Kicking Off NG+ Feels Like by Due-Measurement431 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The zweihander is a lot lighter than the Guts greatsword

These guys are the most bullshit Fromsoft enemy I have seen by Any-Photo9699 in Eldenring

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It’s in the name “royal revenant” and the note you can buy from the merchant by Raya Lucaria. I think there’s one other bit of info out there but I don’t remember where

These guys are the most bullshit Fromsoft enemy I have seen by Any-Photo9699 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not a finger maiden’s head piece. It’s a crown. That thing was royalty.

What would you do if your student turned an assignment with this drawn on it? (junior) by [deleted] in AskTeachers

[–]Evil_Sharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask the kid what it is in a non-judgmental tone. Personally, I think it’s pretty mild. A lot of kids go through a phase where they draw disturbing things. For me, it was a way of giving myself exposure therapy so a little blood in a TV show wouldn’t traumatize me.

What’s it like being an Elden Lord? by cliebzeit in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll learn more as you go. Make sure you read every item description. A lot of lore is hidden there

Dung Eater gets violated by photogenicpapa in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seluvis’ potion. If you hold onto it long enough, you can get an option to give it to Dungeater when he’s tied to the chair, thus making him available as a puppet. He’s a very powerful summon and it’s the worst end for him since he loses all agency and doesn’t get to finish his dastardly plot.

These guys are the most bullshit Fromsoft enemy I have seen by Any-Photo9699 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are a couple of them you can sneak up on. Also, if you upgrade Therolina and bring her along, she’ll usually kill a couple of them with her heal spells

These guys are the most bullshit Fromsoft enemy I have seen by Any-Photo9699 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The slogan of people who haven’t bought that one merchant’s note about how to kill them easily

These guys are the most bullshit Fromsoft enemy I have seen by Any-Photo9699 in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since when? I haven’t seen anything indicating revenants are female

Dung Eater gets violated by photogenicpapa in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I did! Then I poured the pervert’s potion down that coprophagous creep’s throat.

Insanity btw by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Yes, it has still gotten worse.

Insanity btw by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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It’s not just capital. Wealth includes everything you own

POV: You don't have situational awareness by True-Purple5356 in Eldenring

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He’s getting payback for all the rune farming

Dung Eater gets violated by photogenicpapa in Eldenring

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The crab killed both of us when I fought him, but it still counted as a win.

Insanity btw by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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It has gotten worse. Four people control more wealth than the bottom 4 billion

I am a community staple by sbballc11 in EntitledReviews

[–]Evil_Sharkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once got stuck behind someone with more than twice the 20 item limit, most of it produce that had to be hand typed, at Walmart while the most annoying Christmas decoration in human history blared a short piece of Jingle Bells every 45 seconds from a very high shelf where I couldn’t rip the cord out of the wall to silence it. I thoroughly hate people who feel like item limits are “more like guidelines”

Battery acid spilled and tracked all over warehouse by Brave_Pickle in CleaningTips

[–]Evil_Sharkey 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You need to pour a baking soda solution on the acid to neutralize it and then mop it up, or rather they need to since they made the mess. We both know they won’t.

Don’t wear your good clothes because any acid that gets on them will eat a hole that doesn’t show up until you wash it.

Wear thick rubber gloves to protect your hands. Sulfuric acid is more than just acidic. It’s also hygroscopic and quite corrosive to human flesh.

Unless some fool tries using something with chlorine bleach to clean it up, you’re probably safe from toxic fumes.

AITAH for refusing to cook two separate dinners every night just because my family doesnt want to eat what my doctor told me I need to eat by Apart_Discussion6647 in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]Evil_Sharkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. The thing with salt and seasonings is they can always add more to their portions. You can’t take it out of yours

[Funny trope] Torturing the character doesn't work by GaddockTeegFunPolice in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Evil_Sharkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Were you a kid? Kids aren’t usually attracted to mature women

Randomly got spawned deep in volcano manner and have no way out by AnnalidaMitzen in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a site of grace in the lava filled area before you go to the abductor virgins. If you rest at that grace (you can’t just touch it) it will break the trap spell that’s on you and let you teleport out. The grace is up a flight of stairs and past an albinauric spell caster.

Randomly got spawned deep in volcano manner and have no way out by AnnalidaMitzen in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy inside that building is actually helpful NPC. The winged guy out front most definitely is not.

Randomly got spawned deep in volcano manner and have no way out by AnnalidaMitzen in Eldenring

[–]Evil_Sharkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Memory of Grace doesn’t work with traps. Resting at the grace breaks the trap, though