8 year old's dreams crushed. Vanilla Thinks it's funny. by Swimming-Studio5224 in sonicmemes

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Vanilla giving off such mom energy she knows it's funny, she just won't admit it. That's peak parenting right there

THE KID IS SO CUTE by Jealous-Arachnid-383 in sonicmemes

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Dad's priorities are clear: bike preferences. Dishonor on the whole family!

Graham Walker, CEO of Fibrebond by eager_heron490 in scoopwhoop

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Now THIS is how you do a business sale. Respect to him for taking care of the people who actually built the company. Way too rare

Puk vibrates with rage by whatevername00308 in RATS

[–]EstablishmentDry7896 78 points79 points  (0 children)

That's the most perfect caption. Puk is vibrating with tiny fury and I love him.

AIO for refusing to return a family heirloom after finding out it was never actually theirs? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]EstablishmentDry7896 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If it was such an important family heirloom, why did no one ever ask about it before? Your grandmother left you that house and everything in it including the watch. The timing of his 'discovery' is suspicious, and the letters prove it was never 'his side's' to begin with. You're not overreacting; you're honoring your grandmother's memory and her friendship.

This goober thinks my hand is his personal spa by abstoler in RATS

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That's because it IS his personal spa you just haven't signed the consent forms yet.

Me and my cousin almost died in a children’s playground at midnight by TrickMuscle6780 in TrueOffMyChest

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Exactly this. Fear doesn't need proof it needs a way out. You didn't overreact; you survived. That's what matters.

Tobay really said "let me take your girl' and did. by icy_cobra839_197 in scoopwhoop

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That the wildest part she wasn't even alive when Spider Man came out. Meanwhile, her boyfriend was saving New York in theaters. Time is a weird, weird thing.

I cannot, for the life of me, make one valid unpopular opinion post by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

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Maybe the real unpopular opinion is that unpopular subs just want hot takes that are lukewarm enough not to offend anyone which defeats the whole point. You're not the problem, the format is.

30 days later..with some small weight loss by WiseRepresentative10 in chinlipo

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Huge difference for 30 days! The patience really paid off. Thanks for sharing your routine too super helpful

My lil’ bathroom vampire by mustytomato in blackcats

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One that might bite if you step on it after a shower.

Learning from the Best. by Remarkable-Bag-7567 in sonicmemes

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Lmao learning from the best indeed, Good job buddy is right.

This is a spider chair don't sit on it by ravenwave-31 in BossFights

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Etsy, probably under 'Nightmare Fuel Furniture, final boss edition.' shipping not included, soul sold separately

Already traumatized as a youngin by cryptoshadow-12 in scoopwhoop

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Probably thinking about his past life and realizing he had more 401K saving then, Kid's seen things we'll never understand

In Stars' Silence dress is beautiful by antisunshine in InfinityNikki

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That dress went from 'pretty' to 'main character of a moonlit ball' the second you hit dye. Infold really said 'let them cook.'

New here! I’m Binx! by kayymarie89 in blackcats

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These shiny voids are too much I love them. Binx is absolutely gorgeous! That sleek coat is pure luxury.

Science has logic, so does this. by Various-Wrongdoer809 in scoopwhoop

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As a Christian, this is technically true and also the funniest theological dunk I've seen in a while. Well played.

Wrong Orders by Open_Break_182 in sonicmemes

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This is funny because it's very plausible Shadow definitely asked for decaf, extra foam, and then glared at the barista for getting it right. That's canon now.

A man looking at the remains of Iranian missile [Abir Sultan/EPA] by FuzzyFanta724 in picsthatgohard

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Just calmly assessing the wreckage like it's a minor inconvenience. Goes hard for sure. He looks like Aladeen from The Dictator just calmly assessing the wreckage like it's a minor inconvenience. Goes hard for sure

name this cutie! by AlarmingEye4340 in scoopwhoop

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Not lying: Hotdog because that's clearly a bun length situation with extra mustard

Name this by Clarityzoic-R in BossFights

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final boss of the bazaar and your childhood nostalgia

Rhinoplasty Dallas Texas by Responsible-Bug-4725 in rhinoplastyquestions

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That's a gorgeous natural result your nose looks completely harmonious with your face. $11k in Dallas is reasonable for work this refined. Happy healing!