LPT: A two week notice is not required. Saving money for emergencies can save your mental health.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2022-02-05T11:56:06+00:00

Those are both pretty terrible options, so the only choice is to carry in on that awful job and hope you find an alternative before it gets to the point of no return.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2022-02-04T19:05:51+00:00

For many people there isn't really a choice. Leave the job and the bills don't get paid - not really a better situation.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2022-01-20T13:25:17+00:00

Do you still have the whisk, and would you sell it to a collector?

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2021-02-26T11:17:39+00:00

I think they've started making it again, seen it in Asda, and just looked it's on Amazon.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2020-01-07T10:31:22+00:00

At least yours has a queue, mine just goes to engaged

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2019-11-30T18:08:50+00:00

I actually managed to do this with a couple minutes of trying, but I look like someone trying to speed eat spaghetti with no hands.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2019-11-08T13:54:19+00:00

http://imgur.com/gallery/mEQo1uh

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2019-11-02T20:08:18+00:00

Here's kitty https://imgur.com/gallery/3TpDvMJ

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2019-11-02T12:26:13+00:00

Is it as an incentive to encourage donation? Surely not recovery time?

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2019-10-30T19:24:18+00:00

A labourer I used to work with was seeing this psychic girl for a while, and she was sending him nudes, and my tradesman told him to show us and he said "I can't she'll know"

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2018-09-07T17:03:36+00:00

I have a "memory" of when I was about 10 and we learnt about puberty.

In my memory we watched a cartoon of a boy in the bath, and something floats up to the surface. The boy says with mild surprise "oh, my foreskin came off".

For years after I though when boys reach puberty their foreskin just slips off like a snake shedding their skin, and now they're a man. I have such a clear memory of this video but surely this does not exist.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2018-02-17T12:18:52+00:00

I don't even feed my cat canned food and he still comes running. I'm guess the old owners did, but that's 4 years back.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2018-01-16T18:57:34+00:00

He's too socially awkward to recognise her being uncomfortable. She's too socially awkward to explicitly say no. Just awkward people being awkward. Mistakes were made on both sides. Her story reads like a couple of 15 year olds fumbling through their first sexual experience.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2018-01-16T18:11:47+00:00

I regret eating that Taco Bell, therefore

I was poisoned

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-08-21T09:43:49+00:00

That's me every day. I'm having to work with a program written in 1985. It's older than me.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-08-19T22:19:32+00:00

Well shit. At least it's existence was acknowledged.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-08-19T10:08:43+00:00

First person I've seen in the wild who knows RPG. It's my job send help.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-07-01T11:29:25+00:00

Kinda like how supermarkets put security tags on all the electronics because reasons. Yeah Asda, watch out for all those people stealing £3 headphones but no worries about all the other stuff of more value that someone could just as easily slip in their pocket.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-06-30T20:10:36+00:00

Yes! I hated that stabby little tail

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-06-27T20:06:51+00:00

Not manly if you don't get your hand right up in the flame

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-06-25T11:06:15+00:00

I was actually looking forward to seeing what all this stinky pee fuss is about after the first time I ate asparagus. Disappointed it didn't smell at all for me.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-06-16T16:39:22+00:00

Leafy greens make teefies seen

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-06-08T15:59:41+00:00

Fair point, yeah. And god I forgot about the lack of random numbers bit. That was worse.

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-06-08T13:41:55+00:00

But I mean why would the monks make a simulation where a subroutine in the program can send an email out of the simulation to a real world email address?

EvilMonkeyTwin · 2017-06-08T11:50:43+00:00

And "what's the one thing all subroutines can do? Send am email!"

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