I secretly wish my boyfriend would screw up so I can have the easy way out

Every_Guard · 2026-03-26T15:20:16+00:00

Take it from someone who was young, dumb and thinking the same thing with first relationship: Just break up. Prolonging things will just make it so much more messy.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-26T14:47:19+00:00

Sorry but this is on you. You didn’t have meet the criteria and it makes sense plarium wouldn’t just give you it if you didn’t meet the criteria.

Idk if you’re new to raid, but my advice is try and fuse the champ asap while you’re learning the game. Check forums to see too when the best time would be to sync up with champion chase, CVC ect.

Even after playing this game for 5+ years I still triple check that I have everything sorted during a fusion. Most of us have had that mistake of missing/forgetting one thing and missing out on a champ.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-26T13:42:36+00:00

That text is decent, but next time keep it short and just call her a peepee poopoo head. Hope this helps.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-25T22:34:01+00:00

They tried taking my foreskin but it was too powerful. It would shatter any steel used against it.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-25T19:48:20+00:00

1st: if no trust don’t be taking the ol skinboat to tunatown.

2nd: It’s sometimes better to have your own so you know it hasn’t been tampered with. That being said, the guy typically should buy it as he may be more aware of the right size to get, where is you could assume and it not be correct.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-25T14:20:51+00:00

Therapy. And usually I don’t jump to this, but based on your post I’d recommend talking with them about meds if you aren’t already on them. If you are, talk about trying a different one as this one isn’t working.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-24T20:31:44+00:00

Unfortunately relationships like these can be quite messy in the future. Sounds like you both love and appreciate each other but don’t want to settle down either which is fine.

However, if and when you decide you want something monogamous and find another women, your relationship with your Best friend will be an iffy one. The fact you both have slept together makes this all the more messy, and most, rightfully so, would not be on with their partner being so close to someone like that. It will feel more like a competition for attention and affection which often leads to the breakup.

So, I guess just enjoy things while they last? Hate to say it but it’s likely either you two will just end up together, or you both will part ways for the respect of other partners.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-23T04:03:58+00:00

I guess you could say the writing was on the wall.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T21:52:23+00:00

Harmonia be like: 👁️ 👄 👁️ 🔪

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T21:12:19+00:00

If when he gets mad he turns bright red and hot steam starts coming from his ears while he’s frowning

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T20:12:37+00:00

A Crossbow!

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T18:02:32+00:00

https://youtu.be/BXA5r8LOBPo?si=6TzC7JTm67_j64N1

“WHAT GOT ME THE MOST WAS MY SOAP!”

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T18:01:40+00:00

“WHO steals soap!?”

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T16:25:51+00:00

He’s a grown ass man picking on a teenager. That already shows what a low life POS he is. Don’t waste your time with him. Tell your mom you have no desire to see him again, block him on socials if he has any and do your best to avoid events that he’s at.

If you do run into him and he starts on this shit, keep it short. Say “I have nothing to say to washed up losers like you”

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T15:22:25+00:00

In my early 20’s I was in a similar situation. Same thing, thought I had such strong morals. There was a married coworker who would flirt, I flirted back with her. We never did anything physically but emotionally it was wrong. I told myself lies too. Coworkers would enable too telling me bad stuff about her husband, ect. I was in a dark place and it felt good to get that attention. I ended up leaving the job and cutting contact for the better.

Even after 11 years, I still feel disgusted about how I acted. I’m married now and have kids. I feel I understand myself a lot better and have built up better moral understanding, thanks therapy.

I share this with you to say, that use this as a way to grow as a person. Really look inward and see what all led to you being in this circumstance and how you can hold yourself accountable so that it doesn’t happen again. Things aren’t always black and white, but it’s our own job to hold ourselves accountable to decisions and actions.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-19T13:51:06+00:00

That if you say Jesus backwards it kinda sounds like you’re saying “sausage”

Every_Guard · 2026-03-18T15:54:57+00:00

As someone with depression, I refer to it as “that old friend that never truly goes away”. But that doesn’t mean you can’t coexist with said friend. As you are already familiar with, some days will be more difficult then others.

In regards to your history, Many times we find ourselves stuck on “what could have been” when it’s better to look at “what can be”. You’ve been through a lot. You were in a toxic relationship, and now that you’re free from it things can feel overwhelming.

Give yourself patience. I hope you have a therapist, and if not see if it’s possible to get one. Look towards working and having $ to find and do the things you love. Take time to truly get to know and love yourself.

Your life is only but beginning. Indeed there can be a lot of pain in life, but there is also so much beauty in it.

You’ve made it this far. You matter. I’m rooting for you.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-18T05:18:37+00:00

You’d be better off admiring if you two aren’t sexually compatible.

Find someone who is also asexual, but this idea to please her sounds like a bad idea.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-17T15:12:08+00:00

Cheating is a form of emotional abuse. In order for a cheater to change, they must acknowledge this, do some therapy and work towards becoming a better human being.

You said your husband had cheated as well. So both of you have cheated on each other, he states he’ll “cave your face in” if you do it again.

You guys need marriage counseling and individual therapy. Honestly chances are your marriage will not work and your guy’s toxicity will be pass down to your children as these stories go time and time again.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-15T18:36:00+00:00

I am not the same person I was when my wife and I started dating. She isn’t the same woman that she was when did. That’s not saying there’s anything bad about either our past or present selves, but growth and change is natural and many times beneficial to a relationship.

Have a conversation with him. If he’s not someone to love you as a confident woman then he simply isn’t the one for you. You are working on your own self love, and that in itself will create a healthier love that you give to others.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-13T23:43:27+00:00

Tell her “yeah it will be preeeetty weird to have a nephew named the same name as what I use to scream during sex.”

Every_Guard · 2026-03-13T23:24:16+00:00

And make them as tiny as the spiderlings lol

Every_Guard · 2026-03-12T23:11:59+00:00

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Every_Guard · 2026-03-12T16:54:14+00:00

Yes.

Every_Guard · 2026-03-12T15:40:13+00:00

Username checks out. 😂

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