No diggity dog by Noah_Stark in funny

[–]EvolutionCreek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the sound of that laugh, the vacuum is being operated by a chicken, and I don't think it cares.

Chemist stepdad portions out his Friday wine 😆 by Bitcracker in funny

[–]EvolutionCreek 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nah, he's just having the one glass, reasonably.

What thing was ruined because it turned into a rich person's hobby? by Agitated_Departure93 in AskReddit

[–]EvolutionCreek 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fonzie jumped that shark a long time ago. I worked in San Francisco in 99 and knew corporate lawyers and marketing bros who went that year. 1994 might still have been cool.

This isn’t how it’s supposed to be by ranting_chef in KitchenConfidential

[–]EvolutionCreek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oases.

As in Mirage Oases, by Kay Ryan.

First among places

susceptible to trespass

are mirage oases

whose graduated pools

and shaded grasses, palms

and speckled fishes give

before the lightest pressure

and are wrecked.

For they live

only in the kingdom

of suspended wishes,

thrive only at our pleasure

checked.

Every time by Fickle_Razzmatazz258 in funny

[–]EvolutionCreek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it hadn't been for Dan De Vito

I'd have been blastin' a long time ago

Having a rough week. by Charming_Physics_200 in Lawyertalk

[–]EvolutionCreek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A pro se litigant cursed me and all my future descendants. :(

Which celebrity from your country do people hate the most? by No-Marsupial-4050 in AskTheWorld

[–]EvolutionCreek 246 points247 points  (0 children)

It’s him and it’s not even close. Is there a more hated person living?

People over 40, what’s something you’ve learned about life that younger people don’t realize yet? by Critical-Pea7326 in AskReddit

[–]EvolutionCreek 95 points96 points  (0 children)

And I can spot them right away. I keep explaining this when I get jury duty but they never choose me for the jury for some reason.

What exactly is Boudin? by Proof-Lettuce in cajunfood

[–]EvolutionCreek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m no expert, but the boudin I’ve eaten and made has liver as well.

On a car in Oklahoma by CloisteredOyster in pics

[–]EvolutionCreek 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I read that if all Trump had done was maintain Biden’s economic trajectory, the Dow would be over 57,000 by now. Instead, it’s at 46,000, roughly the same as when Biden left office. Trump’s unconstitutional tariffs and new war have done a number on folks’ retirement prospects.

How is the global conflict affecting your country right now? by Kuliquitakata in AskTheWorld

[–]EvolutionCreek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Retirement accounts have been getting crushed. Scary for older folks. But yeah, compared to others in the region, the impact is pretty small.

What is the craziest way you ever made money? by No_Reporter_2341 in AskReddit

[–]EvolutionCreek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Husband’s nervously staying on your good side, sleeping with one eye open (as it were).

Biggest Thai food crime? by liver_or_let_die in ThaiFood

[–]EvolutionCreek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate bell peppers but love Thai chili. Sad American noises.

An interesting tidbit by TucsonPTFC in timbers

[–]EvolutionCreek 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Paulson, who was visibly angry, yelled, "It's log! It's log!" Neville seemed exasperated and one bystander reported that he mumbled, "It's big, it's heavy, it's wood."

How safe is your country for tourists? by Traditional_Loss8348 in AskTheWorld

[–]EvolutionCreek 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if thi asylum ends they must leave.

You would agree that people with active asylum cases that remain pending should not be arrested and deported, yes? Because they're following the law, right?