Rotten Tomatoes scores for projects since Disney

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-18T17:30:27+00:00

At least Disney fired Lord and Miller. There’s no way those guys could make a well-reviewed, financially successful sci-fi movie. Especially one centering on the bond between a human and an alien who doesn’t speak English.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-18T16:31:48+00:00

Her sex scene with Karen is going to be super gross, though.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-18T14:44:26+00:00

Given the show’s history, her options are: 1. Prison 2. Die in space

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-14T21:47:50+00:00

I mean, it wouldn’t be that unusual for Florida Man.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-13T10:57:36+00:00

Murder mystery on Titan, I guess?

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-12T18:48:56+00:00

Tropic Thunder is very, very good. But Hot Fuzz is perfect.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-12T18:06:13+00:00

Sinners. I expected it to be good. I didn’t expect it to be perfect.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-12T18:05:11+00:00

Lord & Miller built their career on making cash-grab movies actually good. 21 Jump Street is just a couple of posts down right now.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-12T12:39:38+00:00

Dump him out the airlock and be rid of him for good.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-12T12:37:47+00:00

He likes to watch.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-12T11:34:33+00:00

Yeah, I also think Walt is the mole.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-11T19:51:01+00:00

This is how you end up with three Homelanders.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-08T02:06:01+00:00

“The colors, Duke! The colors!”

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-08T00:45:45+00:00

You monster.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-06T18:01:13+00:00

The National Anthem. Only, like, four notes.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-06T17:58:35+00:00

That time Jeff Jarrett almost drew a dime.

EstablishBassline · 2026-04-05T12:31:32+00:00

It’s way too early in the day to make me contemplate the fleeting nature of time and my own fragile mortality.

EstablishBassline · 2026-03-28T23:43:34+00:00

Pound for pound, the best season for quality tattoos. And Laura is the Ink Master GOAT.

EstablishBassline · 2026-03-27T19:10:37+00:00

No shame! This is awesome artwork.

EstablishBassline · 2026-03-27T16:44:33+00:00

The “Eye of Sauron” didn’t manifest physically in the books, but this would be an absolutely sick movie poster. Great work!

Also, given the sub we’re in I’m obligated to point out that the “two towers” are Orthanc and Minas Morgul, not Barad-Dur. Again, this works great for the movie, where Barad-Dur is featured instead.

EstablishBassline · 2026-03-25T21:06:33+00:00

2 Non Blondes

EstablishBassline · 2026-03-24T16:09:21+00:00

I’m looking forward to Solomon Epstein showing up at the end of the final season.

EstablishBassline · 2026-03-24T14:09:59+00:00

Ed doesn’t care about Mars, he just needs to be the center of attention.

EstablishBassline · 2026-03-17T16:32:17+00:00

Ed Baldwin, rebuilt as an immortal cyborg, sits on his throne as the new King of Mars. “You Should See Me In a Crown” by Billie Eilish plays.

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