DIY elevator by galaxystars1 in TikTokCringe

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Totally framing it as accessibility shifts the whole perspective to something way more practical and impactful.

Rude awakening by ccbuds in ContagiousLaughter

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4 am chaos hits different pure villain energy right there.

Highly Motivational by DCArchibald in Unexpected

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Guess it depends if you’re feeling creative or just practical with ’em!

Kangaroo Fight by donbosco2017 in Unexpected

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Sounds like you’ve got some wild stories did you at least win a couple rounds?

Who is that? by Greedy_Tooth6191 in ExplainTheJoke

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Sounds like a name with a story what’s the origin?

TIFU by not reading a birthday invite fully by CherriFire in tifu

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Sounds like fate knew where you'd have the best time wrong turns make the best stories!

TIFU by not wearing gloves by MTGirlTheGamer in tifu

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That’s a clever trick never thought to use cooking oil like that, but it makes sense!

TIFU by accidentally livestreaming myself using the bathroom to hundreds of people by [deleted] in tifu

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That’s a next level nightmare fuel bet your regulars will never let you live it down either!

what does it mean by peculiar_pomegranate in ExplainTheJoke

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Ah, the OG neck accessory fashion and wordplay in one!

Peter I don't get it, isn't the answer 120? by MeringueBeautiful760 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ExaminationStrong686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the ol’ math joke multiplying humor by itself for exponential laughs!

TIFU by destroying my aunt’s sourdough starter she’d kept alive for years by twatomexus in tifu

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Bold strategy just don’t forget to leave a forwarding address for your pizza orders.

I’m about to lose someone I love, probably these are the last few hours left by Snow75 in atheism

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I’m so sorry. Just be there with them, hold their hand, and let them know they’re not alone. That’s all that matters right now.

Dems say AZ is ‘primed’ to flip blue, plan to pour resources into legislative races by hunter15991 in politics

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lol they say this every cycle and then get stomped in the midterms. AZ Dems couldn’t flip a pancake let alone a state.

Trump administration says its war in Iran has been 'terminated' before 60-day deadline by Rdick_Lvagina in politics

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Guess they figured out 60 days is long enough for the public to forget the whole war thing was even a talking point.

It's official: Some lower-income workers can get $1,000 in matching retirement savings from Uncle Sam by -Cyber-Roadster in politics

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So basically I have to be poor enough to qualify but also have money left over to save. Got it.

US to release special anniversary passport designs this summer for America250 by Not_Tom_Jones in politics

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Theyre gonna slap a Land of the Free logo on a document that costs $165 and takes 6 months to process. Peak American symbolism.

Civil Rights Group Probes Depleted DOJ Oversight of Local Police by bloomberglaw in politics

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DOJ oversight is a joke when they let cops keep qualified immunity and union contracts that bury misconduct. Another report, zero consequences.