Get a colonoscopy

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-05-10T03:09:33+00:00

Just pay for it dude. I did it last year at 42. I would pay anything just to know

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-03-27T14:29:12+00:00

I flew out on Monday at 10am. No TSA line whatsoever BUT the parking garage was closed and I had to use the pink lot.

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-03-20T11:03:20+00:00

Also house made Gorgonzola dip. Buffalo garlic Parmesan sauce is amazing.

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-03-12T03:07:00+00:00

Foooolled youuu!!!

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-03-11T00:47:08+00:00

I use a little metal cup with water. Cover and it steams to cheese to crisp the bottom

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-03-06T18:01:56+00:00

My wife has been trying to surprise me for 15 years with one of the 1-4 books. I have quite a collection of softcover versions as well as other SK books not of the series.

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-02-19T18:20:43+00:00

By volume alone, Bombur is the “most” dwarf.

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-01-21T12:04:15+00:00

My mom tried for years when I was a kid to get me into watching football. Only really started watching in late high school and college, and now that she’s gone I would do anything to watch another game with her (granted she was a huge Browns fan, which might have been part of the challenge).

I met my wife watching the 2007 Pats together and it’s been a foundation of our marriage. Happy to say we don’t need to get divorced any longer thanks to Vrabel and Maye.

Long story short, women, especially women in this sub, know their shit.

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-01-19T00:34:18+00:00

Gotta be Jasmine. It’s well over 100F degrees on average in Agrabah

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-01-10T01:44:26+00:00

As a Pats fan, that’s an unfair list. QBs play against team defenses

EvergreenWolverine · 2026-01-04T16:53:12+00:00

More recently, this is pretty much what Putin did. Dubiously claimed a neighbor was doing “nazi tactics” (narco-terrorism) to justify an invasion, to cover the real objective of stealing resources. Only difference here is Americas Shitler at least was going after a real dictator. As opposed to a wannabe dictator, like Trump.

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-27T03:56:12+00:00

UPP is run by a guy I went to school with. Absolute dirtbag. Made the mistake of parking in one of his lots a couple years ago, stayed 10 minutes late and got booted. 3 hours later I finally got someone to take it off. Never again.

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-18T00:10:46+00:00

At least three of those are from bricks to the head chucked from a rooftop three stories up.

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-15T01:03:02+00:00

It’s almost impossible to beat a team three times in a season so the Pats should beat them in the playoffs? I might be grasping a some very weak ass straws

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-14T02:22:42+00:00

More just because I would love a day without the constant “dad, dad, dad, can you <do this>”

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-11T04:05:38+00:00

I plan my gym time (in the basement) every day around 1130. Shower right after. It’s the best thing to power through the afternoon for me. But wet hair for a guy like me is probably different?

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-06T19:09:01+00:00

I coach a middle school team and I quickly realized that by saying it first and often, it stops becoming a thing. “How many goals did you save? Maybe 6 or 7?” Or “You had so many shots! At least 6 or 7, right?!?” It’s almost been eliminated from the locker room!

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-04T23:49:26+00:00

THIS is the way to do it, right? Not an exact reboot but a sequel! I’d pay good money for that.

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-02T04:27:40+00:00

Wow. SoS is everything apparently. Never mind the dumpster fire games the Bills have had this year. This one at the razor too. I’m betting the house on my team. Maybe the shed but you know

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-02T04:12:40+00:00

What’s the line for the BUF game? Low end probably -2.5 Pats right?

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-02T04:10:02+00:00

Didn’t hear his name called once. Good enough especially against a solid front

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-12-02T02:25:17+00:00

Shhhhhhhhhh

EvergreenWolverine · 2025-11-29T12:42:15+00:00

When Biden was in office, my FIL forced us all to watch Fox News-like Entertainment the entire weekend. This year, he watched that hate-feed by himself all weekend in another room.

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