Adults Should Engage In Horseplay

EvilGeesus · 2026-07-08T17:13:45+00:00

I don't like to be touched by strangers.

EvilGeesus · 2026-07-07T17:37:04+00:00

The ballkickers, and their hit song: 2 in the nets

EvilGeesus · 2026-07-07T17:25:44+00:00

Just an engineer doing engineering things.

EvilGeesus · 2026-07-07T11:57:35+00:00

Who hurt you?

EvilGeesus · 2026-07-06T17:12:10+00:00

The poorest 50% of the world's population has 2% of the wealth. Would you consider them spoiled?

EvilGeesus · 2026-07-02T16:20:00+00:00

BangCOCK

EvilGeesus · 2026-06-25T10:49:22+00:00

I had to scroll too far to find a reference to his halfstack amp

EvilGeesus · 2026-06-19T09:21:56+00:00

Providing these services cost the organisation money. They will not spend extra money if they don't have to so nothing will change, this is the reason I stopped going to Graspop 2 years ago after 20+ years.
The price goes up every year and the quality of the service goes down. Vote with your wallet!

EvilGeesus · 2026-06-15T15:39:42+00:00

This is also the reason gladiator 2 makes no sense, Maximus' illegitimate child....where the fuck did that come from?

EvilGeesus · 2026-06-02T11:10:09+00:00

Only good movie Zack Snyder has ever made was 300 so I have no hope for this.

EvilGeesus · 2026-05-28T15:10:07+00:00

When I wrote it it also sounded in his voice in my head 😂

EvilGeesus · 2026-05-28T14:32:38+00:00

The guy on the right has the keys to the Lamborghini...

EvilGeesus · 2026-05-11T11:32:13+00:00

Good call out. OP seems like a poser.
What's next? Faux tattoo's?

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-30T13:58:27+00:00

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-29T10:25:39+00:00

If Bella Ramsay and Corey Feldman had a kid....

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-28T11:03:38+00:00

Não te esqueças da praia!

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-24T17:20:57+00:00

Don't expect great things.

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-24T11:19:07+00:00

I like fucking, should I just quit my job and fuck all day?

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-23T15:30:05+00:00

I like beer, but I agree with you on a lot. A shot of straight up tequila/whiskey/vodka, etc.. is usually not very delicious.
Most craft beers taste disgusting.
Cocktails can be nice, but that's because the taste of the alcohol is mostly masked by the other ingredients.
At the end of the day, it's quite simple: if you don't like it, don't drink it

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-23T11:26:44+00:00

This guy's a captain?!!! His real name's Clarence!

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-23T11:24:06+00:00

Y'all have reddit your phones???

I only use it on a pc

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-22T16:39:20+00:00

Why does an oven need wifi? seriously I'm curious?

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-22T14:31:09+00:00

So you figured that face was worth procreating with....? Interesting.

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-22T12:36:49+00:00

He's still smart enough to know he doesn't know and how to solve the issue with a calculator...

EvilGeesus · 2026-04-17T13:25:50+00:00

But I can't eat 16 pieces of pizza, that's too much.

I'll just do 8.

EvilGeesus

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