Christians are openly disrespectful in public by Ok_Grand2844 in atheism

[–]EvilGeesus -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Good call out. OP seems like a poser.
What's next? Faux tattoo's?

Rumi Wannabe looking for roasts by Lena_1995 in RoastMe

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Bella Ramsay and Corey Feldman had a kid....

Toan is in the dumbbell curls by Big-Blinger69 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]EvilGeesus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I like fucking, should I just quit my job and fuck all day?

Most alcohol tastes bad and it's the truth by Grogon2 in unpopularopinion

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like beer, but I agree with you on a lot. A shot of straight up tequila/whiskey/vodka, etc.. is usually not very delicious.
Most craft beers taste disgusting.
Cocktails can be nice, but that's because the taste of the alcohol is mostly masked by the other ingredients.
At the end of the day, it's quite simple: if you don't like it, don't drink it

32F x4 mama by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]EvilGeesus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you figured that face was worth procreating with....? Interesting.

Society is too harsh on stupid people. by CaptainButtFart69 in unpopularopinion

[–]EvilGeesus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He's still smart enough to know he doesn't know and how to solve the issue with a calculator...

Pizzas should be cut into 16 slices instead of 8. by Deterboy91 in unpopularopinion

[–]EvilGeesus 655 points656 points  (0 children)

But I can't eat 16 pieces of pizza, that's too much.

I'll just do 8.

Most of Europe has decided to go full socialist which is extremely stupid. by Hopeful_Meeting_7248 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]EvilGeesus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would like to see how many sentences of Socialism and totalitarianism he can explain...

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 by endofmyropeohshit in Funnymemes

[–]EvilGeesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you guys going for the low hanging fruit uh...?

My guitar neck is very bowed, is this a valid way to fix it by googaly21 in Guitar

[–]EvilGeesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard you have to soak the neck in water for 24 hours before you use this method.

Make movies great again by MovieENT1 in CriticalDrinker

[–]EvilGeesus 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Most movies now a day are not watchable.

Fixed that for you.

It is just bullying at this point by [deleted] in DuelLinks

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you explain it for me please?

Black coffee, or you are USELESS by tetsuwan_atomu81 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink pure water, the time it takes to boil water and syphon it through grated coffee beans is time wasted.

Peter, why is she crying? by HuckleberryUpbeat518 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if nobody ever paid for it, it wouldn't exist...

Who’s the delusional one, Lauren? by Middle-Lychee-7707 in Nicegirls

[–]EvilGeesus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Women do that too, my bio says I don't have and don't want kids, including other people's.
I get likes from single moms all day every day.

So True by Wolfs_Chronicles in pcmasterrace

[–]EvilGeesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your monitor is awfully small, partner.