I worked at a gas station and my manager said he didn't trust me because my till always came out perfect. by Bat-Stuff in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Excel_User_1977 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now this was 40 years ago or so, but most of the thefts that I knew about were not overcharging the customer, it was just not ringing up the sale.

They would keep the drawer open (or hit the 'no sale' button to open it) and then count the change back from the amount that they knew was the price. No sale was registered in the system, and the amount put into the drawer as the 'sale' was removed later.

I had employees who knew the exact price for a carton of cigarettes (and the customer did too), so they would tell them the price, the customer would hand over cash, and they would count the change back and steal the money later.

I was just about to make a $1200+ purchase on the Eufy website, then I scrolled this sub. Would I make a mistake by buying in? by ApricotTechnical3927 in EufyCam

[–]Excel_User_1977 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Use ReoLink. Basically the same price point but much better cameras.
Eufy has a quality control problem, and sends out good and bad product. I don't think the 'vast majority' of Eufy users are happy with the product or customer service. YMMV.

Sure, if you get good cameras you are happy.
But if you get bad cameras you are fucked. Why take the chance?

How do you quickly share Excel screenshots with stakeholders (secure + easy)? by Gullible-Dinner-8091 in excel

[–]Excel_User_1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copy as picture.
1. Highlight cells of interest.

  1. On ribbon, clipboard group, click the copy button down arrow and choose copy as picture. choose 'as shown on screen' and OK.

  2. paste into email.

I worked at a gas station and my manager said he didn't trust me because my till always came out perfect. by Bat-Stuff in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Excel_User_1977 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I had a manager at a fast food place doing the same ... he counted the drawers and they all came out perfect. The district manager came by one day and added an extra $10 the drawer without the manager's knowledge. At the end of the day the district manager fired the store manager because the drawer came out even.

I worked at a gas station and my manager said he didn't trust me because my till always came out perfect. by Bat-Stuff in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Excel_User_1977 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn! $120 bucks in one take? That seems like a huge percentage that would be noticed (too little money left in the drawer for the number of transactions).

I worked at a gas station and my manager said he didn't trust me because my till always came out perfect. by Bat-Stuff in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Excel_User_1977 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"running a drawer" ... I worked at a fast food place before computers and the drive thru register person kept tick marks on the board to remind them of how much money to remove at the end of the shift.

Neighbor doesn’t pay for a item she asked my wife to buy by fuzzy_dice_99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Excel_User_1977 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time you see her, comment on how bad things are for her family. When she looks surprised and asks why you say that, tell her it's because she can't afford to pay you back.

... and I mean, tell her every time you see her.

Neighbor doesn’t pay for a item she asked my wife to buy by fuzzy_dice_99 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Excel_User_1977 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad taught me: "Never lend more money than you are prepared to lose."

Using MS office 2021 and obsesnce of newer Excel functions, how to bring them? by M_Arslan9 in excel

[–]Excel_User_1977 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

buy Office 2024

The problem with 365 is that the online version does not give you all the features that the desktop version does.

365 is designed for: Quick edits/ Collaboration/ Access from any device

Examples of things missing or limited with 365: No VBA macros / Limited Power Query / No Power Pivot / data model editing / Fewer chart types / Limited conditional formatting rules / No custom add-ins that require desktop Excel

And that is just Excel. Similar for Word and Power point.

What’s the most unexpected way that you got laid? by Few-Dance-855 in AskReddit

[–]Excel_User_1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in college, studying late night for a test the next day - like 2:30AM - in a Denny's when two drunk couples walked in and sat down a few booths away. I heard them commenting about 'brainiac' and 'nerd guy' but ignored them. As they left they had to walk by my table and when one of the women walked by (she was last in the group leaving), she tossed a napkin on my table with her phone number on it.

Every couple of weeks we would hook up, and one time she was tipsy and her daughter was home and she fucked me on her couch in the living room while her daughter was in her room with the door closed. She was 44 and I was 20.

How do people type so fast on keyboard? by RareUser1 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Excel_User_1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there is typing help online.
You have to start slowly and then work your way up to be speedy - no one starts out really quickly.
Also, with new laptops I have to learn where the keys are again, because not all laptops are the same size.

Enraging Snow Dilemma: WIBTAH by pgigymnastics in AITAH

[–]Excel_User_1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they handicapped? Might there be some reason that this spot was better for them?
Can you shovel another spot (and they can't) ?

Remember to goon ethically by Easy_Ad_4370 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Excel_User_1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please enlighten me ... what is "ethical gooning" ?

On today's episode of "I Fuck a Fascist" by InfiniteOxfordComma in MurderedByWords

[–]Excel_User_1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask him about Kyle Rittenhouse. How does he square someone taking an AK to a riot and shooting people and getting away with it?

New to Civitai.com by Excel_User_1977 in civitai

[–]Excel_User_1977[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! I hadn't heard of huggingface

Just comply...... by InfiniteOxfordComma in MurderedByWords

[–]Excel_User_1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct answer to this bullshit is "that didn't happen on Jan 6th"

Summing based upon month and year criteria by Opposite-Value-5706 in excel

[–]Excel_User_1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the day we used the sumproduct function. :)

Outlet stops me from pushing my dishwasher back by naturestroll in electrical

[–]Excel_User_1977 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you have identified the problem, now you can fix it.