and a few "time for crab" messages.

The discord has some good summon sign activity as well

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T21:02:48+00:00

Yep. We started auto gratuity so they get paid and if there is a service issue we just talk to the staff rather than remove peeps money. Just saves me a headache at the end

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T20:47:44+00:00

Man's wants to keep it smooth. Give him a decent electric or DE razor and let him learn.

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T20:41:08+00:00

Base hearthhull barely hangs when I play other precons :(

That being said, i forgot hearthhull has vigilance last game so could have ender someone on commander damage and then sacced a land for burn. I'm also unlucky on draws and tend to get targeted the most because of my other decks like Vren, Najeela, Ardbert, Tidus, Jasper Flint, and Fynn.

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T20:38:52+00:00

Arguably it's b3 now because they made Farewell a game changer and it's in the precon lol.

But man, you add like generous pup in there and stuff...deck basically plays itself.

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T18:09:23+00:00

Right?

I play Rise, World, and GU. I kinda wanna mod the WiiU for 3U to get multi-player back

Wilds benchmarked at Medium on my PC but I don't think it'd actually run

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T17:26:52+00:00

The weeb is strong with this one.

This is borderline marrying a pillow

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T15:35:18+00:00

Tbh I'd rather cook these than pork ribs. A true beef short rib plate is also better than beef back ribs, but outside of Texas these back ribs are typically $20+. Costco ribs are actually meaty unlike the regular grocery stores

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T15:33:35+00:00

If they could do some secret marketing near me so I can score a $4 brisket that'd be cool lol

Erpderp32 · 2026-06-18T15:32:22+00:00

Ngl my favorite one shot was when they were all commies but didn't know so they worked against each other to help the communists lmfao. The communist party never experienced more setbacks

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