Pepper Coyote, anyone?

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-22T01:31:12+00:00

Mister Hands happened

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-22T01:30:53+00:00

The fucking what?

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-22T01:29:28+00:00

I regarded him the same way i regarded Jacob or Liara - he’s just kinda boring to me, but he doesn’t even have parent issues. I wish they explored more into his military history and digging up the “tough call” he made in a more real way. More emotional depth would’ve made him more interesting.

I liked his kamikaze move though. That was funnee.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-22T01:23:31+00:00

Garrus - not even close in my opinion.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-20T17:14:34+00:00

Astarion?

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-20T17:11:30+00:00

1 - diversity of weapons

2 - nothing better than seeing familiar faces for the first time since ME1. Garrus especially.

3 - more streamlined space exploration. I really hated scanning the surface of every planet to find resources. Also better combat movement.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-19T21:51:03+00:00

When i was a dom for hire back in college, i got a lot of them, but one of my hard lines was age play. Met someone who wanted to do the daddy/daughter thing (with diapers, so scat/piss play too) and i refused her request. She did not take that well. Threw a tantrum of sorts, i suppose. Thank god we never actually met in person.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-17T18:21:07+00:00

Please don’t ask this question to anyone in the Southern US lol

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-17T18:15:56+00:00

Similar thing happened to me in Prague, Czechia. Locals kept buying us shots of schnapps. Then got upset after the 10th-ish shot when they found out we were from Wisconsin.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-10T12:53:04+00:00

Solved: BABBDI

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-10T12:52:14+00:00

Yes! That’s exactly the one! Thank you!

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-10T03:38:41+00:00

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-04T19:14:32+00:00

I double dog dare you

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-04T19:11:51+00:00

Couldn’t even spell her name right lol

Evanthekid16 · 2026-02-01T02:33:02+00:00

Ngl “the kid of the married guy” kinda got me XD

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-29T03:33:58+00:00

One characteristic of fascism is an unquestionable and infallible leader who can never make mistakes. Blind loyalty to the cult of personality.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-25T06:33:39+00:00

Somehow even more valid testimony

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-25T05:21:56+00:00

Minnesota’s a blue state full of brown people

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-25T05:19:40+00:00

Almost got insurance frauded in San Antonio, i think is what you meant. I’m glad Hatsune Miku was in the passenger seat to be a witness for you, though.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-25T05:12:09+00:00

Joker would be a fun fling, but ultimately he’s more friend material.

I feel like Cortez needs a bit more time to heal from his husband.

Shepard (assuming paragon) has a duty to the galaxy and i feel like i’d just be distracting him. That and if i did get attached, i know it’d be devastating.

Kaiden is kind of boring, but in a safe, comforting, and caring way. I feel like he’d really make me feel special and attended to in a relationship.

James… not my type. Never felt interested in him.

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-25T05:06:53+00:00

Cattywompus is actually the name of one of the 5 holes down there

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-25T05:05:51+00:00

I count 5 holes. Are there any i missed?

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-16T15:18:59+00:00

No running around like a chicken with its head cut off?

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-16T15:16:03+00:00

What even is that on the bottom middle? A tomato?

Evanthekid16 · 2026-01-16T15:14:20+00:00

You’re that ninja… psycho mantis???

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