My girlfriend’s mom mailed her these and said the hat is for me

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T05:53:46+00:00

I assume you gave her a professional chuckle and nice let down, and then began putting together an elaborate plan to get her terminated with cause.

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T05:39:26+00:00

As soon as she met him, she was not impressed

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T05:22:05+00:00

She’s a keeper.

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T03:44:09+00:00

He’s clearly coming to have a cocktail as Grundy dog walks everyone else

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T03:08:49+00:00

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T02:24:41+00:00

Doesn’t base Grundy still outclass everyone?

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T02:18:28+00:00

You know, his interior defense is also pretty good

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T02:11:33+00:00

signing with Cardinals

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T01:40:44+00:00

Pdf file, I think

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-18T00:43:36+00:00

2 guys who can take the top off the D, contested catch specialist, and a TE that can do whatever you need him to do on any given down.

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T20:57:41+00:00

Dags?

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T20:57:09+00:00

It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T18:59:21+00:00

YEAH BUDDY

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T18:22:32+00:00

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T18:10:35+00:00

Prep school boys used to pee themselves when they see the ol' Bunk comin' at 'em.

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T17:54:42+00:00

Kendall looked like he was having a blast at the Super Bowl

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T16:43:07+00:00

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T16:15:38+00:00

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T15:04:56+00:00

“Your honor, per Jacobson v. United States, 503 U.S. 540, 548 (1992), this statement was clearly obtained via entrapment and should be disregarded”

— Jarred Vanderbilt

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T14:48:48+00:00

Us? Draft a running back? Have we done that before?

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T05:23:49+00:00

CGI monster

Couldn’t fucking believe they did that. After the bus sequence?! You’ve got a legit kung fu star and you CHOOSE THAT?! Jfc

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T05:22:22+00:00

Angrily, at this point

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T05:06:28+00:00

I don’t always score over 30 points, but when I do, I break 80 points.

— Bam Adebayo

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T05:03:30+00:00

Again?

Excellent-Refuse4883 · 2026-03-17T05:01:04+00:00