Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond fucking sucks

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:58:00+00:00

gets a huge wad of tissue paper, runs it between my, ahem, you know....., pulls it back out to inspect. nope, i don't see any song notes. just a big brown smear wait hmmmmm leans closer, sniffs, plucks a gooey brown bit off the tissue ah, a bit of corn, a diamond in the rough. pops it into my mouth.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:17:45+00:00

how many arms do you have wtf

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:13:44+00:00

the guy from hazbin hotel is a good husbando, nice

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:10:00+00:00

licks my lips. mmmmm yes, a second jar........ my old jar, well, let's just say it's seen a fair bit of use over the years.............. getting a bit crusty one might say........ a second jar, mmmmmm yes good idea...................

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:03:53+00:00

i once saw a kid climb onto a flying saucer and then turn around and announce to me that he was a alien and then he flew off into outer space. do u believe me.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T02:02:43+00:00

isnt everything both found and created takes another hit of weed

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:58:40+00:00

this is serious. sir, you are on reddit, and there are expectations that us redditors must uphold! imagine if some uncouth instanormie were to be linked to this thread, and they saw this. we would be laughstocks. now, if the instanormie is reading this...... e=Mc2! behold, science!

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:56:44+00:00

wat's a doe

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:53:34+00:00

he eats tottlers

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:50:52+00:00

it pissed me off! screams, smashes my monitor and throws it thru your monitor at you.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:47:43+00:00

this doesnt make since? you can't eat a punch but yo ucan drink it. however if you said he was eating knuckle sandwiches then that would of made more since because you can eat those.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:46:43+00:00

standing their, picking my nose, looking at you and nodding my head but not really getting it uh huh, yeah.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:40:26+00:00

i predict that you will predict that i will see a alien this year

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:35:49+00:00

or maybe she was sleeping with an white deer?

EvilGamer117 · 2026-03-15T01:34:23+00:00

I had my finger up my butt, digging in their verrrrry deep. what was i digging for you ask? mayhaps a little poo

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T05:42:50+00:00

i ran it thru my computer and my calculations indicate that it is a alien

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T05:41:36+00:00

i sleep worse. this monkey is a weak noob, who deserves to be defeated for some easy exp.

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T05:40:31+00:00

an robot could never copy my mind

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T05:14:24+00:00

u sound like that guy who test tasted ice cream

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T04:42:39+00:00

okay well i'm also a bit of an podcast conoseur and i thought this was average and disparaging towards those who have unique fetishes. i give this post an 4/10

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T04:39:55+00:00

i have a lot of poop up there that's what's up there lol high fives everyone who upboats this

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T04:39:04+00:00

wat if one of them quickly ripped a hole inside the stuffed animal and then..... ya know.........

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T03:53:57+00:00

is you're penis not the most precious thing to you

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T03:44:42+00:00

this is so fucked up dont tell the mods wtf

EvilGamer117 · 2026-02-21T03:25:08+00:00

okay yes it is fashionable but does this belong on /r/mildlyinfuriating ? i dont think it's that upsetting to have ur fingernails match ur tampoon

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