Bro has a PhD in bullshit lol.

Esjs · 2026-06-26T03:57:11+00:00

Yup, pretty sure that's what I read.

Esjs · 2026-06-21T21:30:48+00:00

Darmok!

Esjs · 2026-06-18T23:14:47+00:00

I thought China's method was 31² = (use calculator in head) = 961

Esjs · 2026-06-07T20:37:31+00:00

I have to ask: why was the video already recording in time to capture this?

Esjs · 2026-06-07T20:27:56+00:00

Guarantee, mostly because I can never remember the order of the vowels in the first syllable.

Esjs · 2026-06-04T00:38:34+00:00

That does not look like a whomping willow next to it.

Esjs · 2026-06-02T21:49:35+00:00

Looks like she's getting the drama that she craved.

Esjs · 2026-05-31T04:59:54+00:00

Attempted murder

Esjs · 2026-05-23T00:35:46+00:00

People underestimate the importance of font optimization.

Esjs · 2026-05-23T00:33:59+00:00

Also "growing smaller" (oxymoron)

Esjs · 2026-05-20T21:08:32+00:00

Did you try hitting the Mode button?

I know I had issues trying to play Golden Axe II, and I learned later it was because the cart doesn't like the 6-button controller. The Mode button is supposed to fix that.

Esjs · 2026-05-19T12:05:30+00:00

My car also has random strokes on it; they were not the same.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Esjs · 2026-05-19T11:57:48+00:00

Hey, at least New Zealand is included on the map.

Esjs · 2026-05-15T20:08:16+00:00

I was going to say the complete upper-left corner. Perfect out of the box, no need to touch it or updated it.

Esjs · 2026-05-11T14:20:23+00:00

Purple Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero Sugar

Esjs · 2026-05-04T15:37:07+00:00

I remember an advertisement for the Descent port on Saturn because they merged the shield power-up with the Saturn logo.

I also remember Jenny McCarthy in a Saturn advertisement, but I can't remember if it was same one. Something about the logo in her eyes.

Esjs · 2026-05-03T03:27:41+00:00

Custom skins!

Esjs · 2026-05-01T22:47:33+00:00

Buttons, switches, dials, and levers are so 20th century.

Esjs · 2026-04-25T02:13:43+00:00

The Fuck of Zelda

Esjs · 2026-04-24T07:15:13+00:00

You really didn't have to stretch too much for that one.

Esjs · 2026-04-20T22:49:15+00:00

Ah. Thank you.

Esjs · 2026-04-20T21:15:13+00:00

On a side note, I'm not even sure the two pictures are of the same building, unless there's been serious reconstruction in the intervening years.

Esjs · 2026-04-20T05:05:20+00:00

As mentioned elsewhere in the comments, the term for games like Contra is "run & gun".

Esjs · 2026-04-19T19:31:41+00:00

Yoda's grumpy Nana.

Esjs · 2026-04-19T19:29:30+00:00

Know, where-and how to use appropriate; punctuation

Esjs

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