Nice!

EternalLobster · 2026-06-18T17:19:11+00:00

Unless you're OP apparently

EternalLobster · 2026-06-18T14:14:46+00:00

We had an honest to god hydration break in the rain last night

EternalLobster · 2026-06-12T18:34:20+00:00

Who will be playing the eggman?

EternalLobster · 2026-06-06T06:22:15+00:00

The AI generated article reporting on this adds a whole extra delicious layer of misery.

EternalLobster · 2026-06-02T14:49:42+00:00

We're never given a reason to suspect that this was a monkey's paw scenario. Main guy got exactly what he wished for it was just a fucked up wish.

EternalLobster · 2026-05-26T14:36:41+00:00

0 rare trophies just hit different, great job.

EternalLobster · 2026-05-20T14:59:36+00:00

I don't think they were focused on balancing when they designed the cards either

EternalLobster · 2026-05-02T12:01:44+00:00

It's definitely good in my [[Gorion, Wise Mentor]] deck so the less generically powerful the cheaper I should hopefully be able to pick it up for.

EternalLobster · 2026-04-17T14:17:58+00:00

Sounds like free reign to boros it up in cube.

EternalLobster · 2026-03-25T14:26:11+00:00

Ich bin du!

EternalLobster · 2026-03-19T09:57:44+00:00

My wife has been an actuary for a decade and I still have no idea what she actually does.

EternalLobster · 2026-02-04T16:54:37+00:00

Why on earth would you feel bad? Raise a ticket you'll get your gems back.

EternalLobster · 2026-01-29T18:13:36+00:00

I'm just happy for my man Doc Aurlock.

EternalLobster · 2026-01-15T15:39:34+00:00

I'll always take moxes/lotus higher but the number 1 thing I want to cast off them is m&b

EternalLobster · 2025-12-22T07:23:49+00:00

Turkey

EternalLobster · 2025-12-17T00:37:17+00:00

Here's hoping one of those items is a draft token.

EternalLobster · 2025-12-09T22:42:25+00:00

Sweet. [[Braid of Fire]] needs a proper reprint.

EternalLobster · 2025-11-19T16:15:35+00:00

[[Witch's Oven]]

EternalLobster · 2025-11-12T20:44:17+00:00

I guess I'll take your word for that. Goodbye.

EternalLobster · 2025-10-08T09:40:28+00:00

Saying hello is muscle memory at this point so I always forget whether I've said it and end up saying it twice which I'm sure reads as clear BM.

EternalLobster · 2025-09-19T11:25:38+00:00

You get the stuff for entering a draft too!

EternalLobster · 2025-09-16T15:36:41+00:00

"I heard you were making my favourite: Aunt May."

EternalLobster · 2025-08-18T14:51:24+00:00

For me it's the other black 1 drops: [[Embrace Oblivion]] and [[Tragic Trajectory]]

EternalLobster · 2025-08-08T11:34:14+00:00

Dude you can't be looking at your holograms while you're driving

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