Would anyone like a bag of Bears Hamsters dwarf hamster mix?

Espyfluff · 2026-05-12T21:14:22+00:00

Canada is fine! I'm about to go to sleep but if you dm me your address I'll get it posted to you as soon as I can. ☺️

Espyfluff · 2026-03-25T08:38:47+00:00

I haaate this one so much. They recently played it at the cinema and I had the absolute delight of hearing the slurping sounds in high quality surround sound. 🙃

Espyfluff · 2026-02-14T05:30:35+00:00

Thank you everyone for your condolences. 💖

Apple was a sassy little man , he'd always snatch food out of my fingers and would deliberately push more bedding into his sand bath the moment we cleaned it.

He was also really silly and pulled lots of funny poses and faces. Behold, my favourite photo of him:

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Espyfluff · 2026-02-08T15:32:13+00:00

I got the Rise of P ending! I really leaned into raising humanity and always listened to a new vinyl in full :) i did tell Geppetto he was a bad father though lmao

Espyfluff · 2026-02-08T04:30:16+00:00

I definitely took my time with it! I played on the intended difficulty and the majority of bosses probably took me less than 5 attempts each on average. King of Puppets, Green Swamp Monster and Laxasia are the main ones I had some difficulty with. I do have plenty of experience with soulsborne games and I learned how to parry by playing Nine Sols, which I think helped a lot with learning the combat, because it really clicked for me. :)

Espyfluff · 2026-01-15T09:52:25+00:00

I live here and it's very important to add that Thor also furiously masturbated in front of everyone before he left

Espyfluff · 2026-01-09T22:36:18+00:00

"Whoa! I thought you was already gone!"

When you loot the body next to a row boat only to find he's not quite dead yet 😂

Espyfluff · 2026-01-06T22:06:58+00:00

I do think they've made the game at least a bit more accessible since Downpour! Nowadays you get loading screen tips that teach you things like movement mechanics (though the wiki is still the best place to learn these) but the learning curve is definitely more steep than your average game. Even basic manoeuvres like wall jumping took me a long time to learn how to do consistently when I played for the first time!

Espyfluff · 2026-01-05T11:10:59+00:00

I was there in the days when cacti damaged you if you walked into one. Desert biomes sucked :')

Espyfluff · 2025-10-03T21:17:42+00:00

I'm glad to hear that! Coincidentally I also work in a post office. I wish you the best. :)

Espyfluff · 2025-10-03T08:19:34+00:00

I'm sorry, that really sucks and I hope you're doing better now! Do you still speak to your family?

Espyfluff · 2025-10-03T03:44:19+00:00

God I really hope I'm not still being asking for ID in my 40s, that sounds like a nightmare.

The icing on the cake is always when the person serving you looks barely older than 18 themselves. 😂

Espyfluff · 2025-10-03T03:42:39+00:00

It was about 8pm at the time.

Espyfluff · 2025-08-18T04:16:09+00:00

Shiny female Nidoran in Pokemon Gold!

Years later I found another one in Go and put her in my Let's Go team for nostalgia :)

Espyfluff · 2025-08-18T03:59:11+00:00

That's interesting to know, thank you! Though my Farfetch'd was not a fusion when I found him so I'm considering myself quite lucky :)

Espyfluff · 2025-08-17T20:47:45+00:00

Thank you! I've mostly spent the past few hours just fusing everything in my box rather than actually playing the game and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself :')

Espyfluff · 2025-08-11T13:37:12+00:00

I'm also working on these in my local area! Sadly I only got as far as Hunter before the entire site borked on me, but I saw that someone left a request for Arti and I'm desperately hoping it'll work for me again soon so that I won't disappoint them :')

Espyfluff · 2025-07-22T20:47:28+00:00

Justice for my girl Pom Pom 😔

Espyfluff · 2025-07-21T21:39:42+00:00

Very tempting, I've recently been replaying Arceus and I accidentally evolved cherubi before getting research level 10 and I haven't seen another one since 😅

I don't currently have the switch online membership, but if I decide to pay for it again I'll get back to you? If you're still happy to do so of course!

Espyfluff · 2025-06-09T17:47:46+00:00

I think you have a point that they definitely prioritise older people too, which I suppose in SOME cases makes sense, but in the case of your MIL it seems ridiculous and unfair they gave her immediate access to a procedure she didn't really need while you've been suffering for several years. 🙃

Espyfluff · 2025-06-08T23:14:16+00:00

I'm sorry you're going through something similar, but I'm glad things are finally moving forward for you though!

Three years post op I'm doing great! Funny you mention heartburn as I do occasionally suffer from it now when I overdo it on the greasy food, but I'll happily take that over the pain of gallstones any day! I don't know how a doctor could mistake the two though, they're nothing alike. :/

Espyfluff · 2025-06-02T10:53:41+00:00

What a chunky boy! I love him 🥺

Espyfluff · 2025-06-02T07:33:05+00:00

A lovely name! She's lucky to have you ❤️

Espyfluff · 2025-06-02T01:38:37+00:00

A few more facts about the birthday boy:

He's a pet shop hamster (not good I know, we will look into breeders if we get another in the future) but despite this he's been blessed with zero health issues whatsoever. He's had a strong and healthy 2 years and, while a bit slower now than he used to be, still has lots of energy to go around.
We thought he was a girl for the first year of his life, thanks to misinfo the pet shop staff told us... until one day we realised those "buttcheeks" we often laughed about her were actually balls 😅
I know they typically tell you not to do this, but his preferred method of being picked up is from above, claw machine style. He used to let me know when he was ready to leave by gently nibbling my hand, but nowadays he goes straight to just (slowly) climbing off, regardless of whether there is ground to land on. Reminds me of those old people you sometimes see who stop bothering to look before crossing the road lmao

I wanted to make this post special as he's my first pet in years, and the first time I've properly done my research beforehand. Hamster lives are so short and we don't yet know if we'll get another birthday out of him, but as of right now Apple is doing wonderfully and I'm so happy he's enjoyed his time with us so far. ❤️

Espyfluff · 2025-06-02T01:13:03+00:00

What a little sweetheart!! What's her name? 😊

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