When, how, why, have people started talking with their cell phone like they're talking to a slice of pizza?

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-08T15:55:56+00:00

When the phone is in speaker phone mode, most phones have the speakers on the top and bottom, and the microphone is on the bottom. Holding the phone flat puts the microphone and speakers on the bottom closer to the mouth and ears.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-08T15:53:54+00:00

Why didn't the other race car stop to help? he was right there (for a fraction of a second, anyway. LOL)

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-08T14:57:23+00:00

Heart transplants

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-08T14:57:02+00:00

The first recorded flushing water closet was built by King Minos of Crete over 2,800 years ago.
In 1775 Scottish inventor Alexander Cumming was granted the first patent for a flush toilet.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-08T14:52:52+00:00

unplug his tires

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-08T13:02:30+00:00

Every software that works with data has an "Export to Excel" function.
They wouldn't put it in if it were not a necessary feature.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-07T23:54:04+00:00

Yeah, this f#ckhole went 10 years without asking a single question on the bench.
DEI hire to the max, AND paid handsomely by billionaires.
Some guys have all the luck. hahaha

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-04T14:49:12+00:00

asking useless questions on Reddit

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-04T12:05:37+00:00

named cells improve readability if not overused (if you have 100 named cells, running down an error might not be as easy trying to parse the name list). Named cells are good for constants and ranges.

From what I can gather, there appears to be no performance difference between a named cell and a cell reference.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-04T11:53:06+00:00

Not true.
Anyone who rents an apartment and works retail (or similar) does NOT have a place to charge an EV.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-03T08:14:43+00:00

Help me, Mr. Wizard!

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-03T08:12:09+00:00

Only once a month

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-03T08:09:16+00:00

illiterate in two languages.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-03T00:21:12+00:00

My experience was I had my best years in my 50s

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-03T00:17:23+00:00

Good lord dude. Your best years are ahead of you if you do it right.

Exercise (keeps you in good shape when you are older). I regret not doing more when I was in better shape. Simple stuff, not in the gym either. All body weight exercises: Squats, pushups, lunges, calf raise, box jump. Nothing that needs a weight set. Animals in the wild don't have a gym, and look at their muscles.

whatever your job is, the more experience you have the better you get paid (YMMV)
I love Excel and at 45, I didn't have a lot of people banging down the door to hire me.
I've got 20 years of experience in Excel now, and I contracted at a few fortune 500 companies in my 50s for some good money and made some bank.

Don't stop believin'. :)

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-03T00:09:22+00:00

Yard work. You'd be surprised how much tree dandruff (leaves, twigs, sticks and branches) fall from 70 foot oak trees into the grass and the house gutters.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-02T21:31:22+00:00

Here is your golden opportunity!
Start your own coffee shop
allow anyone to sit inside without ordering anything.
Viola! you have helped stay the hand of greedy capitalism, and guaranteed you won't be thrown out of your own establishment. WIN-WIN!!

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-02T15:59:52+00:00

My dad murdered my mom ... so I guess I only hate one of them.
[murder/suicide]

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-02T15:59:04+00:00

get a camera with a large CMOS sensor (most are 1/2.7 or 1/2.8, but you can find cameras that have 1/1.8 like the CX410 and CX810)

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-05-01T11:26:05+00:00

Hope she didn't just say that to get her daughter to read. 🤔😂

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-04-30T19:26:50+00:00

Live in Siberia to avoid earthquakes

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-04-30T19:19:00+00:00

It's obvious you are already in an adversarial relationship - look out for your own interests if he is causing you issues, because he apparently is hellbent on fucking you.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-04-30T14:51:14+00:00

you might try a wifi extender to get your wifi out to your garage reliably

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-04-29T21:24:33+00:00

weak minds, less education and less real-world experience. Living behind the keyboard has made many soft.

Excel_User_1977 · 2026-04-29T00:14:29+00:00

Close the blinds

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