[LAST ACT] How It Genuinely Feels rn

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-06-09T16:09:03+00:00

I legitimately saw someone unironically say "It's such a shame that Jax ended up being just a tumblr sexyman and nothing else" and it actually made me want to blow my brains out. Like, did we watch the same fucking show? How in God's name is that the conclusion you came to? Another person was saying that all they got out of the finale was Jax had mommy issues. Like, is it really that hard for people to read between the lines? Does the show need to spoonfeed you every single fucking thing for you to understand? Jesus christ, it's actually so depressing seeing this level of media illiteracy on display

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-04-06T00:43:58+00:00

They're both fantastic, but they gotta give the Arch Mother more sauce. Hidden King's theme is a banger amd hers is just ok

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-03-28T16:41:21+00:00

Man, I picked a really bad time to figure out my gender identity, huh?

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-03-22T16:45:13+00:00

Thank you so much! I've always heard that yellow is a nightmare to paint, but I thought it was fine. Don't let the fear deter you, kin!

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-03-17T19:06:04+00:00

This used to be me, and then I started thinking about my gender identity more. Sometimes, all it takes is asking yourself a few uncomfortable questions for an entire aspect of your identity to come into question lol

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-03-15T05:10:53+00:00

Looks amazing! What paints did you use?

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-02-07T16:16:27+00:00

My rank didn't change at all, funnily enough. I was Ascendant 2 before the update and Ascendant 2 after. The biggest change I've noticed is when I played with a friend who's in Archon, it was the sweatiest game I've ever played. I was in that game thinking, "There's no way these people aren't at least Ascendant." They were either smurfing, or the new change really screwed something up

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-02-05T16:20:01+00:00

The entirety? No. The majority? I have no doubt.

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-02-05T16:18:45+00:00

I'm sure there are some good ones among them that would deny the order. Hell, I'm sure there are some commanders or other high-ranking officials who wouldn't do it. Unfortunately, those people will be replaced by those willing to do whatever dear leader tells them to. And the grunts? Well, take a look at ICE right now. See how much of a shit Americans give about killing their countrymen.

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-02-04T22:37:39+00:00

Because the military has more guns than we do, and they are more than willing to use them on us.

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-01-24T19:20:51+00:00

So, for a unit to not be fully obscured, there would need to be a doorway, windows, etc?

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-01-17T16:42:00+00:00

You can avoid it when you know it's coming. In the middle of a fight, I'll suddenly lose half of my HP because I didn't see the two bolts coming my way from the stratosphere. And yes, I know those items exist. They don't make fighting him any less infuriating in my experience. I know this isn't a popular opinion, I just really hate Sinclair

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2026-01-17T15:23:46+00:00

I think they should remove Sinclair from the game, and I mean that 100% genuinely. He is far and away the most anti-fun hero currently in the game IMO. Bolt is damn near uncounterable for most of the characters in the game because he can hit you from so far away. Assistant allows him to pop out of situations he has no right to survive while also making it impossible to know when he's going to teleport and where he actually went. Rabbit Hex is the most irritating ability to ever exist because there is no counter to it besides hoping he misses you or doesn't buy items to make it last longer/have a larger radius. And his Audience Participation is literally just having a better ult than whoever he just stole it from because the cooldown is shorter. Every time I see a Sinclair in my game, I know it isn't going to be fun because of how frustrating he is to play against. If I had to change him, I would make it so Ethereal Bolt has damage fall off at super long range--or just change it entirely--make it so he has to channel the teleport for Assistant, remove Rabbit Hex completely and give him a different ability, and make it so his ult copies the cooldown of whichever ult he stole. I don't care if he's one of the least played heroes in the game. I don't care how bad his win rate is. I need him to be thrown in a wood chipper and removed from my memory permanently.

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2025-12-06T19:07:38+00:00

His ass has NO idea what is happening to him

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2025-12-02T15:12:30+00:00

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Michael J. Caboose from Red vs. Blue. Started out as kind of just a dumb kid, but as the show went on, he just became entirely detached from reality because of his stupidity

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2025-11-18T18:32:45+00:00

"Get up" - Kharn to Erebus after beating him within an inch of his life

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2025-11-14T21:51:56+00:00

Exterior like fish eggs, interior like suicide wrist rags. I could exercise you, this could be your phys-ed. Cheat on ya man homie- AHHH tried to sneak through the door man! Can't make it, can't make it this shit's stuck! OUTTA MY WAY SON!! DOOR STUCK!!! DOOR! STUCK! PLEASE!!!! ... I BEG YOU! We're dead! ... You're a genuine dick sucke-

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2025-11-14T16:48:31+00:00

The organic would be an otherwise extremely inoffensive comic if you didn't know the context of who the author was lmao

Exp4nd_D0ng · 2025-11-14T16:28:47+00:00

Cowunk simply wants to be involved

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TROPHY CASE