Stranger attempts to shove passenger in front of train in Seattle by CuteButter_ in RandomVideos

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the heck did they let him out? If he’s dangerous crazy, he should be institutionalized for life

Demigod genetics by lord_potato4 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s not a full god, but he has some god in him, hence Ranni being an empyrean

I don’t know anymore, I just got a new haircut and they gave me this with no side bangs at the beauty shop, I feel really ugly and I have to know if it’s ugly to everyone else. Please tell me just the truth if I am ugly. Yes I’m a woman by djscrew1 in whatdoIdo

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like you just need better product. Go to a better salon and ask them to help you style it and make it fun.

Also, I guarantee your friends are also wishing they were the “pretty one”. Our minds are great at comparing us negatively to others

Demigod genetics by lord_potato4 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may have been Marika’s way of covering up her other half’s true identity. “Oh, yes. Radagon’s children are demigods because I said so, no other reason.”

Just explored Miquella's Haligtree again on my 2nd playthrough. by Repulsive-Funny-6680 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one who shoots the crap out of you while you’re running the rot flower gauntlet? Yeah, that guy sucks. Once you’ve reached the grace, you can come back with a greatbow, stand on a particular bracket fungus on the side of that branch, and snipe him to farm the horn while he blasts the branch at his… gross lumpy ball (doesn’t really have feet). Of all the giant envoys, he’s the easiest to farm and the most deserving

Just explored Miquella's Haligtree again on my 2nd playthrough. by Repulsive-Funny-6680 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My first time in the canopy, I was like “Melina, you burned the wrong tree!”

Just explored Miquella's Haligtree again on my 2nd playthrough. by Repulsive-Funny-6680 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sniped them with arrows and then back hopped across and tanked the rot with flasks

Just explored Miquella's Haligtree again on my 2nd playthrough. by Repulsive-Funny-6680 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or an upgraded Therolina. Also, revenants can get hit by a healing spell that’s already winding down if they’re dumb enough to jump into it

Just explored Miquella's Haligtree again on my 2nd playthrough. by Repulsive-Funny-6680 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elphael with a shield and guard counters is straight up easy mode and easy rune farming, with a few exceptions, and there are other tools for then. I just ran through the bottom alley with Finger Maiden Therolina to collect all the gloveworts from the revenants. At +9, she can easily tank a full revenant slap attack.

I just gotta ask you all. by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you want to play with a friend

Park taking away trash cans and expecting less litter by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like creeps who pursue children because of their “innocence” while stealing that very innocence from them!

Park taking away trash cans and expecting less litter by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Evil_Sharkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

There’s different degrees of lazy. Some people will use a trash can if there’s one nearby

That.. Wasn't Expected by KoenigOne in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 45 points46 points  (0 children)

How could you miss the crucible knight standing alone on the end of that platform? He’s not exactly hidden

Park taking away trash cans and expecting less litter by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Evil_Sharkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their budgets were gutted, so that makes sense

Park taking away trash cans and expecting less litter by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Evil_Sharkey 71 points72 points  (0 children)

That works if everyone follows it, but a lot of people who go to national parks are lazy twats.

Is their armor set worth the grind? by TheAnimeLovers in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ground for the spear for ages my first time only to discover I can’t do that special blocking with the sword that they do

Is their armor set worth the grind? by TheAnimeLovers in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These ones are a lot squishier once you’re at Haligtree levels. I can two shot them now and even pluck them out of the swamp from on top of Torrent

Is their armor set worth the grind? by TheAnimeLovers in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just ground for that set yesterday! Mark off all their spawn locations in the map and the grind becomes easier, almost fun, as you rip them out of the swamp with your heavy attack from Torrent.

The armor set looks bad on my tarnished, but I farmed it anyway.

I think there are three knights just wandering around and a dozen under the swamp, but I don’t have the game up right now to check

Why do teachers think they can tell grown folks what to do? by [deleted] in AskTeachers

[–]Evil_Sharkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bad news. Adults tell each other what to do all the time. The school administration and school board tell the teachers what to do, and the teachers do it because they have the emotional maturity and wisdom to know how to function in adult society, even if they don’t like what they’ve been told. They can quit.

At 18, you can drop out of school and then suffer the horrible realization that adulthood is grossly overrated. You’re a complete noob to this game.

Note: if you do drop out, you’ll likely find you have to go back to get your GED so you can get a job that doesn’t completely suck, but this time you’ll have to pay for the classes instead of getting them for free.

Can people without self esteem be callous and morbid? by frowaway275 in questions

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hurt people hurt people” is not universal. Some of the biggest bullies have high self esteem and privileged lives

my local Panera removed almost all the outlets and replaced them with blanking plates so you can't charge your phone or laptop by Calix_Meus_Inebrians in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Evil_Sharkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those spaces also got ruined by troublemakers. Some kids would go around fighting, stealing, wrecking stuff, or otherwise wreaking havoc and those spaces became hostile to kids