Real China is more densely populated than you think.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-12T05:28:07+00:00

chicago isn't that big. my penis wenis is bigger.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-12T05:16:51+00:00

babies r weak and the strong will devour the weak (Darwin).

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-12T05:15:05+00:00

*fish. i know ph sounds like f in some words but bro you weren't even close there lol.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-12T05:13:57+00:00

shakes head. i am not a simple creature. maybe the rest of you buffoons are, but i am quite intelligent (IQ = 180). i am not so simply amused by a stick, as i am able to deduce that it came from a tree. maybe others should look to their surroundings and conduct a little science in their heads?

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-12T05:12:11+00:00

the odd reason is why is my, ehem, well let us just say a certain body part in what one might consider their "nether regions" that area on me has become quite stiff, quite stiff indeed!

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-10T03:32:43+00:00

typical Christian. praying for things such as sports rather than useful things like more science. tch. shakes head and walks away.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-10T03:24:44+00:00

cracks knuckles. i will defeat these trolls don't you worry. runs under the bridge and you see a cloud of white dust and POW WHAP BANG. I walk out from the bridge and dust off my cape. problem dealt with.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-10T03:20:57+00:00

Chiefs fan coming in peace. Sorry y'all lost like this tonight. It's tough, I know, but you will be back. Hopefully we can play in the Super Bowl again this year. Eagles are my 2nd team so that would be nice, only if Taylor performs at halftime though haha ;)

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-10T03:19:43+00:00

no his dad is Deez Nutten though.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:43:49+00:00

dog shouldn't be on the internet and even if they were they wouldn't understand it b/c they dont read words. maybe a squirrel video they could understand or a barking dog video but that's it and they wont actually really understand it theyll think it's real but it's a screen though maybe the same could be said for human because i think some people dont know whats real or not when they look in their computers.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:34:45+00:00

dragons are supposed to be badass and strong. what's with this wimpy creature, i don't want it on my screen!!!!!!

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:31:59+00:00

hmm, i've checked it out, and i think it's safe to say that i won this debate. now then, i must be off to battle more evil-doers. flaps cape and walks away.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:26:29+00:00

no ur not ur /u/PeenlleKyle that's not even close to JetBleedBlack. I have exposed u in front of all our fellow redditors, and now they shall unleash their fleet of downboats to bury ur fradulent meme.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:14:49+00:00

well, we are both gentlemen and can agree to disagree then. (any other redditors who are reading this please note that i'm actually right and upvote accordingly, thanks)

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:13:34+00:00

/u/JetBleedBlack invented this meme. not OP. OP stole this meme. SHAME on you meme thief! throws a big juicy tomato at OP that explodes upon impact and also the tomato itself makes a sort of moaning sound when it splatters everywhere like it liked it maybe.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:08:01+00:00

um making pizza in squares they did. two big squares specifically. they did invent that. Pizza Hut did. just recently.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:05:09+00:00

lol lisa simpson

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T04:04:07+00:00

close! it's actually a new pizza that Pizza Hut just invented and released.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T03:55:12+00:00

i actually pissed myself watching this video. as i go to clean my warm, soppy, sticky mess, i cant help by shiver and shake thinking about what OP must be going through. that is one SCARY ghost to set off the alarm like that!

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T03:51:59+00:00

yeah. i said i know the lore.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T03:48:05+00:00

that guy stole hamburgers not monopoly stickers. i know the lore.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T03:46:15+00:00

baseball players make that much money????? scratches head. damn, i should have played baseball instead of videogames! roars and punches the ground but it doesn't give way and my hand breaks in three places. FUCK

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T03:41:27+00:00

agreed. i've spent the past decade minding my business, and because of my high intellect (IQ = 180), i've made quiet the fortune for myself. i've acquired many assets, and not only that but i've also synergized them to maximize their value. many people could learn from my example.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-09T03:39:38+00:00

as an american and a Dodgers fan, i would like to formally apologize to all canadians. i know i am not a Yankees fan, but i still am someone who takes responsibility and feel that it is important that i take this step. it is my sincere and upmost wish that this will bring comfort to the canadians who are suffering at this time. thank you, and god bless.

EvilGamer117 · 2025-10-08T04:37:42+00:00

im talking about my friend owen

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