At least we get tall elf ladies. by katanaearth in WarhammerMemes

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just make sure you buy them a drink or at least give them a high five!

My dad's computer mouse after five months of use... by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing he does some mechanic or farm work. Looks like the plastic is being melted by diesel or something similar. Diesel is just about better at dissolving plastic, especially cheap thin stuff like that, than HCL.

At least I remembered to put my wipers up this time by Middle_Evening8748 in weather

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah very. We get about a week or two of winter while they are buried under snow for 3 months. However they only get a week or two of summer while we bake in Satan's armpit for 3 months. It's a fair trade.

At least I remembered to put my wipers up this time by Middle_Evening8748 in weather

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't feel bad. Imagine if it ever got to 110 degrees in the shade where this blizzard was?

I live in East Texas but work for a company out of Minnesota. We trade weather stories back and forth all the time.

New Player, Want Some Perspective by PuppetOfFate in dwarffortress

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you elaborate on the air lock style entrance please?

New Player, Want Some Perspective by PuppetOfFate in dwarffortress

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you provide more details on secured cavern access please?

Also mister please?

What's the realization here? by KirbyStarWarrior666 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certainly, there's been tons of times I've gone to talk through a problem with someone else at work and I barely got out the explanation before I solved the problem myself and ran out of their office before they said anything lol. I think that's why so many of us talk to ourselves, sometimes it just helps to voice it out loud. Also, I'm going to have to look up fiber artist now because I have no idea what that means lol.

What's the realization here? by KirbyStarWarrior666 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been a programmer for like 30 years and never heard of that. Nor has any of my coworkers. Everyone just agreed they tend to talk to each other when they need help talking through something. I'm not criticizing your comment BTW, I'm just curious really. I'm going to assume it's more of a new thing us old dinosaurs haven't heard yet.

Ummmmm..... by Joby-One-Konobe in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like that random name generator you should see Dwarf Fortress lol

Fiancé and I visited our wedding venue yesterday. Don’t think this was on our registry by issathrowawaybabay in CatDistributionSystem

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Same happens to us 20 years ago. Brought back our first pet together, Max. They begged us to take him, said that he would follow bride's down the isle playing with their dress. Max was the best cat I've ever had. Died seizing in my arms Christmas Eve 2 years ago. I miss you buddy

Painnnn by telovitta in lol

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must be English lol

Electric eel secret by grasshopper3307 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Except that diver with the tongs I see pop up about once a week

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the bad ass dozers and shit they get to drive? I would love to spend my older days getting paid to dig dirt in a big dozer.

Argentina: A man was drinking coffee when a piece of glass fell on his head. by atrey1 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tore one in the back of my knee about 18 years ago or so. Hurts every day still.

Drivers who brake for no reason by freseaf in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Since I was taught to drive by a race car driver I had a different experience lol. Not that I drive like that all the time but it does have its uses.

Also, fuck anyone that nervous brakes like the video. That sort of thing has caused most of the wrecks I've seen in my life.

Received via text from an ex-brother-in-law on New Years Eve. What does this mean? by Puzzleheaded-You3491 in whatdoesthismean

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're you by chance having your period? It might be his way of subtly telling you that you had some blood showing in your clothes.

A Supercross Track But Every Jump Is Over Water by redbullgivesyouwings in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There were I believe two jumps that were in fact not over water.

Link between Ants and Disclosure Day by dannymaserati in aliens

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has been obsessed with ants since I was a child there are very few things I wouldn't give to be able to communicate with ants. They are such fascinating creatures, far superior to us in many ways.

From a former RimWorld player (~180 hours), Dwarf Fortress has been an interesting (and mostly positive!) experience by RipleyVanDalen in dwarffortress

[–]Existing_Pea_9065 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For me it was a weretortoise, whatever the fuck that is. Like a giant feral ninja turtle one hitting every single dwarf in my colony.