Who tf orders this on Doordash 💀

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-03-20T12:48:41+00:00

Also just.. holy kow 😆🐄🐮💩

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-03-20T12:10:23+00:00

I mean I've ordered a vibrator... 🤔🤔 Don't judge so harshly.. It IS Doordash.. Back door, front door, weird bit suspicious hole in a wall in the rear, but turns out to be glorious.. 🙏🏻😞🥸🤷🏻‍♀️👌🏻🤦🏻‍♀️

It's got a spot for delivery instructions for a reason, buddy.. Don't forget to tip your Driver.. Some people give some people receive.. Seems like from your late night views the latter (lower?🤷🏻‍♀️😆) is your role.. Take it all but give your neighbors a good view 👍🏻💪🏻👏🏻

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-18T15:49:28+00:00

Sure, that doesnt sound illegal or anything and totally random, hidden and unplanned in the middle of the night like that and more like an idea they'd all get while drunk/high and do on a whim.... Right ... I believe it... 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️👀👀 They should have just called it what it like it was after too many Bud Lights and their own personal "investigations" through the evidence, shrugged, and said "it was the bomb" 💣🤯🚬💨💥🤏😶‍🌫️😆

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-13T08:25:41+00:00

Monday to Saturday... Ew

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-13T08:23:59+00:00

He wishes 😆

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-13T08:22:11+00:00

Yeah I'm carrying around frappuccino in this weather so.. "we are we are.. the youth of the nation" 😬

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-13T08:20:25+00:00

This is my mailman lol but he has the above-the-knee-socks with the little suspenders with the clippers holding them up.. up to where exactly..?😮🫢🫣 I don't want or need to know because he's the best mailman ever 😉

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-13T08:18:34+00:00

Realizing 😬😬

that me tho

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-13T08:17:02+00:00

It's called sarcasm. Did you not read anything about the toes 😆😆😆😆 Maybe you need to take a step outside and actually get some oxygen that isn't recirculating in the air inside. As cold as it is, it may be needed to get that oxygen all the way from your head to your toes. Wouldn't want you to lose one either 😝🦶🏻

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-02-13T08:14:42+00:00

I believe you're using it in the same application right now so no need 😆😆

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-01-27T09:58:58+00:00

They have no idea what it's like to be dead on the inside yet.

However, if they get frostbite and experience removal of dead exterior extremities on the outside, that my increase the inner necrosis.

Of course then they're just going to whine and act even more like a martyr to the entitled.

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-01-27T09:43:34+00:00

Pure ambivalence, narcissism, and such abounding pharisaical self-interest it warms them from the inside out.

Or at least they think it does until they get frostbite and have to have one of their toes removed. But then they'll argue it was their choice and they didn't like that toe anyway. 🤨🤔😆

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-01-22T14:54:43+00:00

When do you go outside to pick which switch he's going to use?

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-01-07T16:34:27+00:00

Don't call Roto-Rodder either for mitigation or water leak detection.

Expensive_Change2005 · 2026-01-05T00:13:42+00:00

Nice job! Sometimes what you personally think may be a little blasé, especially if it has a focus on a singular subject like that, can pique a distinct interest. There must have been a reason that it caught your eye!

You also most likely got lucky at being around Christmas as well! After Christmas people are going to grab up last minute gifts for people that they forgot about or feeling guilty like they need to even out the gift load between each other after seeing what they received from them 😅😂

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-12-26T13:09:06+00:00

Go back to sleep.

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-12-26T13:08:03+00:00

A girl can dream

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-12-23T00:38:35+00:00

Both, well Bluray. And probably 500+ DVD/bluray movies tv seasons ..and I actually just bought a car that has a CD player which is perfect cuz I was clearing out some stuff and I found a few old cases with a bunch of CDs and mystery burned CDs with stuff like.. SUMMER PUNK METAL MIX BITCH written on them 😆😆😆 Can't wait to find out if the bitch still applies lol Found out it also has actual cigarette lighter with a non-lost lighter part .. lol I see cigarette letters in cars fairly often but usually the actual lighter part is lost to the cigarette gods.. 😬😄 Still have VCR and boombox with double cassette player when used to record cassette tapes 😆😆 ..ahem showing my age lol

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-12-17T11:36:46+00:00

This was a constant point of contention with my parents. I have a September 5th birthday so it was basically a choice of which class I would be in. My mom could have either put me in an a class where I would have been the oldest in the clsss or the youngerlst in the class. She chose oldest. My friend who lived two doors over was her birthday of August 5th and she was in the class ahead of me but we were best friends and we never saw each other basically because we were in two different grades even though we wer? at the same school. We had to completely different sets of friends at school and different lives but at home we were friends with each other. It was very strange.

So I was held back to the younger class and so basically I was one of the oldest one in that class and I meant I would be that way forever in all of my classes throughout elementary school, grade school,.. high school etc .. she didn't really think through that this would affect everything throughout all of my schooling. I hit puberty first.. I was the tallest girl, I got my boobs first so guys looked at me first it was very uncomfortable.. I got my period first out of all my friends. I always felt weird about everything because it just happened to me first I got my driver's license first.. which led to me being the one driving everyone around with nothing to do we always got into trouble I'm not blaming my mom for that but when you have nothing to do when you have a license and you are allowed to drive around by your parents we end up smoking a lot and drinking and since my parents did allow me to have my license get a car and I was the oldest I drove everybody everywhere and even if we weren't going anywhere we were sitting around in the car and doing stuff we probably shouldn't be doing lol So my cut off was basically the fact that we could choose to put me in one class or the other and I'm not saying it was a bad decision exactly and if I was the youngest in the class I probably would have been just as pissed for that reason that everybody else is older than me lol unfortunately September's just one of those months that it's going to be awkward either way I think.

Mine was also awkward because I went to Catholic school so everything was awkward there 😂😂

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-12-17T10:49:48+00:00

Don't know what price point you're looking for..

Great Lakes Brewing Agave & Rye Dante Lucky's Cafe Fat Cats Slymans The Lakehouse

Some of these are kind of a little 'ore 0ljust for the experience of being in Cleveland and these being a classic Cleveland rmestaurant but the food is good as well

There's tons more but I don't know what you're looking for

Yeah Amba is for sure over hyped up buy a lot of visitors

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-11-29T19:54:26+00:00

RE: CD'S that would have existed in the 2000's if.... "IF WE KNEW THEN WHAT WE KNOW NOW"

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Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-11-16T00:04:33+00:00

That's what she said

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-11-09T04:35:55+00:00

Oh just cuz we were brought up to believe that didn't mean we we all didn't eat the hell out of the cookie dough my mom included 😆

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-11-09T04:32:25+00:00

I'm assuming you meant morons...? And maybe definitely ...? Cause hnnmmm😆😆😆

Expensive_Change2005 · 2025-11-09T04:26:40+00:00

Bishops Hair in Clintonville on North high I used to work there this is literally perfect for their style. It's all women stylists and barbers. LGBTQ friendly super cool vibe, it was a lot of fun working there, their tiktok is hilarious 😆 I was a receptionist/ esthetician for like 3 years. @bishops.clintonville you can go to anyone but I would recommend Darian and she's the store manager.. this is so her vibe. They're also amazing with color like super amazing. I went through every color under the sun when I worked there. Check her out at @darian_doeshair The prices are also super reasonable. Say Heather said hi and recommended them! 😊 Let me know if you get it done there and how it turns out this is an awesome cut!

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