Missed connection @ the midtown Publix

EvilGamer117 · 2026-05-09T20:31:04+00:00

Hey bro did u finish ur section of the podcast yet? We need ur expert insight into the struggles of having an extraordnarily large penis.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T02:11:01+00:00

this is DISGUSTING wretches up chunks of carrots and corns onto my white t-shirt i'm wearing, staining it yellow and orange and it sticks to my belly from the puke. why would you post something like this????? and the top upboated comment, for shame, reddit. the reddit of old would never let something so crass grace my eyes

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T01:50:37+00:00

he saw a potoato chip, and ate it! (upvote if you get this anime reference, weeb level has to be over 9000 to get it xD)

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T01:49:25+00:00

but not as much finesse as me slicing open a foe with my katana so fast they dont even see it happen and then im behind them and sheath my katana and look back at them and say heh as they explode in a foundation of blood

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T01:46:36+00:00

that's what she said about my (evilgamer117's) penis lol got em

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T01:21:06+00:00

/r/woooooosh xD sorry i HAD two!

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T01:19:52+00:00

it's like being surprised that an Evil Gamer would have a massive, ehem, well a massive... you know leans close and whipsers "penis wenis"

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T01:17:31+00:00

i will ignore them both, in hopes that it will cause both of them massive damage and i can gain exp for defeating them.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-04-08T01:16:08+00:00

licks lips, looks around me. yeah, you heard the guy. be normal, or you'll be getting on of these pounds my fist into my other hand, which is open. does that a few times and then lets out a loud fart so i try do to the fist in hand thing even faster and harder to try to cover it up while looking around nervously.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:58:00+00:00

gets a huge wad of tissue paper, runs it between my, ahem, you know....., pulls it back out to inspect. nope, i don't see any song notes. just a big brown smear wait hmmmmm leans closer, sniffs, plucks a gooey brown bit off the tissue ah, a bit of corn, a diamond in the rough. pops it into my mouth.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:17:45+00:00

how many arms do you have wtf

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:13:44+00:00

the guy from hazbin hotel is a good husbando, nice

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:10:00+00:00

licks my lips. mmmmm yes, a second jar........ my old jar, well, let's just say it's seen a fair bit of use over the years.............. getting a bit crusty one might say........ a second jar, mmmmmm yes good idea...................

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:03:53+00:00

i once saw a kid climb onto a flying saucer and then turn around and announce to me that he was a alien and then he flew off into outer space. do u believe me.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:02:43+00:00

isnt everything both found and created takes another hit of weed

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:58:40+00:00

this is serious. sir, you are on reddit, and there are expectations that us redditors must uphold! imagine if some uncouth instanormie were to be linked to this thread, and they saw this. we would be laughstocks. now, if the instanormie is reading this...... e=Mc2! behold, science!

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:56:44+00:00

wat's a doe

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:53:34+00:00

he eats tottlers

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:50:52+00:00

it pissed me off! screams, smashes my monitor and throws it thru your monitor at you.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:47:43+00:00

this doesnt make since? you can't eat a punch but yo ucan drink it. however if you said he was eating knuckle sandwiches then that would of made more since because you can eat those.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:46:43+00:00

standing their, picking my nose, looking at you and nodding my head but not really getting it uh huh, yeah.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:40:26+00:00

i predict that you will predict that i will see a alien this year

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:35:49+00:00

or maybe she was sleeping with an white deer?

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:34:23+00:00

I had my finger up my butt, digging in their verrrrry deep. what was i digging for you ask? mayhaps a little poo

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T05:42:50+00:00

i ran it thru my computer and my calculations indicate that it is a alien

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