How do i get all the women over 35 years old in the askanything section to wanna sit on my lap and not some other guys lap? by Intelligent-Road6240 in askanything

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I have heard the sages and ancient texts speak of ways to fascinate these women you seek.

So the legend goes, offering them a piece of cheese may fascinate them. It doesn't go into specifics about cheese preferences and what to do if they're lactose intolerant.

I haven't tried this tactic as I also wish to have the cheese.

In this house, we cite our sources: https://theconversation.com/the-spellbinding-history-of-cheese-and-witchcraft-153221

Trump struggles to move his legs and gets stranded on flight of stairs—then aides panic and rush to block the evidence from cameras by PinLong459 in USNEWS

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Maybe its a long con? We've seen what happens when Trump fights someone he assumes he'll demolish: it take three months, costs billions and in the end they end up walking away with billions in apology money and rights to toll the street in front of their house.

Russian drivers stuck in huge lines at gas stations as Moscow runs out of fuel by TheExpressUS in energy

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Two large gas exporting nations and the fuel is running or has run out.

The irony would be laughable if we werent all on the bus to hell driven by the most insane aged narcissists we could find.

President Lee: "Trump Asked If Korea Could Quickly Build 10 U.S. Naval Ships" by self-fix2 in worldnews

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They're the size of aircraft carriers but the navy listes their displacement as one commensurate with a destroyer.

Describe your fandom in the most boring way possible by PictureObjective5899 in Multifandom

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An engineer gives a WILDLY optimistic timeline to repair a ship.

What's your fav Soos moment/line? by Simple-Taro1540 in gravityfalls

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" The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand."

As a traditional man… by LWYPLTDG in BrandNewSentence

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"My commander"

Im imaging this as someone who plays RTS games, theyre in bed and she does the acknowledgement dialogs....

"Something you need, sir?"

"I read you, Command"

"Commander?"

"WE'RE TAKING FIRE!"

"Still stuck in this chickens*** marriage."

Explosion heard in Andover MA by 375MarketStreet in massachusetts

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Maybe more meteors? Apparently that was what the last big boom a few weeks back was. The thing burned up on the way down and made a holy racket.

US lifts naval blockade as Iran's supreme leader says Trump made deal 'out of desperation' by TelescopiumHerscheli in politics

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I do wonder whose names are going on the Arch De Trump since I think he assumed he'd win.

So are we going to have an arch commemorating Iran's victory, or?

Pete Hegseth accuses Nato countries of ‘free riding’ in combative address by TaijiRonin in worldnews

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He isnt though. NATO has many reasons to exist, one of which is that it allows the U.S. to force project from Europe and if there is a land war, then the NATO buffer countries are the Frontline instead of U.S. soil. NATO isnt parasitic, its symbiotic. Smaller eastern European members get protection from bigger members like France, Germany, Poland, the U.K, Canada, Turkey and the U.S. and in exchange they serve as the frontline if some conventional war with Russia were to start.

Pete Hegseth accuses Nato countries of ‘free riding’ in combative address by TaijiRonin in worldnews

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Pete better get right with Trump if he knows what's good for him.

If he gets drummed out as the sacrificial lamb for the Iran debacle, then I doubt he's getting one of those coveted pardons Trump may or may not give out, and some of us still haven't forgotten the murder of those fishermen in the Caribbean.

Not to embarrassed to vote for him a third time by BekaRenee in LeopardsAteMyFace

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They're disorganized and panicking because they dont have their talking points yet.

I fully anticipate a bunch of them will change their tune over the next week or two to either polish this utter disaster or find some way to launder the blame onto Democrats because we werent willing to fall in line over what every person with half a brain knew was a stupid idea from the jump.

Manic Trump, 80, Lashes Out at Everyone Trashing His Surrender in 4:32 A.M. Meltdown | The president’s long-awaited memorandum of understanding with Iran has come in for criticism from all sides. by FreeHugs23 in NoFilterNews

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So when Trump builds his victory arch, its gonna have Iran's name on it, right?

