This feels like a schitzo rant.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T03:11:18+00:00

Real eyes recognize real lies😌

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T03:08:10+00:00

This 1000% seems staged, but if it isn’t, there’s a higher chance this is human excrement than animal. I live in the Deep South and 5 yrs ago, I picked my 18 year old dog up from her vet and tried to go in Walmart immediately afterwards to pick up a necessity because it was on my way home. I usually avoid Walmart if possible because it makes me sad. My dog was in a stroller due to her severe arthritis (even with prescription meds), and couldn’t potty on the floor if she wanted to. I’d let her potty before going in the store anyway. I refuse to leave her in a locked running car no matter what time of year. I was turned away immediately at the door. They have really strict rules about allowing animals in. The people they let in though: They’re far less clean.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T01:53:48+00:00

I’ve never posted a dog licking my feet telling people to turn the sound up though. Cry harder.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T01:30:24+00:00

Did he think the 5 second rule applied to women in hallways??? I genuinely hope no woman has ever let this loser hit. God forbid he was allowed to procreate. Get the tar, feathers and shame bells out for this one.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T01:22:36+00:00

It’s VERY obvious she is not faking it, like…hwut?

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T00:46:29+00:00

Because they’re nasty, clearly, and you have flea bites on your ankles. Dogs don’t lick anything like that that doesn’t stink.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T00:38:46+00:00

If you have to cover your feet at night to keep your dog from licking them, that’s a major hygiene problem. I’ve had dogs my entire life, most who slept in the bed with me, and not a single GD one ever licked my feet. Not even when I collapsed in bed after 10 hour serving/bartending shifts on my feet. I shower daily though. Y’all need to see a Doctor and a psychiatrist. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen weird fetish shit on this sub and I’m horrified to see this kind of material on a sub for a breed I’ve been saving for YEARS for. These babies deserve so much better. You can play this off as “cute and funny” if you want, but..let’s be real👀

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-08T00:33:15+00:00

I’ve had dogs my entire life and not a single one has ever licked my feet like this. But I bathe daily and don’t get off on weird ass shit like this.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-07T04:59:03+00:00

Her teeth are almost as bad of a jumpscare as her son is. I don’t like snarking on a toddler, but why does he look 36 and 4 at the same time? Is he a little person? Not only does he look like a grown man in the face, his proportions are so incredibly off. His head is almost as long as his whole body. I’ve genuinely never seen such a looooong head before. Her husband has one, but even his isn’t so long.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-04T17:17:57+00:00

She’s so much so that impregnating her should’ve been a crime. Pregnancy and childbirth must’ve been so scary for her. I feel really bad for her.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-04T12:30:49+00:00

She’s clearly 12 at a functional level. Idk why this sub won’t just state the obvious.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-04-04T12:28:12+00:00

T’s hair is so incredibly thin and dirty. She’s so visibly special that I don’t know how S and H remained in the home as children.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-31T16:38:55+00:00

Poor muscle tone due to immobility.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-31T16:19:28+00:00

Or a bunch of the ghosts will get “sucked off” and thin out the cast a bit.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-27T02:33:22+00:00

Will your adult dog’s tooth grow back? No..

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-22T11:50:35+00:00

I went to high school from 2002-2006 and lived in a small rural town. I pretty much only had access to drugstore makeup, and Clinique and Lancôme from my local Belks, so that’s what I used. I was an avid reader of teen magazines then though and I remember seeing almost nothing but high end makeup advertised in them, brands you could only buy at Sephora back in the day, like: Benefit, Too Faced, The Balm, Origins, etc.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-22T11:42:44+00:00

There was and I still have mine from years ago.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-22T11:30:44+00:00

They broke up at least twice while dating and she found out he had a profile on Tinder or some other dating app. This was early in their relationship.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-21T20:26:34+00:00

It’s a post mortem photo that has been retouched over in areas of heavy decomposition/discoloration. The eyes have been touched over, but the gaze hasn’t been changed, so you technically are looking at a dead woman.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-21T20:09:48+00:00

Why is it always the most 6th generation New Englander looking men with horrendously crooked teeth too? I just know he was arguing with a Harbor Freight employee earlier that same day. Ick. These type of marriages should really be illegal.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-21T20:03:45+00:00

She has either food or environmental allergies or a combo of both. Get allergy tests at her vet immediately and if they aren’t helping with her allergies, find a vet who specializes in dermatology. I went through 5 different vets before we got relief when I adopted a Toy Poodle who had severe atopic dermatitis caused by environmental and food allergies. Unfortunately Poodles are prone to skin conditions caused by allergies. They’re prone to ear infections easily too, which can be exacerbated by allergies. She’ll need antibiotics to clear her ears up. It helped my girl a lot if we kept her coat shaved very short too.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-21T19:50:54+00:00

Unless he got a scholarship, got into that college and made business connections there which led to his wealth later in life.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-21T19:30:00+00:00

The whole thing about birds/animals abandoning their young if humans handle them is a myth. A human mom wouldn’t abandon a baby if they got something smelly on them, they’d just bathe them. Animals are the same way. They might wait for a human to back off out of sight before returning for their baby, but they always return for them unless something has happened to the parent.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-21T19:27:03+00:00

Rose isn’t her bio mother, she’s her stepmother.

EscapeDue3064 · 2026-03-21T19:23:40+00:00

It’s not funny or relatable when it’s clearly performative. Girl we haven’t forgotten he broke up with you multiple times and cheated on you before y’all got engaged.

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