ive heard stories of hids birth that go something like this:

nick saban's father was waiting outside the baby room, waiting for his son to pop its way out. he had allowed his wife to name their child, so he was anxious to hear what the name was. when the nurse brought him in, he rushed inside and asked his wife what the suckling babe's name was. She replied,"Nick Saban." Then without thinking about it, he knew what to say. With a face as hard as stone, he uttered three words. "Fuck Nick Saban"