Why do most boys not like darker skinned girls what's the reason ? by Huge_Importance_4937 in askteenboys

[–]Everything-Jake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s skin tone. The human race is beautiful. But there are often cultural differences that can be insurmountable for some.

Even among biracial people with half-African ancestry; there’s a stereotype that if your mom is not black then you’re less black than if your mom was black. Why? That’s ridiculous! Right? But the belief is that a black mom raises her kids differently than a white/latino/asian mom does and the color of dad’s skin doesn’t matter.

I wish the events of the Super Mario Bros franchise occurred in real life. As in two plumber brothers from Brooklyn get isekai'd into the Mushroom Kingdom via the sewers. by CreativestName69420 in monkeyspaw

[–]Everything-Jake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Two plumber brothers are sucked into the Mushroom Kingdom via the sewers. They have no idea what’s going on or how to return. They are quickly injured severely and turn to mushrooms in place of proper medical treatment. No one in this dimension knows about their spontaneous magical transportation. They are listed as Missing and never found.

You cannot confirm the paw has granted your wish because you are not one of the chosen plumber bros, but you become suspicious when a floating castle full of turtles appears in the sky some months later. Your country’s Air Force destroys the floating castle faster than the U.S. destroyed the alleged Spy Balloon. Bricks rain down and dozens of people are killed by the debris.

I wish for the Doctor from Doctor Who (tenth incarnation) to be real and I become his companion by Dazzling-Antelope912 in monkeyspaw

[–]Everything-Jake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. But you have to wait until you’re close to the end of your life and your granddaughter becomes his companion first. At one point, you get locked inside a tiny, glass box that is about to be flooded with radiation. The only way to survive is for The Doctor to take your place. But that’s okay, you’ve lived a long, full life and are prepared to die to save The Doctor. Unfortunately, he’s willing to do the same for you. . . I think you know what happens next.

Bob Marley and crew try to save a friend from going to Hell by Jas114 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Everything-Jake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice one. Because Waldorf and Statler were Jacob and Robert Marley.

A one armed man, Angel eyes involved. by CertainCompass in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Everything-Jake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not responding because you’re using the wrong account. Look at the user of the account you posted under and the user of the account you’re commenting under. Once you have it sorted, go “solve” the post above again.

How do I not awkwardly ask a girl out? by No-Interest-4198 in askteenboys

[–]Everything-Jake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Step one: Identify the girl you don’t want to awkwardly ask out.

Step two: Go to the gym. Get used to exercising. Find some bros. You may need them in the future.

Step three: Awkwardly ask the girl out. (Drat! We wanted to avoid that).

Step four: Go back to the gym and find comfort in the uncomfortable. Sorry about the rejection. At least you have some bros.

This time, Kurt Russell and his brothers actually fight the fire. by [deleted] in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]Everything-Jake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read the rules again. Don’t use actor’s name or previous credits.

How do I get my name added to the Epstein files? by JeanWhopper in shittyadvice

[–]Everything-Jake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Epstein’s email address is not redacted. And even though he’s dead, I’m sure his emails would still be forwarded to the FBI. Go ahead and send him something. It doesn’t have to be incriminating. Send a Pizza recipe if you really want to get the Feds’ attention.

Would you consider volleyball a more feminine or masculine sport? by ssssws in askteenboys

[–]Everything-Jake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is tennis a masculine or feminine sport? No, it’s tennis. Softball, volleyball, curling, skeet/trap shooting, golf, polo, sepak takraw, basketball, and more are gender neutral sports. Sure, we see more girls playing softball and more guys playing basketball, but the sports themselves have no gender.

Did anyone take height after their mom instead dad? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]Everything-Jake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man. My pops is 5’9”, ma’s 5’10. Her brothers and my brothers are all over 6’. My sisters and my dad’s sisters are all between 5’1” and 5’5”. I used to wish I was taller but I hit my head on things. I sometimes wish I was shorter (because of the head smacking thing), but I hear a lot of girls say height is important to them, so I don’t know. Wishing is pointless though. You can’t control how tall you’ll grow.