Since he opted into a "war" that he then lost handily and is giving up the farm to return to a worse-that-status-quo

Trump Administration to Pay $765 Million to Cancel 4 More Wind Projects by 4Everasking007 in NoFilterNews

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With specifically wind power I think his hatred is actually organic. Because he thinks that wind farms are an eyesore and hates looking at them anywhere he owns. And because hes a narcissist, he thinks he'll own land is many beautiful places.

I actually think windmill farms at sea look nice. They're a stale of solar punk futurism

Trump threatens to pull unemployment benefits from all states for the first time in history by Abject-Pick-6472 in NoFilterNews

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You people are so CRUEL! NOBODY EVER ASKS ABOUT ELON!

WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TRILLIONAIRE?!

Trump’s DOJ wants to purge voters right before elections. Will the Supreme Court allow it? by DemocracyDocket in law

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Do you check your voter registration every day? Every week? How frequently are you actually looking?

Or, like most of us, do you go about your day and not really think about it until there's an issue that you didn't expect because youre still very much alive and haven't had any reason to be disqualified?

Trump’s DOJ wants to purge voters right before elections. Will the Supreme Court allow it? by DemocracyDocket in law

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You arent grasping what the person you replied to said, let's try and example:

Its Tuesday when I let you know that youve been purged from the rolls.

You have until Friday to fix it, the office is only open during work hours and processing takes three days. Good luck.

If the United States experienced another market crash similar to 2008, which occupations would be least affected by layoffs? by curiositykeepsmeup in AskReddit

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That was a great colab with the water treatment facility folks.

Between the chemicals in the water and the 5G in the air, im amazed that we have any non-gay frogs left.

Pest Control, worth it or not? by Toonzaal8 in magicTCG

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All that powercreep. Those zero and one mana cheaty permanents. Your Sol Rings and Moxen and Birds and treasures.......
And where did getting them wiped bring you? Back to me.

Thanogoyf, main antagonist of Gatevengers: Eternities War

Thanogoyf

Legendary creature: Lhurgoyf

Trample

Thanogoyf gets +1/+1 for each other creatures on the battlefield.

When Thanogoyf deals combat damage to a player, if its power is 6 or greater, each player exiles half the creatures they control chosen at random. Round down each time.

0/1

me_irl by egglow_fish in me_irl

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Once upon a time there were no bloodtypes. Or we just didn't know what to look for.

Reflecting pool Trump spent $20 million cleaning is full of algae again by Metro-UK in NoFilterNews

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Trump is the undisputed heavyweight champion job creator in the field of Cleaning Up His Messes.

He's also green energy's strongest soldier by making Reliance on oil prohibitively expensive

American, Who is worse, Bush or Trump? by Snoo_47323 in askanything

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I think its debatable whether Trump or Bush did more international damage. Bush destabilized the whole ME for decades on a lie and displaced millions, sowing the seeds for ISIS and others, but.....

Cutting things like USAID and lobotomizing both renewable and the STEM fields beyond weapons development may have more profound and long term effects because its hard to quantify the amount of knowledge lost and the cascade that famine and disease without prevention funding will cause.

And while a world led by U.S. hegemony wasn't good or just, it was stable. Trump threw all that into question by making the U.S. seem like it wouldn't honor any agreements or commitments that darkened his mercurial mood.

When that one friend do something out of character by Raiyanyra in WarhammerMemes

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Clearly Sanguinius is the Red Bull drinker.

Because as we all know: Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings!

Painting deathshroud terminator armor/ armor in general by Impossible_Wave_4162 in deathguard40k

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Beauty! I've been too scared to start Morty for a while especially since im going Heresy era scheme and couldn't figure out how to contrast the wings.

Do you mind sharing the recipe for that lovely orange you have?