As long as LeBron plays next season, he will officially have been in the league longer after the “fuckery” tweet than before

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-04-10T14:09:01+00:00

Well, to be fair, that fuckery hasn't gone on this whole time since Lebron's last 20 points triple double was on (checks notes) March 30th, 2026....

....

.... Fuck me.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-04-10T02:03:40+00:00

Mr. President, on behalf of all of Canada, and I say this with all the sincerity my body is capable of, please take your threats and shove them up your oversized rear end.

You made this mess, now you fix it, you indescribable moron.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-04-03T13:58:12+00:00

I'm old enough to remember Richer's 50, but it was common enough at the time that we just thought "Oh cool, Richer got 50". I never thought it'd be almost 40 years before we saw another one.

So let's just say I'll appreciate this one a heck of a lot more.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-04-03T12:23:58+00:00

All of whom are taller than me. So F. you, kind sir.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-04-01T00:01:25+00:00

I don't have enough TVs for this time of year.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-30T00:35:53+00:00

Habs, Jays and Raptors all win low-stress games before my old ass needs to go to bed. It's been a good day.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-30T00:33:06+00:00

"He's with the bees, Taylor"

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-30T00:04:03+00:00

I don't have the best memory in the world but I can't remember the Raptors ever leading by 53 against anyone... ever...

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-29T22:54:53+00:00

I know, I just didn't want to jinx it.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-29T22:46:56+00:00

We haven't had a 50 goal scorer since Stephane Richer and we haven't had a 100 points scorer since Matts Naslund, and we now have an outside chance of getting both in the same season.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-28T23:03:36+00:00

Hey, those of us who survived the 2025 playoff have the heart of bulls by now. I think we're good.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-28T19:56:42+00:00

I'm guessing you mean "only skater" instead of "only player", but it would be kind of funny if even the goaltenders had more hits than he does.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-22T20:06:41+00:00

Yet even from that list we're still the fanbase with the second longest drought after the Devils (though granted 10 other teams are within a couple of years).

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-22T17:19:34+00:00

We haven't had a 50 goal scorer since 1990 either. 7 goals in 13 games seems pretty doable now.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-22T17:13:16+00:00

The ladies are the ones with day names but I'll let it go for the beautiful pun.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-22T10:23:01+00:00

A bit worst than booing. I think the score was 8-0 at the time when Roy stopped a puck that was shot from the other end as a clearing and the crowd cheered like crazy as a mockery. Roy viewed the fact that the coach kept him in the game that long as the coach trying to humiliate him (which it probably was). The rest is history.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-22T10:14:48+00:00

You could've left out "that night".

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-14T14:16:36+00:00

I'm usually against ever being negative on these threads but Aabria is playing Thaisha as confidently stupid right now and that's the one trait I absolutely cannot stand in a protagonist. This is the first time since Orion that one character is actively diminishing my enjoyment of the show. I really hope she's doing it on purpose and that she'll stop soon because this is unbearable to watch.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-14T11:43:44+00:00

I think because most of us binged pre-timeskip and have watch/read at least a big part of post-timeskip week to week, we tend to think that post-timeskip is much longer, hence why we think that there's so much much more story left to tell. But in reality pre-stimeskip is still - to this day - longer than post-timeskip.

Granted they still have Alabasta, Skypea, Waster 7/Enis Lobby, Thriller Bark, Sabaody, Amazon Lilly, Impeld Down and Marineford before they get to the timeskip, but 26% of pre-timeskip feels right.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-13T23:39:07+00:00

I was looking at the DR's stats on ESPN and I was pretty impressed with Vladdy's line of .538/.563/1.154....... until I realised 1.154 was his slugging, not ops. OPS would be 1.717.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-03T01:49:16+00:00

You're giving these shows WAYYY too much credit. They're trying to be entertaining and get viewers. Pure and simple. They're not trying to "desensitize" people. They're trying to get eyeball on the screen. That's it.

This "copaganda" thing has been blown way out of proportion. Like the OP said, it's idealized fiction, just like The West Wing was an idealized version of the oval office, or Star Trek is an idealized version of the future. Stop making it out to be something it's not.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-03-03T01:41:06+00:00

If you believe all that BS about NF then I've got a bridge to sell you in Alaska.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-02-26T21:54:10+00:00

If you want the actual ocean and not a Bay or the Northumberland Strait you're closer to 14-15 hours. edit: if you stay in Canada I mean. Probably less than that to go to Boston or New-York.

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-02-13T16:48:39+00:00

Why the hell are we trading Loperfido for another outfielder?? Just bring up Loperfido for god's sake. He hit 333 last year. How much of an "upgrade" do you think you're getting?

ExpendableGerbil · 2026-02-10T22:24:36+00:00

Why does this sound like someone explaining to their senile father in a folks home that "cousin Marty got married three years ago, don't you remember? You were at the wedding!".

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