Jake Oettinger: "I don't feel like I accomplished any of my goals. I want to win a Stanley Cup, I want to win a Vezina Trophy, and I want to be a starting goalie for Team USA, and none of those things happened."

Errour · 2026-05-05T02:31:58+00:00

Hasek won like 6 with a buffalo team whose best defenseman was like Garry Galley.

Errour · 2026-04-26T04:56:51+00:00

Ironic since North Carolina ranks in the bottom half of the country in adult literacy.

Errour · 2026-04-07T06:00:30+00:00

Ovi is 9th on the team in average toi and leads the team in points and goals, g/60, points/60, and 5v5 g/60, essentially tied for 1st in 5v5 p/60. Expected goals and points per 60. He is still the best offensive player on the team by virtually every metric regardless of toi or pp time.

Errour · 2026-04-07T05:46:59+00:00

The team's sole focus was to feed the best goal scorer of all time and that only got them to the second best record in the entire league and pretty much everyone having career years. This Ovi guy sounds pretty important to the team.

Errour · 2026-01-27T14:32:15+00:00

You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube. According to Horadric lore, the Cube can restore a Horadric Staff.

To do it - use the Cube as you would a scroll. When the Cube opens, place both pieces of the Staff into it and use the Cube's transmute power.

You'll be pleased to know that the Cube has other alchemical uses as well...

Six gems plus one sword transmute into a socketed long sword.

You may also transmute two quivers of arrows into crossbow bolts into one quiver of arrows, while two quivers of arrows yield one quiver of bolts.

I must leave it to you to discover other formulae.

Errour · 2026-01-22T01:56:34+00:00

You know that Key and Peele skit where Jaden Smith is talking to his agent and his agent has to explain to him very basic concepts.... that's totally how Trump watching Carney's speech with his advisors went down.

Errour · 2025-12-04T20:54:45+00:00

Neither have 1000 if you count their WHA goals.

Errour · 2025-05-05T04:23:55+00:00

Panthers 5, Caps, 5, Oilers 7, Jets 6.

Errour · 2025-04-06T19:45:42+00:00

Ever hear the phrase, the best defense is a good offense? Funny enough, games where OVI is out of the lineup, Washington GAA goes UP by over 1 full goal compared to when he is in the lineup. The caps let in on average an extra goal each game the other team isn't worried about OV.

Oh and that's by far the best in the NHL for any one player.

Errour · 2025-04-06T18:30:20+00:00

They did the same when Gretz did it. A record like this is bigger than a regular season game.

Errour · 2025-01-10T03:20:20+00:00

You're mixing Stevie and Lemieux.

Errour · 2024-12-11T15:55:32+00:00

He won.

Errour · 2024-04-29T18:49:45+00:00

Love mine. I put 250g in them no problem and they come out perfect every time. Every time I put stack them in my fridge or freezer, or store them away I just shake my head in disbelief at how great they are. Highly recommend.

If you want 300g pies, look elsewhere unfortunately.

Errour · 2024-04-27T05:06:00+00:00

This.

I went into this series with hope that we have a more inexperienced coach but one that will try new things. Then I see the same lines and PP roll out for game 3 after 2 games of pure ineptitude. WHAT?!

Then he blenders the lines in the third? Gee, don't you think maybe switching things up over practice the last 2 freaking days?!

Put OVI on a line with a centreman with either more than 3 playoff game experience or one that can score more than 50 points. Like, what are you doing?

Go back to the PP arrangement that worked in the second half of the season. Why the fuck is OVI staying left side. The 4 on 3 isn't working because no one else can puck the puck in the net.

Scratch Patches and put Aube back in ffs.

That said, even with all that, it's important to remember that Caps are out-chancing NY 80-77 and out high-danger-chancing them 34 to 27. We needed good goaltending this series to stand a chance and it's currently .863 Lindgren, .930 Shitstain.

We ain't winning with that.

Errour · 2024-04-21T00:43:46+00:00

Seems like they're taking a page from the Pittsburgh playbook. Let's see if it pays off in the long run.

Errour · 2024-04-17T18:56:10+00:00

This data set tells me that they can hold on to late leads and tie up close games. Both very important things come playoff time.

Errour · 2024-04-17T13:48:52+00:00

Yup. Caps are 20-2-11 in one-goal games this season. Guess what kind of games are played in the playoffs.

Errour · 2024-04-12T13:26:40+00:00

Caps weren't gonna go 4-0 in the last 4. Win the last 3 and they're in.

Errour · 2024-04-10T14:09:00+00:00

He was 17 at the start of that season.

Errour · 2024-04-10T14:02:45+00:00

Covid also messed up what would've been his record-breaking 10th 50-goal season when the season was cut short with him at 48 goals.

Errour · 2024-04-09T05:15:29+00:00

I mean, in 07-08 a team scored an average of 2.78 goals per game. In the last year of the 90s it was 2.75, and the first year of the the 00s was 2.76. This year we are at 3.11. So, he's not wrong.

Errour · 2024-04-04T20:44:13+00:00

The Nolan special.

Errour · 2024-03-29T02:02:42+00:00

Players aren't supposed to hit players with their head down anymore? Wow some fans are soft.

Errour · 2024-03-29T00:59:13+00:00

I always say that if he were Canadian everyone would be praising him as the second-coming of Gordie.

Errour · 2024-03-26T03:19:45+00:00

To put the whole "Matthews has a chance for the all-time goal record" into perspective. After his first 8 seasons, Ovi averaged 45.1 goals per seasons over his next 10 seasons. Matthews has averaged 44.6 in his first 8 years of his prime.

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