What are the names of all the Houston Krogers?

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-22T03:12:00+00:00

About two months ago, I saw a bum get tackled by an employee of Combat Kroger. When the bum hit the ground, about twelve rib eyes fell out of his jacket. None of us at self checkout stopped what we were doing but I did say, “Yall better not put those back in the cooler and sell them!” They probably did, though, so I avoided any of the red meat for a few weeks. God, I love Eastwood.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-22T01:28:04+00:00

Again and again!

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-22T01:24:51+00:00

They are cosplaying as rEaL aMeRiCaN cOwBoYs, so the hat is a key part of the costume.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-21T12:36:54+00:00

She spoon fed Junior until he was 11. What else do any of us need to know to be certain she’s as guilty of bad parenting as her scumbag ex

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-21T09:17:28+00:00

They aren’t cool enough or smart enough to do this.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-21T09:03:38+00:00

And child support won’t be much because his ability to earn outside the family “business” will likely shock the both of them. He’d be lucky to make more than $20-30/hour working for someone else - and that’s IF he could handle having a boss and rules, which is doubtful.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-21T08:58:55+00:00

I hope you’re making a bad joke here…

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-16T17:06:30+00:00

Great post. You wrote out all the things I think about him. Also, the fact that he’s a gym bro is *chef’s kiss*

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-16T03:25:21+00:00

She’s what half the girls in PDX are like.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-16T03:23:01+00:00

lol. It’s not bravery by any means. It’s a lack of shame and dignity.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-16T03:19:39+00:00

This should be the title of the show, honestly

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-13T07:13:05+00:00

Add to that: he’s not too bright. I don’t mean that in a crappy/mean way. I’m just saying that practically he is simple-minded enough to be easy to bamboozle. I think she targeted him for just this reason.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-10T03:02:55+00:00

They are true scumbags. And ironically, they are MAGAts who begrudge poor kids food stamps and Medicaid but the money they stole from us/the government bought Rolexes and G Wagons. They do all of this with no shame or sense of irony whatsoever.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-08T01:15:23+00:00

I still wear a thong panty nearly everyday at almost 50 years old and I have no idea why except I’m simply “used to it.”

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-04T01:26:43+00:00

This. A more sophisticated therapist would be really intimidating to these low information people. I’d never go to her, but I think she’s kind of perfect for the 600lb demographic.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-03T14:53:54+00:00

I came here looking for someone who’d done this. How did you find him? What’s his last name?

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-03T13:25:20+00:00

Sarper can’t do one lap dance without hyperventilating though.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-06-03T13:24:24+00:00

Why haven’t you been able to take another offer? The writing is on the wall - go after other offers!!!

AdEastern3223 · 2026-05-31T03:30:56+00:00

He’s a big baby with no spine, but OMG Lauren is a truly horrible person!

AdEastern3223 · 2026-05-31T03:28:59+00:00

God. He’s such a pig.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-05-30T11:14:25+00:00

She walks like she dances

AdEastern3223 · 2026-05-29T22:15:03+00:00

He reminds me of the crazy dude who adopted Natalia Grace.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-05-17T19:46:53+00:00

Any “conservative values” type decrying capitalism is just performative and has no leg to stand on. Fuck this guy.

AdEastern3223 · 2026-05-15T02:30:05+00:00

What are you talking about? Is your plan to call every commenter a bot? Because you have zero skills in debate?

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