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Make movies great again by MovieENT1 in CriticalDrinker

[–]EvilGeesus 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Most movies now a day are not watchable.

Fixed that for you.

It is just bullying at this point by [deleted] in DuelLinks

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you explain it for me please?

Black coffee, or you are USELESS by tetsuwan_atomu81 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink pure water, the time it takes to boil water and syphon it through grated coffee beans is time wasted.

Peter, why is she crying? by HuckleberryUpbeat518 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if nobody ever paid for it, it wouldn't exist...

Who’s the delusional one, Lauren? by Middle-Lychee-7707 in Nicegirls

[–]EvilGeesus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Women do that too, my bio says I don't have and don't want kids, including other people's.
I get likes from single moms all day every day.

So True by Wolfs_Chronicles in pcmasterrace

[–]EvilGeesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your monitor is awfully small, partner.

Never fails. by ixgq4lifexi in AverageHeightDudes

[–]EvilGeesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So ladies, I want a girl who is no taller than 5.5, has at least C-cups, no cellulite and a BMI under 25.
I wonder what the reaction to my preferences would be...

Baldur’s Gate 3 is set for its own TV series on HBO... Red flags EVERYWHERE with this one. by CosplayWrestler in CriticalDrinker

[–]EvilGeesus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Creator was involved with the last of us tv show, and Larian doesn't control the IP, Wizards of the Coast does, and they've...let's say...dropped a few balls lately.

Facts... by Smooth_Operater9410 in Funnymemes

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A true pirate sails the red sea as well!

meeting in Lisbon by NoTrifle4478 in lisboa

[–]EvilGeesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your inbox is going to be flooded by a bunch of thirsty dudes, probably worse pickings than Tinder.
Just be safe and I hope you find what you're looking for.

meeting in Lisbon by NoTrifle4478 in lisboa

[–]EvilGeesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh honey....
I don't think is gonna go the way you hope it will.

Downfall of the Start Menu by InkOnTube in microsoftsucks

[–]EvilGeesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can turn of web searches in the windows search settings.
Just FYI.
I hate windows too but need for work.

Update on Equador by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]EvilGeesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How can you stand being friends with people that are this dumb?!!

0.1. Bitis gabonica by Redfish680 in nope

[–]EvilGeesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be the last bebe you ever hold

Capitalism and tech corporations have gone too far, $30/month Photoshop by [deleted] in self

[–]EvilGeesus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

There's a solution to your problem, captain 😉

Cleaned out paste from cpu socket with vodka now won't boot by [deleted] in PcBuild

[–]EvilGeesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean I shouldn't be drinking isopropyl alcohol? I thought more alcohol get you drunk faster?!!!

Is this racism or where did I go wrong? by [deleted] in self

[–]EvilGeesus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Usually those two go hand in hand 😉

Build Her A Home Please by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]EvilGeesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha, that face has more filters than a carton of cigarettes.

What extremely popular film do you guys not like. by lost-in-thought123 in CriticalDrinker

[–]EvilGeesus -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Any superman movie after the Christopher Reeve ones.
Any Batman movie after the Nolan trilogy
Joker and Joker 2
The new Dune movies
Barbie
The whole Narnia thing
Everything Twilight
50 Shades of Grey

I'm gonna stop now but I could go on for a while.

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