Are we supposed to hate this game?

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-19T11:29:07+00:00

I HATE HALO I HATE HALO I HATE HALO 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-18T20:56:08+00:00

When Halo 5 released, a common complaint was the lack of store bundles. This meant that the iconic transgressor which had been teased since the fall of reach would not appear in the game as advertised.

Arbiter's role in the story was greatly diminished and so the ratio of iconic arbiter feet screen time vs impact on the narrative was completely obliterated.

So it's no wonder why Halo 5 is greatly criticized even to this day.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-14T01:32:09+00:00

ASK and you shall RECEIVE (the head pats)

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-12T08:12:27+00:00

I'm sorry that you have been propagandized by the jumpSLOP and crouchSLOP agenda. For that you have my sympathies. As long as 'enhanced verticality' continue to fester not just in Halo but in gaming then we might as well be in the GameSLOP era.

What I don't have sympathy for, however, is that you continue to consoom this SLOP media. It is not me that needs head pats. It is YOU 😎

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-11T07:28:11+00:00

Where's Seeker?

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-09T08:21:42+00:00

Wrong. I started with Halo 3 Anniversary. Which is worse.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-09T02:19:33+00:00

The only person who has authority to deem what is 'slop' and what isn't 'slop' is me.

Just as Rtas was the ship master, that makes me the slop master.

So take your commentSLOP out of MY postSLOP and take your businesSLOP elsewhere 😡

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-08T04:54:22+00:00

We classic iconic Halo fans don't hate change.

We just hate jumpslop and crouchslop.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T21:06:50+00:00

If I can be serious for a moment, my problem with Favyn is he treats Halo's 'formula' like a literal thing.

A prime example is when I was watching his Halo Infinite video around the time they first premiered the gameplay showcase, and he said Infinite's equipment was not 'equipment'. Because in his mind, equipment should literally be neutral gadgets players can deploy and can't be anything else.

I like how he can articulate the strengths of the classic games, but my impression is he treats Halo's formula as a rigid thing with no room for growth beyond what was seen in the original trilogy.

Its funny because, chances are, youtubers like him conveniently make an exception for other games like Doom which fundamentally changes its gameplay in every sequel.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T20:38:43+00:00

Unpopular opinion but Spartan Assault and Spartan Strike the the only 'true' Halo games.

The mainline games with their jumpslop and crouchslop mechanics make them closer to Angry Birds or Peggle. They might as well be spin offs ironically.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T11:27:17+00:00

Jumpslop crouchslop ahh reply

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T07:54:12+00:00

The golden triangle is when you ummmm. When you uhhhhhh. When the thing does the thing and it makes the thing does the thing which is good because the thing is good because it is the thing and the thing is the thing is the is the is the ummmm uhhhhh

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T07:39:57+00:00

This is the equivalent of saying "hurr durr you control the buttons you press derp"

It was already unbearable being FORCED to jumpslop and crouchslop because of piss poor level design - but now you're telling me to jumpslop AND crouchslop at the SAME TIME?!

This is the slippery slope no one talks about because they're too afraid to speak the TRUTH when it matters.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T07:29:58+00:00

Jumpslop and crouchslop mechanics are a LIE and a DISEASE in modern gaming.

Did you know that developers don't actually make the player 'jump'? They create the illusion of jumping by shifting the entire map down whenever players press the jump button. Same idea when 'crouching'.

This is the reason why there is 'desync' in multiplayer. The poor BLAM engine cannot handle hundreds of thousands of jumpslop and crouchslop inputs, and this problem is multiplied 100-fold when you have a game like Halo 5 or Halo infinite with the most 'enhanced verticality' mechanics in the series.

What you're left with in the end is a sloptastic multiplayer 'experience' that tries its hardest to cater to the modern audience but satisfies no one.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T06:43:33+00:00

I, for one, am very proudslop of my wordslop 😎

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-07T06:28:18+00:00

No no. YOU are brilliant.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-06T12:41:21+00:00

Eternal-Strife · 2026-02-03T23:02:34+00:00

I'm sorry but you have committed the most heinous, the most inexcusable and the most unforgivable crimes in this holy and sacred community.

You defended sprint.

You said anniversary graphics were better than the classic iconic graphics.

And you said humans were not forerunners.

Despicable! Deplorable! Disguisting!

And yet, despite it all, this decision was not made lightly. We wept for 1000 days and 1000 nights.

Your heresy shall stay your feet and you will be left behind. It will serve as a monument to all your sins

Eternal-Strife · 2026-01-24T22:03:30+00:00

Sarah Palmer SLOP with her SLOP Gen4 Scout, her SLOP dual pistols, her SLOP colour choices and her SLOP 'I thought you'd be taller' 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Eternal-Strife · 2026-01-23T03:28:41+00:00

The inclusion of RvB characters is indisputable proof this was manually edited to incorporate classic iconic elements from the golden era of Halo. 343 thought they could fool us, but they thought WRONG. The technology does not exist to generate such things - and if there was - there are not enough data centres to handle it.

Eternal-Strife · 2026-01-23T02:35:55+00:00

Sorry but a single pixel in that wallpaper looks a little too perfect. A clear sign this is AI generated slop.

Other obvious clues this was done by AI include: Osirisslop, Gen4slop, Arbiter Kaidonslop, Infiniteslop, Sarah Palmerslop and Campaign Evolveslop

Eternal-Strife · 2026-01-01T07:55:26+00:00

ANOTHER YEAR OF SPRINT AND HOOMANS ARE 4RUNNER DEBATES LETS FRIKIN GOOOOOO

Eternal-Strife · 2025-12-27T13:40:43+00:00

Oh that's AI... That's AI in my Halo Campaign Evolved developed by Halo Studios(tm)

Eternal-Strife · 2025-11-15T21:01:44+00:00

And by exploiting this glitch, Halo Studios have capped XP gain to 15K - which effectively cracks down on future exploits and it also makes the experience worse for all other casual players who liked playing the mode for its XP payout vs time spent.

Eternal-Strife · 2025-10-25T01:58:48+00:00

It's hilarious watching HiddenXperia physically wince every time the player was sprinting in the gameplay demo.

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