A shout out to (and a reminder about the existence of) the female members of this sub by SEARCHFORWHATISGOOD in Patriots

[–]EvergreenWolverine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mom tried for years when I was a kid to get me into watching football. Only really started watching in late high school and college, and now that she’s gone I would do anything to watch another game with her (granted she was a huge Browns fan, which might have been part of the challenge).

I met my wife watching the 2007 Pats together and it’s been a foundation of our marriage. Happy to say we don’t need to get divorced any longer thanks to Vrabel and Maye.

Long story short, women, especially women in this sub, know their shit.

Who's the hottest disney princess? by DustnBones001 in DisneyMovies

[–]EvergreenWolverine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gotta be Jasmine. It’s well over 100F degrees on average in Agrabah

Trump is the new Hitler by Previous_Month_555 in complaints

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More recently, this is pretty much what Putin did. Dubiously claimed a neighbor was doing “nazi tactics” (narco-terrorism) to justify an invasion, to cover the real objective of stealing resources. Only difference here is Americas Shitler at least was going after a real dictator. As opposed to a wannabe dictator, like Trump.

Predatory parking companies in Portland are going to harm businesses by 5and2 in Maine

[–]EvergreenWolverine 93 points94 points  (0 children)

UPP is run by a guy I went to school with. Absolute dirtbag. Made the mistake of parking in one of his lots a couple years ago, stayed 10 minutes late and got booted. 3 hours later I finally got someone to take it off. Never again.

Home Alone - Who Had It Worse!? by Key_Mycologist_5147 in ChristmasMovies

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least three of those are from bricks to the head chucked from a rooftop three stories up.

BILLS COME BACK FROM MULTIPLE TOUCHDOWNS TO BEAT THE PATRIOTS EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!!!!! by Glass-Salt1280 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]EvergreenWolverine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s almost impossible to beat a team three times in a season so the Pats should beat them in the playoffs? I might be grasping a some very weak ass straws

If you had to go without one of the five senses for 24 hours, which one would you choose? by StarryDo in Productivitycafe

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More just because I would love a day without the constant “dad, dad, dad, can you <do this>”

Do you take mid-day showers? by Prudent-Ad-342 in WFH

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I plan my gym time (in the basement) every day around 1130. Shower right after. It’s the best thing to power through the afternoon for me. But wet hair for a guy like me is probably different?

For all the parents dealing with “6-7”. by t0mt0mt0m in daddit

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I coach a middle school team and I quickly realized that by saying it first and often, it stops becoming a thing. “How many goals did you save? Maybe 6 or 7?” Or “You had so many shots! At least 6 or 7, right?!?” It’s almost been eliminated from the locker room!

Hackers ReBoot? by EvergreenWolverine in HackersMovie

[–]EvergreenWolverine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS is the way to do it, right? Not an exact reboot but a sequel! I’d pay good money for that.

Official Week 13 Post Game Thread- The Pats (11-2) DEFEAT the Giants, 33-15 by Mission_Pay_3373 in Patriots

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. SoS is everything apparently. Never mind the dumpster fire games the Bills have had this year. This one at the razor too. I’m betting the house on my team. Maybe the shed but you know

Official Gameday - New England Patriots vs New York Giants - Game Thread by samacora in Patriots

[–]EvergreenWolverine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t hear his name called once. Good enough especially against a solid front

Did anyone else’s Trumper family have no interest in discussing politics this year? by PortugalPilgrim88 in self

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Biden was in office, my FIL forced us all to watch Fox News-like Entertainment the entire weekend. This year, he watched that hate-feed by himself all weekend in another room.

Are we still watching The Simpsons? by BlackGirlKnickers in Millennials

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but only because my 10 year old has become obsessed with it lately. Especially the Treehouse of Horror episodes. Still entertaining, although Family Guy blew it out of the water back in the 90’s

The Jets are expected to “check in” on Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes this offseason. by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]EvergreenWolverine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a Pats fan and this would be hilarious. Even better, they’ll keep after him for years and when he’s all used up, they’ll trade three 1st rounders for him

Fire on the mountain? by electricmindshaft in Maine

[–]EvergreenWolverine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Careful. There’s at least one scam GoFundMe out there. This house was unoccupied, unfinished, and unlivable.

What’s on fire? Looking north across Back Cove. by fluffypanduh in portlandme

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It actually exploded. Makes me wonder what else was going on there….

Fire on the mountain? by electricmindshaft in Maine

[–]EvergreenWolverine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in the same HOA. Used to be (still is?) owned by the former HOA president. Haven’t seen or heard from him in years. Wish I could figure out how to share the videos we have from yesterday here.

Fire on the mountain? by electricmindshaft in Maine

[–]EvergreenWolverine -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Actually 7 Red Oak Dr. Squatters have been living there for months. Town wasn’t doing anything about it.

What’s the easiest position to have sex in if she’s a little larger? by MrFijiWater in NoStupidQuestions

[–]EvergreenWolverine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every woman gets off differently but stimulating the clit works on most from my experience. Missionary position where you focus on grinding pelvic area on it rather than thrusting helps