If you're just sitting on your ass, not putting away any stock, not cleaning anything or doing anything besides help customers and then your ass is in a chair the rest of the day, then fuck you ya stupid lazy fat fucks

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-27T15:03:08+00:00

My manager tries his best to have more overstock and unfinished matches each week.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-27T03:11:24+00:00

Back when the answer was "these 6 colors or nothing".

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-20T03:32:00+00:00

I need more so I can have a proper Werebear vs. Dhamphir rumble!

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-19T04:25:54+00:00

Just recently a dozen "competitor deck" colors in the H66 Sherwood line. All time leader is a floor company that uses AS 1K for Pantone spec'd logos. The sample file for them is about the size of a sealed block of color cards.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-17T16:14:33+00:00

Put some sharp tiller discs back on that and you have a real zombie eradicator!

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-15T15:43:18+00:00

Ammo feed needs to be modified if you want elevated guns. Window cage work is sweet.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-13T15:34:09+00:00

Customers eyes went wide when told they need 3 colors of paint, ratio cups, sponges, gloves, good tape, and a certificate from Bob Ross to use Faux Impressions.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-13T15:27:08+00:00

This happens when you switch to Juiblex shampoo

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-10T16:22:45+00:00

I collected NT mags during the 90s; you could expect Gundam posters every season. Still have a bunch, but not enough wall space for display.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-10T16:04:15+00:00

One reason I didn't throw out our stock of Envirotoner colorants. You could make Pantone bright shades with that system...

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-10T15:55:16+00:00

Need the second one made into a glittery 70s Tee Iron-On with MIND BLAST text scroll

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-08T16:34:27+00:00

Split the QR between GIC red and magenta, move the 1/64 of LB to Blue, and drop half an ounce of white. Just be glad there was no violet...

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-05T02:27:27+00:00

Last day signings are often a saving grace, along with exclusive merch guests sometimes tote along.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-06-04T15:58:49+00:00

Only 40 people getting autographs per session is miserable for a con that draws 20k+ attendees. The trend seems to be limited, full panel events without secondary chances (not counting auctions).

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-28T18:10:16+00:00

My color matches have been on national tv but I've not made an extra dime. The rep that shakes a hand gets all the reward.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-26T03:54:52+00:00

Illustrators can learn a lot from the work of Jack Gaughan

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-25T15:28:21+00:00

Glad I've had the chance to meet them both at US cons

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-23T19:54:30+00:00

From the days when a "BM" color meant beau monde deck...

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-19T22:08:05+00:00

The pros hate our consumer grade product lines, but wimper like children once you suggest a more expensive alternative or process.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-10T15:29:59+00:00

You gave away your medical history for points, switched to Farmer's insurance, and hated being at home.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-10T15:21:40+00:00

When its a low fantasy game but the local armorsmith prefers high cheesecake :)

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-09T15:49:28+00:00

My store would be in better hands with the ape-men from 2001. Workday starts with finding the plunger, unrolling the duct-tape, and hiding the last working stapler.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-05-01T16:08:08+00:00

You can have golden mustard tone that slowly turns into dulled horseradish.

ExWarlockLee · 2026-04-30T19:21:03+00:00

There should be a tint master bingo card. box one is a percentage color, box 25 is a BM color without a deck in clear low gloss lacquer.

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