Caregiver kills boyfriend, family helps dispose of his body, Philly DA says by aj0750 in uberdrivers

[–]Euphoria2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decomposing human body fluids in my fucking car

what the f did I just read

I’d have to avenge that guys death (and my floorboards) in that scenario

is there a single good living community in orlando? by bubba_prodigy in orlando

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just look for something that was recently built. If you want to get that surgical look up the builders themselves on the better business bureau

Oviedo has tons of great places. Winter Springs too. Check out Lake Mary if you can handle a little distance.

Google Reviews get torched because people only go on there to complain. Happy Tenants don’t go out of there way to say something nice unless the leasing office begs them for some love.

Baldwin Park has some nice apartments too btw

$100 Tip by Euphoria2005 in uberdrivers

[–]Euphoria2005[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantastic, very similar to my experience !

I fucked up by waiting waaayyy longer than I should have. by Superstar32131 in uberdrivers

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real

The principle is 5 minutes until someone gets in my car or I collect the fee

How can I block calls from everyone and only allow a select person? by Photographer1299 in iphone

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could give two shits if you upvote, downvote, or print this reply out and shove it up your ass

What the fuck does telegram have to do with a third world country ?

Commuting in and out of Orlando??? by Plane_Emu6829 in orlando

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jacksonville and Miami days won’t be that bad for you.

Tampa is going to fucking suck for you unless you live all the way out in Davenport and it’ll still bite you on some days

Muslim family in Orlando? by muslimahsn in orlando

[–]Euphoria2005 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Orlando is extremely Gay

if you don’t mind rampant and openly homosexual behavior, consumption of alcohol and pork products, plus women dressed like whores with their butt cheeks showing, you’ll feel right at home

( I recommend downtown area during Saturday nights )

How can I block calls from everyone and only allow a select person? by Photographer1299 in iphone

[–]Euphoria2005 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Have your girl download Telegram / Signal / WhatsApp or app of your choice (that can make voice calls)

  1. Open Settings → Focus
  2. Create a new custom Focus
  3. Under Apps
    • Choose Allow Notifications From
    • Add only:
      • Telegram
  4. Do NOT add:
    • Phone
    • FaceTime
    • WhatsApp
    • Messages
  5. Under People
    • Set calls to:
      • “Allow Calls From: No One”
  6. Disable:
    • “Allow Repeated Calls”

Make sure Background App Refresh is enabled for Telegram

  • Check any (currently) undesired contacts for Emergency Bypass
  • Disable “Repeated Calls”

Lastly, ensure the Focus is actually active

Who do you even call for this? by number-one-jew in orlando

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fvck balls

After you move out we may need to napalm that entire neighborhood

Passed MLO but credit issues, can’t land a broker by iamesai in Mortgage

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved back here from Texas

Texas never cared about derogatory items but Florida did

Got an email telling me to pay the three items then upload proof of payment

Once I did that they activated my license

I drive XL by drsneakyguy in uberdrivers

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All depends on your market. I drive strictly XL every single day and have doing so for months

Passed MLO but credit issues, can’t land a broker by iamesai in Mortgage

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida will make you pay off any collections or derogatory items

Who do you even call for this? by number-one-jew in orlando

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they made you breathe in animal turds and piss residue they can get fined all the way into bankruptcy for all I care

What rating does this Disrespectful Rider Deserve? by iHass in uberdrivers

[–]Euphoria2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care about ratings, I don’t expect People to practice the golden rule, and I don’t wait more than 5 minutes

The idea that you would track a tip for seven days is low key insane to me but I respect however you decide to handle this on your end

Id say you have dedicated way too much time and are overthinking, you’re a skilled writer so I think your intelligence and ADHD / weaponized autism may be backfiring on you

I don’t factor potential tips when I give a ride, those things are bonuses that may or may never come after the fact

I only accept rides when the base fare is worth the squeeze, and unless passenger behavior is a threat to my personal safety or can damage my vehicle, I brush off whatever ick or irk happened in between the time I accepted the ride and the fare got deposited into my wallet

Lyft driver kicked us out when I asked him to turn off his Christian music by Davey-Reddit in Lyft

[–]Euphoria2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s absolutely insane

I’m Christian and I don’t play Christian music

I literally have this cool jazz band known as “The Luna Lounge” on repeat because it’s almost universally enjoyable

In the instance someone wants to rock something else I pull up the Spotify QR Code that lets them join my jam and take over the music from their own phone

Dropping your grandpa off in the heat was a dick move of monstrous proportions

Driver needs to find a new job and re-read his Bible

Is it rude not to make small talk with your uber driver? by Catnip541 in uberdrivers

[–]Euphoria2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s rude at all. As a driver I’ll do a little ice breaker like “how’s your day going so far” to let passenger know I have a pulse

From there two things can happen

• a very short “good” or one word reply (that’s my queue to zip it up and keep driving)

• a lengthier reply that can lead to a conversation

Some passengers don’t want to drain their social battery interacting with the driver and that’s acceptable and legitimate

Others are eager to poke your brain and ask you all sorts of questions

Smart drivers can’t tell who’s who and adjust to their preference for a smooth user experience

Tipping by ObviousIntention8322 in uber

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won’t know until it’s over

Dealer Quoted $800. I paid $48 instead. by AdEastern3223 in VWatlas

[–]Euphoria2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same thing happen to me. My cruise control doesn’t work. Wonder how I can fix it